fbi loves to say shit like "we got him" when what really happened is they found a body in a storage unit

“Men will let you down. The eras tour never will” AMEN

Also i fear the intro to the eras tour will ALWAYS make me cry

i’m so proud of my hardworking, smart, incredible boyfriend. everyone tell @jdelly.fightins.online congratulations for his promotion 🫶

roll tide @jdelly.fightins.online

it’s OUR spotify🤍

💧💧💧💧💧 Lane Kiffin continues his evolution as a coach. He will learn so much from Kim Mulkey!

I took my iPad gf to a wedding and she won’t dance bc “iron bowl 🙄”

I genuinely cannot be expected to just “go back to work” tomorrow. I simply cannot be expected to do that. Please don’t make me.

i’ve never seen joe burrow and conrad fisher in the same room together

Joe Burrow is 100% leaning into the Conrad Fisher comps w the hair, right?

Me according to @livespresso.gobirds.online

My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move

Festive philly guys 🎊✨ 5x7 postcards are available now! a portion of each postcard profit will go toward my local food bank 🫶🏽 if you can, please consider getting one for the holiday months and helping out the community during a time that can be difficult for many families 💖

weather’s colder, but the plays are too. #FlyEaglesFly

go birds

have you ever tried this one?

“he needed that”

roll tide

I can’t believe I’m so in love that I actually root for Alabama

On this date in 2008: Taylor Swift sings the National Anthem before Game 3 of the Phillies - Rays World Series

rip alfred hitchcock you would've loved saying "go birds"

Me, an idiot:

I have to be upfront: I haven’t watched a single minute of b*seball since The Incident

🩷

Happy birthday to the love of my life and best friend @livespresso.gobirds.online

today is my birthday but it’s also 4 months since my mom died so i’m really sad and not okay and it’s a hard day but i realized i want to feel special like my mom always made me feel

go phillies go birds

go phillies

Thank god we have Jalen Hurts

pookie deserved an offense as great as his pitching

go phils

give pookie some help @ phillies

can the phillies please hit the ball

pookie is pitching and i’ll be there

Round 2.

November 5, 2022

Well

all philadelphia men do is let me down

all refs are bastards

The Eagles have too many Italian coaches.

men ain’t shit

Cris Sanchez can’t relate To desperation.

i miss my mom i wish i was watching with her