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the Texans defense DEMANDS tougher battles from God

but a Bible verse is ok?? Fuck off

every single thing about this administration is stupid and unnecessary but getting into a trade war and threatening a shooting war with Europe - Europe! - because the president saw a Mercator projection and wants to slap his name on Greenland is maybe the stupidest and most unnecessary

Their 2026 version of American Idiot is gonna hit like crack.

When is Jeff Bezos going to decry the search of one of his reporter’s home?

Jonathan Ross is a murderer

The yellow flag guys told us we needed weapons of war for this exact scenario then voted for the guy to do it. Take a Stop The Bleed training. Gun ownership isn’t for everyone but learning to clear a weapon may prove valuable. Find a lefty gun club or a friend to teach you.

"Deporting lawfully present noncitizens because of their opinions violates the First Amendment and betrays America’s commitment to freedom of speech.”

Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.

Costco should have a hot dog eating contest

EU should respond to the tariffs by going after big tech. Make it clear that they’re not fucking around.

“That’s slavery.” Civil Rights lawyer @oliverma2026.bsky.social (running for CA Lt. Gov.) reminds us ICE detainees work in for-profit prisons for $1/day just to pay for phone calls to their families. Cruelty is big business. P.S. @CoreCivic’s new CEO’s last name is “Swindle” — beyond parody

I really haven’t changed😂

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After Venezuela's Machado ‘presented' her Nobel Prize to Donald Trump, the President asked her to empty her pockets to ensure she didn’t have anything else of interest.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

this would be tremendous

Such a thin line between stupidity and insanity

ICE agents have shot and killed at least 25 people since 2015. Not a single one of them has faced criminal charges. from @lilahassan.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/why-ic...

We got parents making phone trees and signal chats to organize and teachers forced to come up with online lesson plans so students don't accidentally (or otherwise) get shot by some asshole with a velcro patch and Norm Charlton and Will Stancil out here like Ghetto Pat and you beg Trump to be nice

He’s a sentient lobotomy

Jeff Bezos is no stranger to issues of press freedom. He got a lot of goodwill when helping WaPo's Jason Rezaian get out of Iran. He stood with Khashoggi's wife after the Saudi gov murdered him. Which makes his silence on one of WaPo's reporters getting raided on home soil all the more salient.

I can’t believe it took less than a year

Just further proof that they aren’t coming to save us. We all have to save our collective asses together

“You cannot fire people for racist abuse FREE SPEECH but also you can terminate people who show support for trans people.”

Vote this demented hack out

you know who is a total pig: Brian Armstrong

The whole entire FF community right now

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Polymarket just opened a new market - bettors can now punt on: “When will Trump bomb Minnesota”

will stancil is proof positive that when the regime comes for us we can step outside of our internet slapfights and do the damn work he's doing it, his neighbors are doing it, and if they come for our communities so can the rest of us

Donate to Monarca, the immigrant defense network, my only costs are gas money and maybe some car repairs and therapy at some point lol

I can't stress enough to just pick up the phone and call someone instead of just endless amounts of emails / text messages trying to resolve a complicated issue.

Yes this. “Where are the Jews?”

Not enough has been made of the fact that what put Renee Good into harm’s way of violent ICE thugs like Jonathan Ross was dropping her child off at daycare

scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

…took and SOLD his phone?

BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship. No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.

NFL GMs that kept their jobs

His agent needs to leverage all these job opening into a pay raise for him

Tequila would never

It’s just banger after banger from @people.com right now. Bodying every other national news outlet:

Actually, it doesn't matter if you have your papers.

Unmask them all

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