Current clubhouse leader:

(lonely island voice) They got six in the box

The idea that you’d get one Coors Light and one Miller Lite is incredibly funny to me

when I was at BC, people in Philly loved to be like "cold up there, huh??" and I always said "Dec-Feb is no different...but all of april it rains and never cracks 50 degrees"

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Leon's the absolute best. He's also such a history buff when he was coaching a summer league basketball game he compared the intensity to a battle from World War I.

1st donation to #CharitibundiBowl is in honor of BOSTON COLLEGE MENS BASKETBALL WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN MORE BACK. $65.43 for sky high portal rankings. BETTER COACHING HIRE THAN UNC, BETTER TRANSFERS THAN DUKE. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Another addition to the limitless collection of funny Travis Konecny images.

The Goose on the Field is like the fourth best defender on the Phillies 🪿🪿🪿

Adam Schefter is WEAK on crime

well that’s a first

The Detroit Pistons joined Twitter in October 2008 And they haven’t won a home playoff game ever since

glass of wine and this vid will get those ducts going, I found out

Hockey guys going right from college to the stretch run and playoffs of the NHL is so sick and I wish basketball had it. Guy lighting up March Madness and immediately getting minutes for a playoff team.

Clint Capela just banked in a shot that hit the backboard with the force of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

(Peter griffin voice) Dexter Lawrence is Dexter Lawrence but the 10th overall pick could be anything! It could even be Dexter Lawrence!

Think that’s the right call (especially in the NIL era).

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

You’re allowed to play Tom Petty concert vids on YouTube on the tv while your kids silently color. I checked and it’s totally legal.

Me to the coldest beer in the garage fridge at 3:27 pm today

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

@treblaw.bsky.social watching Taijuan Walker

Checkmate, Gemini

Absolutely unhinged 1-2 punch of partner names

Actually shocked by this, but obviously very happy. Thought Andrej was destined to head back to the portal after having to settle for a bench role down the stretch.

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

You know what? I got nothin

MONEY WILLIAMS IS A BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLE WE ARE SO BACKKKKKK

this man played an ncaa tournament game against evan mobley, who has since played 330+ nba games in five seasons Franck, my guy,,, go to a career fair.

beating illinois for talented slovenians??? HAHA WE'RE SO BACK

im sorry her name is whoey whattington??

not at all the point but this is why an image made in Photoshop is better than AI

andre drummond is six weeks younger than ariana grande

legitimately don’t understand how this happens again

Scott O’Neil is WEAK on crime

He’s there to shake his head and be disappointed in them ahead of time

people forget that DePaul is french for "The Paul"

me describing the guys i golf with and text all the time

It’s literally this joke from Parks and Rec

Lehigh baseball sets an NCAA record for most runs scored in the first inning with 20.

I do think if/when LIV Golf dies, the path back to the PGA should be decided by one final tournament (or series of tourneys). Top 12 are immediately back. Next 12 get some starts/a pathway in. Next 12 go to KFT/DPWT status. The rest are banned for life. I would finally watch their product.

Philadelphia's only crime