The Phillies won’t win anything meaningful until their wonderbread asses add more flair

Blow it up trade everyone idc my heart is full of hate and despair

It’s over. The Phillies are done.

I’m killing myself tonight (I’m kidding please don’t think I’m actually going to)

I’m wearing my dead grandmothers sweatshirt I got her before the 2022 ws btw

the mods should probably figure out the difference between “targeted harassment” and “being held accountable for public actions on a public website”

I hope cbp is hiding all of the cheese so rat faced Blake snell can’t gorge himself before tonight’s start

go Phillies

Negatives: Even when he gets the big picture right, Patullo has no fuel for situational game calling. My patience is very thin and I hope there is too. The offense really lacks the killer instinct The refs were horrible, but this is an undisciplined team right now Ringo stinks

I mean, if you’re going to drop a game, “bullshit 1pm start against an AFC West team in October” is about as inoffensive as you can get for it. Could even be a “lost the battle, won the war” situation if it turns into a wake up call to actually get it together.

Two nights in a row I’m fucking livid because large men in too tight pants didn’t win the children’s game

wow, what an example of poor refereeing AND gassing of the defense. couldn’t be undefeated forever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we have lucked out too many weeks in a row. great comeback for the Broncos.

Two things can be true: - #Eagles have no business winning this game - Officials have absolutely screwed us down the stretch

That's an egregious missed pass interference call on Dallas Goedert.

WHATTTTTT

Usually I have no patience for "what are defenders supposed to do?" commentary. But you have to ask on a play like that: What is the defender supposed to do?

THE GUY WAS STILL FIGHTING FORWARD THATS BULLSHIT

GOOD CALL

FINALLY A CALL GOES RINGO’S WAY

I mean, they scored 3 fucking runs.

I tend to have this baseball argument a bunch, managers look shitty when players look shitty. It was a one run game.

You can criticize Thomson's management, and you'd be right, and you can question whether or not the bullpen is up to the task, and it'd be valid. But Turner, Schwarber, and Harper combined to go 1-10 with 1 walk and 6 stikeouts. Everything else is just additional minutia.

Can’t win a game where your stars don’t show up and theirs do.

I’m gonna choke the umpire out

I feel so deflated

WHY ARE YOU NOT RUNNING ON SMITH????

That had so much carry, I don't understand. Thought it was playable off the bat. Stunned.

NEED the offense to wake up If they don’t I may commit a felony

The ump went from being good and consistent to putting in the fix

Cristopher. Sanchez.

Cbp isn’t the jungle anymore- it’s hell

This looks like a hydra skull from the MCU wtf

If the nfl rules committee was in charge of mlb they’d ban Chris Sanchez’s change up bc it’s “unfair to hitters”

OH-NO-TANI

“Ohtani” is the Japanese word for “cooked”

Dave Roberts is a fraud and a cuck

Phils-dodgers isn’t my ideal NLDS matchup, but it’s important to remember that both the Mets and Braves missed the playoffs completely

Goodnight everyone I love you all

Congrats Rob Manfred you’re no longer the sports commissioner who hates their sport and league the most!!!

NEVER A DOUBT

Jalen Carter being held on that deflection, too. No call. All good.

It’s incredible how many penalties the Bucs are getting away with

FIRE KEVIN PATULLO

HOW DO WE BEAT THE BUCKS????? THROUGH JIHAAD

We can complain about the offense looking like ass in the second half but the deafened and sp teams forgot how to tackle

Apparently Kevin Burkhart doesn’t attend production meetings either bc cam Johnston hasn’t been our punter for years

They aren’t calling PI at all today but that was PI

Taunting on number 15????

Charmin