Me, an idiot:

I have to be upfront: I haven’t watched a single minute of b*seball since The Incident

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Happy birthday to the love of my life and best friend @livespresso.gobirds.online

today is my birthday but it’s also 4 months since my mom died so i’m really sad and not okay and it’s a hard day but i realized i want to feel special like my mom always made me feel

go phillies go birds

go phillies

Thank god we have Jalen Hurts

pookie deserved an offense as great as his pitching

go phils

give pookie some help @ phillies

can the phillies please hit the ball

pookie is pitching and i’ll be there

Round 2.

November 5, 2022

Well

all philadelphia men do is let me down

all refs are bastards

The Eagles have too many Italian coaches.

men ain’t shit

Cris Sanchez can’t relate To desperation.

i miss my mom i wish i was watching with her

CRIS LFG

phillies

the pfizer vaccine leaving my body with that jt triple

I like how the Bank is so loud Ohtani can barely hear his pitch com

happy boyfriend day to the best boyfriend 🫶 i love my jj @jdelly.fightins.online

Y'all this is so long it looks like the back of a concert T-shirt

she’s so pretty

Happy Life of a Showgirl Day to all my Swiftie friends. It's nice to see people genuinely enjoy things

📈| The Life Of A Showgirl has already broken the record for most streamed album in a single day!

it’s almost time, showgirls

Especially @livespresso.gobirds.online

Phillies have lifted Trea Turner after five innings. He's won the National League batting title with a .304 batting average. He is the first Phillie to do it since Richie Ashburn in 1958.

4-0 go birds

go birds

It’s a US Ryder Cup performance fitting of the current state of America.

kirby smart is about to take every players car as punishment

roll tide

happy saturday ✨

the best part of living with profound, long-lasting grief is the ability to instantly torpedo any conversation with someone you just met if you don’t like their vibe

Philly fans seeing Josh Harris in the Epstein files

absolutely love this guy's insta (@chaadcrb) for learning ASL slang and sports stuff

Is this anything