I will not be calm for a while. vintage cardiac cats game, see y'all in Detroit for Thanksgiving

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

absolute beast mode

Steve Buscemi is really good in the Sopranos

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

i don't play flight simulators but this looks soooooooo satisfying to use

Bills scorigami LFG

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

My haters are absolutely seething at my levled up spin move

Yes hello I'd like your most boring sounding strain of weed, please.

ITS REAL

it makes me happy to hear Church leaders speaking up for immigrants.

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

Game’s probably over, post good TikToks

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

go off Chester

Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us

I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.

Thank you, also, to HAD for publishing my poem “Steps” in September! Incredibly grateful!

Let's all go to McDonalds and order the Steely Dan meal

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't. Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

Had to share this from twitter just because

2026 Primary Woke Wave

SIR! Permission to lib out, sir?

Woke 2.0 is gonna be so much meaner (and better)

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

Panicky 2017 stories about VA Dems maybe blowing it --> panicky 2025 stories about NJ Dems maybe blowing it

Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

I love Unlicensed Eli Manning

I can't decide if a hypothetical adaptation of Clue directed by Wes Anderson would be incredible or insufferable

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

DON'T FORGET!

Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger. Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"

Happy Halloween you guys ever think about what would happen if you drove as far north as possible?

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

re: Glasnow