Hey falcons you should hire the Oc from the best team in the nfc east tbh the eagles would hate to see him leave

Every jackass who called for McKee to start at all this season needs to be taken out back old yeller style

Tripping over your own feet is a penalty on the other team now

The refs should not be praised for doing the bare minimum of properly officiating games. That is their job.

Tank plowing fools

An illegal hip drop tackle by the commanders??? But they’re historically so well disciplined and good sports!!

Get smitty so many blankets

L O L MOODY

YES HAHA YESSSS!

Joe burrow is being a coward with all these quick passes

Today I got a new phone

The line reads in this show suck even from the “good” actors

Fast forwarding to the end of Stranger Things so I can spoil it for everyone

RT if your team has won a trophy this calendar year 🏆👇

So Kirk herbstreit just straight up hates college football, huh?

Thinking about my goat Robert Covington today idk why

How many times would Buddy Ryan have already punched Kevin Patullo in the face?

the Bills out-Eagles’d us lmao

Jalen Hurts is innocent on that second half btw

FUCK JOSH ALLEN!!!! STUPID ASSHOLE WHITE SAVIOR COMPLEX AIN'T DONE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where was kevin patullo on january 6th

I am going to say something that will get me arrested by the fbi

That’s a crazy overturn

I’m gonna jump that was a perfect punt

Not to defend benson Boone but I’ve never seen harry do a backflip

"I don't like the Pop-Tart's technique on the grill. You are not invited to the cookout..." - Roddy Jones "Roddy, I need to see a little bit more seasoning on that Pop-Tart. I don't do that bland stuff." - Mark Jones

I love gaslighting Liv about what I got her for Christmas

Hi it’s liv

Adolis García is going to unplug Morgan Wallen from the aux in the Phillies clubhouse and it’s going to be like one of those shouting scenes from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Finally some flair on this team

Greg Olsen is the best color commentator in the game today

Tech execs LARPing as ironworkers is borrowed valor for people whose riskiest move is a fucking keynote. A deliberate insult to anyone who’s ever carried a toolbag, climbed a scaffold, or bled for a paycheck. They turned real labor into a branding prop. Hideous.

Bro the nemesis system itself is worth more than hogwarts legacy lets be so fr

This isn’t even the worst performance by a qb this season in the nfl we need to calm down

I’m just gonna leave this here, without comment:

In the last 7 games, Jalyx Hunt has 4.5 sacks, 13 QB hits, 2 INTs (including a pick-six), a forced fumble, and 2 PBUs.

FUCK NOTRE DAME FAKE CATHOLICS

roll tide @jdelly.fightins.online

Idc what the analytics say- I am taking the opening kickoff every time and setting the tone of the game

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Being born a Phillies fan might be the worst thing that ever happened to me

If you’re a longtime committee member and don’t need the explainer here is the ballot by itself. forms.gle/bZYWU8s54yoh...

Thanks @livespresso.gobirds.online

avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"

Such sloppy offense from Houston today. Inexcusable stuff

I took my iPad gf to a wedding and she won’t dance bc “iron bowl 🙄”

the Tennessee PA guy just passed me this card and wanted me to show it to y'all

The touchback fumble rule is the best rule in football. If anything, it could be stronger. Life imprisonment or a family member is sacrificed

They truly are a Philadelphia team