Where is my pokémon farming/life sim spin-off game?? I just want to harvest some crops with my poké friends or watch them walk around town doing their own thing like AC villagers.

and also while i’m at it, fuck whatever witchcraft kept trea and harper’s from being HRs because you CANNOT be serious lmfao

🖤 d word @ atlanta ❤️

duran entrance oooooooo hoooornyyyyyy

wasn’t planning on getting ice cream til i realized i didn’t have the city connect one and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

i feel like this is probably what people think about me tbh

kuromi pixel food 🔮🖤༉‧₊˚. #pixelart

man 🧍🏻‍♀️

WHAT THE FUCK

killing myself postponed btw

me coming to the phillies game: :-) me realizing nola is starting the phillies game: :-(

if i would’ve stayed up for that phillies game instead of going to bed i would’ve been on the fucking NEWS omg

good job kyle!!!!

NOT THE JET2 HOLIDAY MEME IM PISSING MYSELF LMFAO

i have been healed

i literally cannot defend this man lmfao B R O 😭

HAHAHAHHAHA LETS FUCKING GO

TREA TURNER MY BELOVED

channeling alec bohm HARD at my job today lmfao

Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute? TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute? Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off TMac: … Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar

Kyle Schwarber x fastballs

EVERYBODY HITS BABY!!!!

This is what Kyle Schwarber sees on every pitch.

i finally got to see a grand slam live what the fuck is my life

…look at my son…my happy boy

this just made me horny idk

Schwarbomb directly into the Duran entrance, dear lord I feel invincible

Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ

can someone bully this freak outta here i’m in a dress idk if i can get down in time before they get my ass

wow Bader has a great ass what the hell

Tea Time☕ #Fireemblem #FireEmblemEngage

anyways can someone do the rest of my gacha dailies 4 me thnx

oh fuck ALL the way off lmfao MAN

i cannot believe we smacked the shit out of new york and then…this

wow the phillies look like shit rn good lord

i just saw a penguins sticker on a car w a jersey license plate, terrible omen and start to the day :/

please don’t boo ranger i will k word myself we all have bad days 😭😭😭

i’m sooooo fucking sick of all these kpop shows being in nyc please just come to philly im so fucking tired of citi field and ubs arena and this TRAFFIC 😭

why is a trump sticker on a ford fiesta so funny to me can someone explain??? or am i just deranged

oh so the universe let THAT be fair but not kyle’s???? you are in my SIGHTS @ god

NYAAAAAAAAAS OMG

OH FUCK YEAH KEMP

oh FUCK this twat

well that was a fuckass way to lose a baseball game lol

Rojas just made me horny what the fuck

monday....

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow