Guess the "staffer" has been fired. LOL. Just kidding. We know that didn't happen. 😂

Is Susan Collins concerned about the fact that the president is a racist? Could someone please ask her.

I ❤️ this so much that it's hard for me to articulate. The fact that he's said "there's more than one way to look at it" fills my heart. It's rare to see an idiot so eager to tell the world exactly how stupid he is.

This does not seem to translate to the promised 300%-1500% price drops we were promised.

When does Trump sign an Executive Order that Bitcoin cannot drop below $60k?

Hottest economy ever doing hottest economy things (after woefully underperforming last year):

So Ken Griffin has figured out that Trump is an amoral, unethical, greedy POS? Stop the presses. Will wonders never cease?

Bezos will shutter the WaPo.

Pick your metaphor for things that have aged poorly.

Am I being to cynical to start believing that postponing or canceling economic releases is part of a strategy?

The “failing” New York Times. What an idiot.

I took the liberty of fixing the White House's chart on US steel production:

Is there a better example — in record time — of ETTD than the Kennedy Center?

There was just no way to know that giving him your lunch money would embolden him and have him coming back for more. THANK YOU to all the spineless institutions -- to numerous to mention here -- that enabled this bully instead of punching him in the face. 🙏

I do not understand what keeps Facebook afloat other than an overabundance of gullible morons. But how is that enough?

If you're enthusiastic or optimistic about Kevin Warsh, might I suggest you take a look at the arc of Scott Bessent and reconsider.

1, 5, and 10 years from now, “Melania” will still not have turned a profit, but sure, let’s celebrate the alleged stronger-than-expected box office. A bribe by any other name is still a bribe. And a small one at that given some recent revelations.

The Kennedy Center effectively shut its doors the day Trump slapped his name on it. What an embarrassing way to try to save face. 🤡

Wait, what? What about the marble armrests he had just picked out?

The surprise value of this story is zero. Why is everyone acting shocked? What am I missing? This is just another day that ends in “y.” www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Clicked through to the study Trump cites in his laughable WSJ op-Ed. He claims the study totally vindicates his tariffs (like no one has ever seen before). Here's how ChatGPT summarizes that very study:

How ChatGPT rendered the same data.

I am loving this banger of a chart crime from the White House. Look at the y-axis and try not to laugh. Looks like a gain of about 1 metric ton. 🤡

I believe Lutnick has claimed to have severed ties with Epstein long before this. But perhaps it's another Jeffrey Epstein with an island in the Caribbean. Hard to know.

@ivanthek.bsky.social 🤔

New Epstein distraction has been revealed: 2020 Fulton County ballots. 👀

But was it by hundreds or thousands of percent? THAT is the question.

Melania movie might teach you something, like how to say “leave the money on the nightstand” in several foreign languages.

Getting short -- especially tech names -- is not easy. Kudos to Katie Stockton on nailing this #$PLTR trade.

Gonna wait until Melania is streaming on Amazon and then ignore it there, too.

As the nation discusses ICE agents slaughtering innocent Americans, Trump notes no one’s mentioning “affordability” these days.

Back to playing Call of Duty in their parents' baserooms until they called up again.

One of the lies Bessent likes to tell (without evidence or push back from Eisen) is rent prices are going down because of the aggressive deportation strategy would be nice if someone at CNBC was ready with this chart next time

Bessent: "Form 4547" For fuck's sake. It never ends.

$18 trillion ✅ “Hottest” economy ✅ Stock prices ✅ No inflation ✅ We’re only 10 minutes in.

Find a theater near you and screen cap seats sold for the Friday premiere of Melania. I've got FOUR sold near me.

About to watch Trump speech on economy. Over/under on: $18 trillion in investments Drug prices down by 300-3000% "Hottest" economy in the world Record stock prices "No" inflation Energy prices down Grocery prices down Talk to me, people.

Seeing this "Melania" review being attributed to Variety: "If they showed this film on a plane, people would still walk out." Looks like there's near 100% ticket availability at most theaters near me.

Tell me more about the art of the deal. Please.

Rich Bernstein to Janus. Literally. ir.janushenderson.com/News--Events...

I’m old enough to remember when Kristi Noem’s South Dakota had the single worst response to Covid of all 50 states. Her incompetence is legendary. Sufficient to secure a Cabinet appointment in our kakistocracy.

Whether or not Pretti had ID with him seems like a large, steaming turd of post hoc rationalization. And, neither ICE nor CBP are “peace officers” under MN law in any event.

Well, looks like Gramps is up and has pivoted back to his Big Beautiful Ballroom.

Can you identify the three America-first MAGA patriots and the two domestic terrorists/paid agitators?

I again invoke Jack Reacher: “There are four types of people who join the military. For some, it's family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next you have those who just need a job. Then there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people.”

Get used to it. Just make this the template.

My "history" with Ferguson dates back to 2012, when he went on Bloomberg and railed against Obama, claiming that a spike in hiring was a stimulus-related sugar high that quickly faded and that, therefore, his stimulus plan (which was too small) was a bust. That spike was actually Census hiring. 🤡

In other news, 🤡🤡🤡: