FUCK, I JUST WANNA GET TO THE ELITE 4 ALREADY

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

Time for my waaaaaaay too long albums of the year list nobody asked for

Late major by our no 1 pick to lose in regulation? Man am i glad I fell asleep

Didn't want to wait until sleepy hours to celebrate a goal, but better late than never

Ready to see Carpenter and Scroeder

Its bad enough the new west coast teams took almost all the players I like from me, now I've got to deal with 10 pm starts. Fucking assholes

A pile of game used islanders sticks from the 80s, most of them signed to the team chaplain

They know jaws is fiction right?

Me until the sirens game starts

Need a quick answer

Speaking of dallas, I miss vern fiddler

Given the chaos of this team, im expecting us to rout dallas

I look forward to every analyst opine on how players will adjust to the smaller rink, or is that reserved only for the frail euros?

The dumbest guy you know sees the nonconsensual porn machine: Wow, its like, the most virgin

I think jucifer just got stuck on a loop when I wasnt listening cause I remember listening to thine enemy hungers like twice all year? The rest tracks

I just helped move a fridge and got paid in croissants. I should play clair obscure tonight

Im very angry at the chair company ending

Did Sean Payton have access to the pats bulletin board this week? Good lord

People ask me: why do pirate sports? Because eventually streameast will throttle your audio quality to get you to refresh, but I prefer the demon feed

My biggest solace is wood will be broke when the crypto crash comea

Just a reminder it was a tie game before both of these "goals" FUCK

God fucking damnit

The hockey gods want a comeback from this bullshit, TIMOOOOOO

DAMN YOUR SPECIAL TEAMS GHOST YOU ASSHOLE

WOOD CARRIED NEMECS STICK AWAY WHAT THE FUCK

LOVE a blatant stick hold leading to a goal

His knee was down put before 2nd foot, that ain't a catch

Younghoe Koo said

DAMN YOUR SPECIAL TEAMS GHOST YOU ASSHOLE

Well that was certainly a period

WAIT I CAN MAKE FUCKING DART PREQUEL MEMES?!?!?

Just absolute chaos on both screens, what a night

Ruff sensing Smith was in danger

BEAT SMITHS ASS FOR ALL THE PAIN HE CAUSED ME

This is the ghost of Joe Judge's fault

Theres Damon

TIE DOWN SIEGS FUCK NOW WERE AT 4 D

Oh nooooool Dillon

That ain't gonna count after challenge. Shocked they called it good on the ice

I want one thing for Christmas

A palat goal?

Thank ai slop, for confusing immortal with pandas

Carter Hart is making his debut against Chicago. Carter Hart or Chicago? Sure.

Thats a goal? He wasnt even at the red lime, fuck off

Oh the make up call

Ref was literally staring at that high stick. TURRIBLE

Mercer with the hands whew