Incredible Gemini hallucination here

Most interesting type of sports fan to me are the guys who fetishize tangential ephemera like jerseys, hats, and cards

Why is Donald Trump playing hockey against Pingu

Abby Roque captain of PWHL Detroit next season, who says no?

Nothing makes me feel more disconnected from my fellow man than when people say "frozen pizza is just as good as takeout these days"

Lived in Chicago long enough to witness all of the yuppie transplant types shift from loving the Cubs to loving the White Sox

PWHL Detroit team, my beloved

Becoming a weeb for Minnesota

Exposed my daughter to Wah Gwan Delilah and she immediately got fussy

When the writing staff inexplicably revisits a plotline from last season midway through the current one

Nobody is really surprised that they keep turning out to be NAFO guys right

so this was definitely a false flag right

oh my god he's making it about the BALLROOM

We live in an era of such obscene excess. I can watch the Dodgers, the Nuggets, my Penguins, and Trump’s press conference all at once. Photo taken with my phone. Laptop to my left. iPad somewhere around here if I want yet another screen for god knows what reason.

My wife and I had a beautiful and healthy daughter on Earth Day

When businesses are named "Superior" I'm never sure if it's after the lake or just an assertion of quality

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

I'm not asking you to become a Yooper. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be a Yooper.

Idea for season three of The Pitt: Baby Jane Doe falls down a well

Have you guys read the new study from those UChicago economists on the rising cost of fast food in the 2020s? Apparently the hardest hit chain is Sonic. Google "Sonic inflation" for the methodology

USPIS pulling a U2 and sending a recruiting flyer to all informed delivery subscribers is making me feel much more confident about receiving the knockoff hockey jerseys I ordered from DHGate

how much money does the marine corps lose

Nuke Denver

I'm finally getting relevant ads on Instagram

Lots of talking about how the US should be stripped of the World Cup, it needs to go farther than that. The US should be banned from all international competitions in exactly the same way Russia has been since 2022

Apparently she just declared for the PWHL draft, she's going to be a star in North America

The first Swede to ever win M.O.P.

i'm not crying, you are crying

Strap me to a missile and shoot me at Connecticut

Go blue bay-bee

The worst way I date myself in public is probably continuing to use "Pele" as my metonym for "best soccer player"

I think you should go to prison if you make a 90 plus minute long YouTube video and don't include chapters

Canadian Redditor who says "oh is sportspuck on? 🙄"

Anyone been watching this A24 professional bowling docuseries on HBO?

Lots of people responding to my 'Gondor NEEDS No King!' sign by telling me I "need to watch the rest of the movies"

Syla Swords my goat

Taylor Lorenz still being committed to this bit after losing her job due to intense clout chasing is chef's kiss

I haven't watched the NBA in a number of years and I do not understand what the fuck has happened to the league's scheduling and playoff format

Free Ramadan Jabazz Free John Africa Free Clavicular Free all political prisoners

Telling my kids this is Heated Rivalry

I don't know how you guys get up in the morning and convince yourselves to have deeply held opinions about whether cursive should be taught in schools, there's like real shit happening in the world