2011. Probably not his viewpoint anymore.

In other news, this stud made his first long distance Frisbee grab.

Soybean exports to China, Jan-Jul 2024 v Jan-Jul 2025. Down 51%. #MAGA #FAFO

Watched Maher last night talking about dictatorship, autocracy, authoritarianism here in the US and could not stop thinking about the tongue bath he gave Trump after his dinner at the WH.

There is nowhere near enough outrage about what passes for a chocolate croissant in the US.

Are you fucking kidding me?

DEATH PENALTY FOR WHOEVER STOPPED THE ESCALATOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

I abhor political violence. I abhor violence of all kinds, actually. And Charlie Kirk should be alive today. That said, how has no one on the right grifted with a Kirk shitcoin yet?

Morning musing: How many Trump grifters got long $LAC in the past couple of days? All of them?

He’s a toddler (no offense to toddlers).

Who got fired for putting “acetaminophen” in Trump’s comments yesterday? Someone took some shit for that. Who was it?

Fascinating story Trump told about UN telling him to pound sand when they had renovations to do (however many decades ago that was). What a small, bitter loser he has always been.

To be clear: Trump has made more off his shitcoins and crypto scams than we import from Russia. He's a pathetic blowhard and Putin's useful idiot.

Trump is going to impose massive tariffs on Russian imports. LOL. We import ~$3 billion from them annually. 🤡

Watching Trump lie at the UN and I am embarrassed to be an American.

A friend told me they sold merch at Kirk's funeral, and I was like, "your point is?"

Any chance we’ll ever know how many of Trump’s inner circle got short $KVUE on Friday? (Not that the SEC would care, mind you.)

Is there anyone -- literally even one person -- who stays on the line when the robo-voice says "Hello, please do not hang up..."

Dogs -- very much unlike Trump -- do not have a dishonest bone in their bodies, as any dog lover will tell you. Their purity of spirit is possibly their most endearing quality.

The H-1B idiocy is compounded by the GOP's 40-year war on our own education system. Just sayin'.

What is he even talking about?

Homan making a strong play for a promotion.

If you don’t count the hungry people, you don’t have the hungry people. Page out of the Covid “we test too much” playbook.

What about when DoD shares it in group chats?

Hmm. Appears Russia made another "mistake." nypost.com/2025/09/19/w...

Fox "News" misleads millions of people multiple times every single day, and they're not even comedians. What the actual fuck?

What’s the TL;DR on Carr’s CNBC hit this morning? I seriously do not have the stomach for that bile anymore.

Excellent down and dirty on filtering noisy news with @ritholtz.bsky.social and @hiltzikm.bsky.social. Way too many unreliable sources of news and data out there. Find honest, credible brokers and/or dig into raw data yourself (my stock in trade). t.co/Q0o73lbqmD

At least Miran didn’t want a 300bps cut, so there’s that.

So, basically everyone in line except for the new lackey.

Is Miran included in today's SEP? Anyone know?

Anyone in the Trump Cabinet NOT do this?

I of course had the tv muted, but I think Bessent was on this morning spinning a story about foreign companies eating the tariffs. He did so shortly before a report on Import Prices that proved him a liar. Go figure. www.bls.gov/news.release...

The only murders that matter are those of people you either knew or knew of, ergo Melissa Hortman (and her husband and their dog) DO NOT COUNT so stop talking about them.

TIL that this relatively small rock chipping equipment in my neighbor’s yard makes a lot more noise than you’d expect.

I'm fairly certain companies have learned how to appropriately staff in order to meet their reporting requirements without sacrificing growth. Of course, it's possible the potential savings here could be used as an offset to tariff expenses. Just sayin'.

We seem to be very big on "frameworks."

Companies should have no reporting requirements at all. Trump, Bessent, Lutnick, and Navarro should just periodically tell us how they're all doing.

Expired passports: ▶️ Save for sentimental value (stamps) ▶️ Shred (or otherwise dispose)

1lb of coffee is up >20% since February.

Hmm. What to do? Get it Friday for $7 shipping or wait an extra day and pay $3 more. Decisions, decisions. 🤔

Started/going over on Grok. Elon doing Elon things, i.e. continuing to trash Twitter, Grok, and his legacy.

Prospecting for one potential client? 🤔

Saying what needs to be said.

Wonder if Trump will fire Pulte for apparently being a lying sack of shit. www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...