Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

You think baseball is boring. I think nothing is better than watching a good hitter grind out a walk from an 0-2 count in a 12 pitch at bat. We are not the same.

Killing folks who want the smoke

Yo yo yo @hobbesq.bolasgang.com I top-4’d an RCQ yesterday!

hey @hobbesq.bolasgang.com guess what number go up

good morning, go birds

Hey @hobbesq.bolasgang.com guess what!

I was on here for five minutes to make a joke about a giants prospect and I started scrolling and it ruined my day. What a miserable hellscape this world is. Want something that *isn't* a miserable hellscape? The Roundtable baseball podcast, back with a new episode cms.megaphone.fm/channel/TAMC...

Honestly, it hurt so bad I just let out a long Ric Flair woooooo

Get tough Eagles v. Commanders 1/26/25 @jdelly.gobirds.online @philatticus.bsky.social @defensemint.bsky.social @hereliesbaddieb.bsky.social @egt.bsky.social

They forgot to grease the historical markers!

I remember the day after Eagles made SB in ‘18. Walked to Penrose Diner hungover. Had, like, 5 cups of black coffee. Walked down a desolate Pattison Ave. alone to the Pro Shop. Bought a bunch of crap for friends, family & myself. Felt like the king of the world. Hope someone feels like that today.

missing my girlfriend o’ clock

an important life protocol is when there’s a food you find delicious, you tell people, and when there’s a food you don’t like remember that nobody gives a shit what you don’t like

The last time Ashley Marcial celebrated the Eagles on Broad Street, she fell off a bus stop shelter. She’s back, with a fake neck brace — and plans to go back on the bus stop — with a caveat. “I learned don’t stand on the plastic part: it might pop.” www.inquirer.com/eagles/live/...

ayo im big gay

"I drank them. I drank them all. They're empty, every single one of them. And not just the beers, but the ciders and the vodka, too." - heineken Skywalker

no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it

me: I have to wake up early and catch a train and appear on camera tomorrow so no funny business tonight child: got it. at 3AM I will absolutely fill my pajamas with shit, cuff to collar me: ok

breaking: i have signed Roki Sasaki. we are queening out over margs and apps at happy hour this week

One fan's successful dodge from a flying basketball is another fan's unlucky bonk on the head 🤕

I got love for my RBA jersey in the queer clinic in NYC today Canes stay winning

Turned on the stream right before the 2 goals from Staal and then RBA. Love hearing @wademinter.com calling those names.

Don’t have Cameron’s Bluesky but look at me and @meowzaki.bsky.social and @jawnbreaker.bsky.social !!!!

hard to articulate how fucked up it is that one of the leading stories on ESPN dot com is about how a football player screwed over bettors

not only does it suck that it’s a betting story, it sucks because that specific play had no bearing on the outcome of any of the traditional game bets (the eagles covered the spread comfortably and even a td there wouldn’t have affected the o/u) so this is specifically about the degens who bet props

🚫⭐️ No star power when playing the Canes in 2025 #RaiseUp

Go Bucks

Been on a huge MF DOOM kick the past couple weeks. That's all. Music's great. Go listen to more of it!

This MF said kahute

Selling two tickets to Thursday's Canes game against the Leafs. Section 332, row M, asking $70 for the pair.

Cool new t-shirt!

Doug Pederson should get a "Bull's BBQ" setup at the Linc where he can just hang out and have fans tell him how much they love him.

Girl are you ai cuz whenever i see you i think about all the places itd be wrong to put fingers

Guys, C-SPAN is momentarily in a state of lawless anarchy.

buying a cybertruck and putting it in long term storage so i can rent it in 30 years to filmmakers who want to convey "this guy is a dipshit" in period pieces

Boyfriend!

Boy

First time buying fireworks for New Years and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Me_irl

Cigarettes are a special resource for mainly consuming or giving to women you don’t know

If you need something to warm your heart, read this : thebloggess.com/2024/12/31/i...

“Dead End on Papaya Street” is the noir screenplay Jimmy Buffett never got to write.

If it somehow ends up Birds vs Chiefs SB I’m gonna need the spirit of Dawk to move through CJGJ for that entire game

opening a letter from my health insurance company and exhaling in relief. Phew, nothing to worry about. It was just a huge data breach. Scared me for a second!

I met jimmy carter at a circle k in alpharetta georgia 1987. We didn't speak, just shared knowing glances while using adjacent urinals. The dividers weren't as big back then, at one point I thought our streams might cross. His flow was strong but not boastful

I did it!!! And you can watch it here: vimeo.com/946748937