they're calling it the bluesky challenge and it requires at least 10 people to talk about a popular movie for one hour without anyone calling anyone else a lesser person for liking or not liking it

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies

abelard text my gf and tell her i still love her

can't win them all

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

got to give the people whhat they want

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

*taps sign* www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...

"Smug is the emotional tone of Mastermind. I want the buyer to feel judged by the box. Like the box is already disappointed in them. If you don’t want smug, don’t name the game Mastermind. This isn’t fucking checkers. This is a duel in a seminar room at Davos."

ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

what? no i know about him from this meme

*dusts off* a couple memes I made a few years ago

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS

twitter this last week

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Google AI doesn’t understand anything, smh

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

It's a good thing I don't have a billion dollars because we'd end up with movies starring me, looking cool in tactical gear, speaking in a deep baritone voice: "I'm putting together a team of..."

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

Checking in on MechaHitler

For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip). Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.

Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣

Point taken, though we should recall @annegoldgar.bsky.social @anne_goldgar crucial revision of the simplistic drama and morality story as conventionally told There Never Was a Real Tulip Fever www.smithsonianmag.com/history/ther...

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.

My last word on the matter

soon may the wellerman come your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do, so much to see to bring us sugar and rum and tea we'll take our leave and go you'll never shine if you don't glow

Happy Korb Torsday to all who celebrate @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social @caldy.bsky.social

Yeah :D

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

Sherman has impeccable comic timing