Bans, testicles and clubs: thebloggess.com/2026/05/05/m...

Ridiculous things that happened in book tour, part 1: thebloggess.com/2026/04/30/a...

I’m sorry. I didn’t plan it this way. Rest in peace, Ferris Mewler thebloggess.com/2026/04/24/i...

I didn’t want to write this. Sorry. It’s a little sad. thebloggess.com/2026/04/20/o...

Drove to 5 places to find a copy of the NYT with HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY in it, but turns out that they don't print the list I'm on in the paper so I just made my own.

Well, that was unexpected. thebloggess.com/2026/04/09/w...

I'm in overalls and my hair is pigtails but this me after finding out that HOW TO BE OKAY is #4 on the NYT bestseller list. I assumed this was impossible bc this book is on the "advice, misc" list, which is only 10 books long, but somehow it found its people. I gotta call my mom.

This is very late but I make up for it in the end: thebloggess.com/2026/04/07/i...

Tonight was the early launch of HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY and I don’t have the right words.

Today they banned my book. Here’s what I want you to know: thebloggess.com/2026/03/25/t...

IT'S HAPPENING. Books have arrived at the Nowhere Bookshop warehouse so if you pre-order one I'll be signing it this week! You can also get signed copies from Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million and hundreds of indie bookshops I signed copies for.

*deep breath* Releasing 20+ pages of my book that comes out this month today to anyone who preorders it. Terrifying. thebloggess.com/2026/03/11/a...

thebloggess.com/2026/03/02/h... unfuckwithable.

Going on book tour for the first time in a decade. Terrified and excited.

This morning I mortified myself *twice* with iguanas and Frankenstein and I need to know I’m not alone. thebloggess.com/2026/02/24/j...

Catching up and screwing up…all at the same time. thebloggess.com/2026/02/17/f...

Happy news, plus a photo of me levitating. thebloggess.com/2026/02/05/s...

Got a particularly hateful comment and instead of screaming at them I wrote this : thebloggess.com/2026/01/27/s...

Y’ALL. NO NEW CANCER. thebloggess.com/2026/01/13/n...

If you ever doubted your ability to professionally market your books, please read this and feel better by comparison: thebloggess.com/2026/01/11/h...

The case of the 40-year-old missing peach cobbler: thebloggess.com/2026/01/02/t...

Do you want a free copy of my very imperfect arc of my next book? thebloggess.com/2025/12/26/i....

The state of Nowhere: thebloggess.com/2025/12/23/t...

Xmas is for 10-foot monsters on the lawn: thebloggess.com/2025/12/22/i...

Dear Canada, I’m on the way! thebloggess.com/2025/12/12/w...

THE 16THE ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE IS NOW LIVE! If you need help getting your kiddo a stuffed animal this holiday im giving out 150 of them so come check it out thebloggess.com/2025/12/08/t...

Spent last night in the back of a cop car and that wasn’t even the weirdest part of the night: thebloggess.com/2025/12/03/c...

thebloggess.com/2025/11/17/h... what is wrong with me?

Running away for a few days. thebloggess.com/2025/11/05/r...

My first time at jury duty. Is it always like this? thebloggess.com/2025/11/03/w...

Sorry. My OCD won. But maybe you need this: thebloggess.com/2025/10/27/s...

What to read in October: thebloggess.com/2025/10/17/m...

Knock knock, motherfucker. thebloggess.com/2025/10/03/h...

I went to Shelley Duvall’s house for her estate sale and it was sad and wonderful. thebloggess.com/2025/09/22/i...

thebloggess.com/2025/09/18/c.... They think Hailey has meningitis agin. Crowdsourcing in case you’ve had experience with recurring meningitis treatment.

Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the drs office. They were happy tears: thebloggess.com/2025/09/17/a...

Art interpretation for vampires: Art interpretation for vampires: thebloggess.com/2025/09/15/a...

Reading is less dangerous than cleaning: thebloggess.com/2025/09/12/r...

I was today years old when I learned something I guess I should have learned when I was a kid. *sigh*. thebloggess.com/2025/09/04/h...

I’m super excited and lightly terrified to announce this: thebloggess.com/2025/08/20/h...

Thank you, readers! thebloggess.com/2025/08/11/t...

Am I doing birds wrong? thebloggess.com/2025/08/07/i...

They’re no longer making my antidepressants and I’m trying not to panic. thebloggess.com/2025/07/28/m...

A lovely little update: thebloggess.com/2025/07/22/a...

What I’m reading in July: thebloggess.com/2025/07/16/u...

Where I’ve been: thebloggess.com/2025/07/08/w...

Secret rooms, spam and bear costumes. thebloggess.com/2025/06/16/s...

Y’all I HAVE GOOD CANCER NEWS thebloggess.com/2025/06/09/i...

SAN ANTONIO! Go vote for Gina Ortiz for mayor today! Keep San Antonio blue.

This is not great news but I’m going to be okay: thebloggess.com/2025/05/15/t...