Podcasts are feebler and worse versions of talk radio. I don’t think many podcasters have the chops to take real-time calls from the public, for example, and they’re often way too reliant on editing and glamor instead of Da Pipes and Wit

This #99 guy on High Point putting his case in for crazy-ass white boy of the year.

closely monitoring the situation. the duke situation

Perfect

Hilarious to go from this to another sleepwalking week of spring training baseball.

The Italian bats finally fall quiet. It was a hell of a run but we drank all the espresso. Hell of a show, stole my heart and spoke to the ol genetics

one hell of a health scare to start this week that's not going away anytime soon, and it's going to be 95 degrees all week, contemplating spending a day on the beach imagining I'm bleeding out reflecting on life in that classic male noir fantasy

I think there's a lot of guys who if they took up the nickname "Big Play Slay" it'd backfire. You got braggadocio, alliteration and a hint of violence all wrapped into one. But that was never a problem here. Darius Slay is Big Play Slay and he ruled.

nodding

Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America

We've watched the US political sphere rediscover how the world works from first principles but this is the most "smoke the whole pack" moment yet

These have about 1/10th the caffeine as the real Death Lemonade. Anyone who gets this is a coward. www.thetakeout.com/2120457/pane...

made the leap and decided to get Marathon. Bungie knows me too well, there is no escape

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

WE'RE MAKING A MEAN MEATBALL TONIGHT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Shakespeare standing in front of a chalkboard, considering what’s written. He raises his chalk and makes one change (obscured by his head, shot from behind). As music becomes audible, the camera swings around to show us that he’s changed “HAMNET” to “HAMLET”. ♫ WHAAAAT IIIII’VE DOOOOONE

They are quadruple-teaming Bam and he still broke Kobe's record lmao

FORZA ITALIA SAM ANTONACCI

Tom Brady's reign over the Raiders is slowly morphing into Derek Jeter's time running the Miami Marlins

90% chance it's medical related ....but the options the other 10% represents...fascinate me so damn much

when the us is a people’s protectorate under the glorious control of the world liberation army all dramatubers will be sent to the mines for re-education

death to time changes, the late sunset here has completely messed up whatever routine I had and now I'm scrambling to get dinner done before my body just shuts down and pouts

Officially handing off the "no fun league" title to the NBA, congrats guys you did it

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

The Sistine Chapel of pixelated Rotoworld images

3 years $25 million is good value but Cade Mays has a lack of starting experience that should be concerning if the job is replacing Frank. This feels like banking on something he isn't yet, which is fine but I do not fault Lions fans if they're tired of seeing if projects develop

Lions

BALTIMORE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE???????

Baudrillard: totally exonerated, no wrong doing

Well. Okay. Lmao. Sure Decker did say he wanted to return to football this year. I guess he just never said it would be with the Lions. Sure.

It's been an assumption of mine for a long time that the only reason sports remain as popular as they are in the face of shifting demographics is precisely that they are easy to access. The more you paywall this stuff the more likely you make this generation the final one to care about them

These are like the three talking points of an NFL coach going into a season they end up 6-11

Walked by the very worst place to fuck around today.

I will destroy her

Yes…yesssssssss

Whatever else happens the Vikings have to give up on JJ McCarthy, who has never been good on any level of football.

*installs a program to a different drive with more room* Program: Oh you mean you wanted me to put all this stuff on THE C DRIVE RIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHTTTTTTT???!!??!?!?!

Lemon’s taking up a lot of oxygen among WRs and shines as the top Trojan of this draft but Ja’Kobi Lane remains a fascinating (possibly day 2) project for some team

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

anyone choosing this moment to be all "here's what you get with republicans: bombs in the middle east" needs to grow up rapidly, considering what the last dem admin did in gaza & their current support for trump's actions right now. this is what you get with (wholly bipartisan) american imperialism

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

basketball is on

Radio night, been working several Tuesdays and we’re live all night long, you’re gonna hear my wretched voice updating basketball scores

Genuinely sucks to see this. Coverage of smaller schools is terribly under-served and the Hustle Belt work will be dearly missed, hope this won't be the end and they can make a mark like a lot of other SB Nation exiles

The Detroit Lions are playing in Germany? Oh yeah

As always, people who use this app primarily for Politics tend to be the ones who say “damn, this app is getting TOXIC, and TIRING,“ and rarely seem to realize other people are on here and found ways to have fun and talk about things they like.