"Sir, we're in freefall with Hispanic voters, what are we going to do" War on the pope! Pope war! The papist menace has been tolerated for too long!

Not original, but still true: I have the one thing he'll never have: Enough.

“Luke is repeating the mistakes of the old Jedi by making Grogu choose between Mando and being a Jedi.” No he’s not! The old Jedi were right about that stuff. He’s repeating their mistakes by being so narrowly focused that he can’t sense a very-obvious plot to undermine him unfolding under his nose

And while we’re stuck in Stupid Groundhog Day, Iran (being the only actor with agency due to a monopoly on foresight and competency) will succeed in creating conditions so intolerable for the US, Trump will quiet quit the war

My best guess is the US strikes Kharg but it’ll spook the markets so Trump will set a deadline and they’ll negotiate but it’ll fail so we’ll strike Iran but it’ll spook markets so Trump’ll set a deadline and they’ll negotiate but it’ll fail so we’ll strike Iran but it’ll spook markets so

There are a lot of things I like about Star Wars Legends, but I think it’s a big part of the reason why a lot of the fandom have trouble wrapping their heads around the whole non-attachment thing, which is a problem because that part is a load-bearing pillar in the moral of the whole story.

I was born in 96, so depending on who you ask I’m a Millennial or a Zoomer. I think I’m more of a Millennial though, mostly because I love golden-age Simpsons and I need a laptop to make large purchases and/or comments.

This is North Korea shit

I like how this is a tacit admission that they got his ass on the propaganda front

When did Stellan Skarsgard become the Pope?

I splurched coffee over my sweater, so now I get to walk around the office smelling like Wawa's Banana Bread coffee and Irish cream.

“Politically homeless” is Chudese for “I’m a Republican, and I have just enough shame to feel embarrassed to say it, but not enough to stop being a Republican”

I mean there’s really no way to slot her into canon cleanly.

It’s really impressive that you fuck up being president so much that the first American Pope boycotts the 250th 4th of July

The Pope’s response to being threatened by the Pentagon? - Cancelled his July 4th US visit. - Spending our 250th birthday on an island where African migrants wash ashore. - Told Catholics to call their reps and demand an end to the Iran war. The first American pope. He will NOT be bullied by Trump!

I don’t think this bus has many wheels left

Yesterday he said we were gonna share toll revenue with Iran. Lol. Lmao, even. Guys brain is pickled

I wonder how many willing GOP defectors there will be in 2027 if the midterms turn into a complete Republican rout.

So Melania is definitely trying to get ahead of something that's about to break, right?

Sure, Jan

I love the little parenthetical to explain his shitty nickname for her

Existence is pain

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

A fun social experiment would be to send a couple of Flat Earthers into space and see what happens

Why is it the Looney Tunes

Okay, which state of grief is this: denial or bargaining?

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

Been reading a lot of non-fiction over the past couple years and think I may need a break, so send any good titles you've read lately my way. Sci-fi and historical fiction are my go-tos, but I'm open to anything!

Hmm

I also love screaming into the void about media literacy

Put on MAUL: SHADOW LORD, and it’s actually pretty good. Maybe I’m just in the right mood for it! The quality of the animation in these things is always fantastic, and this one feels a bit more mature in tone than Star Wars animation typically does. We’ll see how it goes!

People on this app are really going to be reposting this clip saying, "OMG I agree with Tucker for once?!?!" & then be surprised when he becomes the GOP nominee in 28 Him & MTG sounding sane isnt some come-to-Jesus moment, it's their attempt to reclaim MAGA from Trump & get normies back in the fold

I'm just glad Congress isn't alive to see any of this.

The United States is about to commit war crimes because some dudes got mad at a trans woman in a beer advertisement on Instagram.

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress." -- John Adams, from the musical "1776."

Anyone denying this is just trying to excuse their complicity in bringing a fascist regime to power in the US, which is committing a terror campaign at home, and a terrorist war abroad. Own your mistake and don't repeat it! A denial only signals complicity.

I love it when Outlook inexplicably changes its UI. I swear some days it just says, "Fuck you, there's no signature button in the toolbar today. Eat shit." And then the next time I open it up, it looks like it normally does. I'm pretty sure it hates me.

Just finished season 1, and this thing is firmly in guilty pleasure territory for me. Weirdly has one of the most gut-wrenching episodes of TV I’ve seen in a while. Also, the first time I got to call bullshit on a plot element because it was related to my profession (librarian). That never happens!

“The people will rise up once we kill the ayatollah.” “The people will rise up once American troops are on the ground.” What’s the next goalpost?

The thing about Rebirth is it’s two half-assed movies smushed into one, and the two ass halves came from very different people. Lopsided Frankenstein ass of a movie

The guy started a war with Iran while forgetting the Strait of Hormuz exists. There is no plan, there is no strategy. These guys aren’t very bright, and things got out of hand. How are we still doing the 3D chess bullshit in 2026?

“The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams the loudest.” & “We are what they grow beyond. That is the burden of all masters.”