I'm finally getting relevant ads on Instagram

Lots of talking about how the US should be stripped of the World Cup, it needs to go farther than that. The US should be banned from all international competitions in exactly the same way Russia has been since 2022

Apparently she just declared for the PWHL draft, she's going to be a star in North America

The first Swede to ever win M.O.P.

i'm not crying, you are crying

Strap me to a missile and shoot me at Connecticut

Go blue bay-bee

The worst way I date myself in public is probably continuing to use "Pele" as my metonym for "best soccer player"

I think you should go to prison if you make a 90 plus minute long YouTube video and don't include chapters

Canadian Redditor who says "oh is sportspuck on? 🙄"

Anyone been watching this A24 professional bowling docuseries on HBO?

Lots of people responding to my 'Gondor NEEDS No King!' sign by telling me I "need to watch the rest of the movies"

Syla Swords my goat

Taylor Lorenz still being committed to this bit after losing her job due to intense clout chasing is chef's kiss

I haven't watched the NBA in a number of years and I do not understand what the fuck has happened to the league's scheduling and playoff format

Free Ramadan Jabazz Free John Africa Free Clavicular Free all political prisoners

Telling my kids this is Heated Rivalry

I don't know how you guys get up in the morning and convince yourselves to have deeply held opinions about whether cursive should be taught in schools, there's like real shit happening in the world

Thank god for the Pistons

Application received 🇨🇦

Finding out people pronounce "biopic" like "biopsy" was one of the worst things to ever happen to me

Blatant tripping by Ohio State

We did it Joe

I wrote in "Drumpf" for IL-09 to send a message

should I go to the PWHL game in Chicago next week

Go blue bay-bee

If you were a person who worried that the left was turning off normies with terms like "Latinx" and "Birthing Persons," might I direct your attention to the rising tide of gutter antisemitism that wouldn't feel out of place in Tsarist Russia.

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

This is a good time to remember that immigration judges aren’t real judges. They work for DOJ as part of the executive branch (under Bondi and Trump) and the fact that we call them judges like they’re independent arbiters would be laughable in a free and fair country.

Between Harris and Krishnamoorthi, it's clear that the system is rigged against Tamil people.

Adam Braun’s % roughly corresponds to the % of my recycling that’s been exclusively his mailers over the last two months

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Man look at this photo of Toshiro Mifune this is out of control

Being a college hockey fan is great because sometimes the game is being broadcast on an ultra niche premium service you can't justify getting and you can only follow it via some weird "statcast" service because even the ESPN app doesn't know the correct score

It's genuinely embarrassing how little American baseball players care about the WBC, like contrast that against the way pro athletes in every other sport get excited about best on best international competitions

Big news

Amazing how fully quitting Xwitter and scaling my time here back a ton has created space for me to follow sports besides college football closely again for the first time in forever

This is what Monday feels like

a lot of discussion about how "cosmopolitan" urban dwellers are, but a really underdiscussed trend is the homogenization of culture across *rural* areas of the USA - replacement of once-distinct regional cultures with generic "redneck" accent and culture, regional religions with evanglicalism etc

Loved this man’s vibe. (Zoom in.)

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."