Tank needs more touches. Dude is a maniac.

I have to give Adoree' Jackson credit. I had no faith in that man after Week 1, but he's been totally solid lately. Happy for him.

That drop was an absolute killer.

Dallas...

Jalen's cookin'.

That's how you start a game.

If anyone wants to give me their Apple TV login so I can watch Pluribus, I certainly will not stop you.

Clone Bob Wischusen 15 times and have him call every NHL game every night.

That feed from Travis Sanheim was sensual. My god.

Okay, Ty Murchison can stay.

Put Michkov out there to try for the empty net. As a birthday treat.

Michkov basically just tried to snap a man’s neck.

That was cool.

I better not see Nic Deslauriers in the lineup over Carl Grundstrom ever again.

Michkov must have diarrhea.

First the stupid, dumb Eagles lose last night and now tonight Matvei Michkov is injured on his birthday. Trash developments, if you ask me.

I knew Alex Nedeljkovic playing like prime Dominik Hasek wasn't sustainable.

The Flyers are so unbelievably good at not putting the puck into wide-open nets.

Secretly, the Flyers actually have them right where they want them (trailing in the first period).

Don't love that.

Carson Bjarnason's a real one.

Yeah, Michkov's scoring tonight.

Must-win for the Flyers tonight. Matvei Michkov *must* happily do victory shots in the locker room.

I’d follow Jalen Hurts into a house fire, but that was the worst game I’ve ever seen him play. Gotta be better than that.

Lmfao. Unreal. This team is cooked.

This game shouldn’t be allowed to go to overtime.

Horrible night for A.J. and Jalen.

SAQUON, THANK YOU.

Defense is cooking.

Despicable football team.

Why are they running out of the shotgun at the 2-yard line?

Now go redeem yourself, Jalen.

I hate this Eagles team so much.

It’s wild how much I’ve missed Britain Covey.

Nakobe Dean rocks.

Runs to the outside? Is Patullo on the pipe?

The Eagles are so broken.

Do not wrong me tonight, Birds.

Don’t even think about giving me hand soap unless there’s a clownfish on the bottle.

I didn’t expect the Flyers to pull out a win against Colorado, but I did hope to see them put up a fight and skate with the best team in hockey. They did that and more today. I’m legitimately impressed by this team.

Garnet Hathaway will score a goal one of these days.

Emil Andrae is having himself a nice little game.

Right on queue, there's the goal.

Flyers just aren't in the same league as the Avalanche. I don't think any team is in their league, frankly.

Emil Andrae rocks, I don't care what any of you people have to say.

Absolutely hating Travis Konecny's start to this game.

Noah Cates for Selke.

Did I just watch Noah Juulsen completely shut down Nathan MacKinnon at the blue line?