cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

We do things a little differently around here though, so I hope you'll settle in and learn to enjoy the place. rule 1: no gangstalking. rule 2: unless I tell you to do it

Spiked chain

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

at this point it would be interesting journalism if someone could locate a Young Republican groupchat that was not full of overt Nazis

Vinland Saga, as always, telling the truth

red wings currently being outshot 39-13 👍👍👍👍

Producer Dan from @yourkickstartersucks.com

Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?

I would argue that Christ is more of a Monkey D. Luffylike figure personally

white mage hank hill

Michael Jackson, the singer who rose to become "The King of Pop", has died in Los Angeles, California.

accidently spooked monster mash yelling about the red wings first goal of the season

The second Hathaway film comes out January 30, 2026!

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

kaworu is kinda like garma in terms of yaoi impact and total screentime.

the detroit red wings play hockey tonight!!!!!

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

helpful screenshot

met my wife and also like half of my friends, keep up the great work social media

[With a Transylvanian accent]: “Is Pepsi okay?”

genuinely the most relatable he's ever been lmfao

absolutely thrilling to see what the penguins new coach looks like for the first time

im thinking i might start an argument with an elderly truck driver which then escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in me being stabbed multiple times, hospitalized, arrested, charged with a felony, and presumably fired then blackballed from my lucrative industry. anyone else?

It's october, hockey's back, I'm vaping like a madman and listening to the best album of the 2020s so far and reading comics during commercials with my kitty cat. Frankly it don't get too much better than this :)

if lebron is announcing his retirement after this season in 10 mins we've only got one more year with one of the great sports posts of our time 🫡🫡

im watching john carpenter's prince of darkness

rise of the machines

slowly convincing myself to rewatch eternals as a fun little bit

it was supposed to be the year of the eternals!!!!

That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to

between the ice agents and metal threat festival its a huge weekend for nazis in chicago!

this is ART

im so excited for jjba part 7 anime

at customs they asked me why i was traveling to canada and i said "heavy metal" and they didnt ask any follow up questions and let me through. Possible lifehack if ya need it!

Not using the name yeti to avoid getting sued, and then getting sued anyway is a great but

The absolute velvety blackness was essential. In the end, I repainted the whole thing in acrylics, over the pastel rendering. The art was later used for the cover for Beneath the Remains by the band Sepultura. 4/4 www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/or...

Art by Steve R Dodd ‘Deep Space: Methane Hurricane’ (2025, acrylics on canvas board)

this carvana campaign is so funny. why would i buy a car along the same criteria as a guy a foot and change taller than me. or do you really expect me to believe shaq has sat in a fiat 500

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

now this is comedy

Gay heavy metal legend Rob Halford gets hitched to long-term partner https://bit.ly/46WfnlK

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases