Wife asked why I had not put the garbage out for pickup and I had to remind her that the Dow is over 50,000 dollars.

Other emails in this exchange make clear that the redacted word in the penultimate graf is "don't" -- almost as if a search was undertaken for, perhaps, a name that starts with D-O-N so that it might be redacted. I'm stumped as to whom Bondi was trying to protect. Anyone? Bueller?

Wonder who this was.

It is heartbreaking to watch a hack like Pam Bondi "testify" before Congress and rant about the level of the Dow and S&P. We are so very unserious.

Because it’s Wednesday.

Siri, show me a dude who just had his US passport revoked.

So, Lutnick admits he was on the island but never inhaled. Got it.

Picking up a possible trend in YOY Retail Sales...

How many news cycles are we going to waste discussing whether redactions that were clearly illegal in the first place should now be unredacted?

That our DOJ is openly, publicly, demonstrably protecting multiple pedophiles is revolting beyond words. And, to be clear, I want *everyone* investigated and, if appropriate, charged. And Howard Nutlick should resign yesterday.

Hassett greases the skids for crappy jobs numbers. Nice.

Guess the "staffer" has been fired. LOL. Just kidding. We know that didn't happen. 😂

Is Susan Collins concerned about the fact that the president is a racist? Could someone please ask her.

I ❤️ this so much that it's hard for me to articulate. The fact that he's said "there's more than one way to look at it" fills my heart. It's rare to see an idiot so eager to tell the world exactly how stupid he is.

This does not seem to translate to the promised 300%-1500% price drops we were promised.

When does Trump sign an Executive Order that Bitcoin cannot drop below $60k?

Hottest economy ever doing hottest economy things (after woefully underperforming last year):

So Ken Griffin has figured out that Trump is an amoral, unethical, greedy POS? Stop the presses. Will wonders never cease?

Bezos will shutter the WaPo.

Pick your metaphor for things that have aged poorly.

Am I being to cynical to start believing that postponing or canceling economic releases is part of a strategy?

The “failing” New York Times. What an idiot.

I took the liberty of fixing the White House's chart on US steel production:

Is there a better example — in record time — of ETTD than the Kennedy Center?

There was just no way to know that giving him your lunch money would embolden him and have him coming back for more. THANK YOU to all the spineless institutions -- to numerous to mention here -- that enabled this bully instead of punching him in the face. 🙏

I do not understand what keeps Facebook afloat other than an overabundance of gullible morons. But how is that enough?

If you're enthusiastic or optimistic about Kevin Warsh, might I suggest you take a look at the arc of Scott Bessent and reconsider.

1, 5, and 10 years from now, “Melania” will still not have turned a profit, but sure, let’s celebrate the alleged stronger-than-expected box office. A bribe by any other name is still a bribe. And a small one at that given some recent revelations.

The Kennedy Center effectively shut its doors the day Trump slapped his name on it. What an embarrassing way to try to save face. 🤡

Wait, what? What about the marble armrests he had just picked out?

The surprise value of this story is zero. Why is everyone acting shocked? What am I missing? This is just another day that ends in “y.” www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Clicked through to the study Trump cites in his laughable WSJ op-Ed. He claims the study totally vindicates his tariffs (like no one has ever seen before). Here's how ChatGPT summarizes that very study:

How ChatGPT rendered the same data.

I am loving this banger of a chart crime from the White House. Look at the y-axis and try not to laugh. Looks like a gain of about 1 metric ton. 🤡

I believe Lutnick has claimed to have severed ties with Epstein long before this. But perhaps it's another Jeffrey Epstein with an island in the Caribbean. Hard to know.

@ivanthek.bsky.social 🤔

New Epstein distraction has been revealed: 2020 Fulton County ballots. 👀

But was it by hundreds or thousands of percent? THAT is the question.

Melania movie might teach you something, like how to say “leave the money on the nightstand” in several foreign languages.

Getting short -- especially tech names -- is not easy. Kudos to Katie Stockton on nailing this #$PLTR trade.

Gonna wait until Melania is streaming on Amazon and then ignore it there, too.

As the nation discusses ICE agents slaughtering innocent Americans, Trump notes no one’s mentioning “affordability” these days.

Back to playing Call of Duty in their parents' baserooms until they called up again.

One of the lies Bessent likes to tell (without evidence or push back from Eisen) is rent prices are going down because of the aggressive deportation strategy would be nice if someone at CNBC was ready with this chart next time

Bessent: "Form 4547" For fuck's sake. It never ends.

$18 trillion ✅ “Hottest” economy ✅ Stock prices ✅ No inflation ✅ We’re only 10 minutes in.

Find a theater near you and screen cap seats sold for the Friday premiere of Melania. I've got FOUR sold near me.

About to watch Trump speech on economy. Over/under on: $18 trillion in investments Drug prices down by 300-3000% "Hottest" economy in the world Record stock prices "No" inflation Energy prices down Grocery prices down Talk to me, people.