This is why I can't take the Kraken seriously.

Shoutout Trader Joe’s for playing the most underrated Radiohead song (Airbag).

You see me walking toward the Jenga table, you go the other way.

Trying to decide if I should join my neighbor’s Spotify jam and start spamming it with Dead Kennedys and Circle Jerks.

The band Yellowcard whenever someone at the World Cup is given a yellow card:

I could see the Darren Raddysh deal working out quite nicely for Toronto. I could also see it going so horribly wrong.

The fact that the Golden Knights have made it to the Stanley Cup Final three times in their nine years of existence is crazy enough. Add in the fact that they've done it with three different head coaches? That's legitimately nuts.

Flyers might actually get the Leafs’ unprotected No. 1 overall pick next summer.

Holy W, Danny Briere. Really, really love this trade. Dan Vladar and Joseph Woll is one heck of a tandem.

Look at these bozos.

Shayne Gostisbehere winning the Stanley Cup is so awesome and cool. Very proud of that dude.

Go Birds.

Brazil’s national anthem rules.

Canes in six.

This Hurricanes team is so electric. In every sense of the word.

Jordan fucking Staal.

I don’t know, man. I just feel like this is the most magical song ever written.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

You love to see it.

Connor McDavid, come home and do a Citywide at Tattooed Mom with the great citizens of Philadelphia.

I'm not sure that I've ever wanted something more than Patrick Roy behind the Leafs bench. It would be so funny.

👻🐻👻🐻👻🐻👻🐻👻🐻👻🐻

Thanks, I hate it.

Nikolaj Ehlers, oh my word.

Sean McDonough should be thrown in prison for this horrendous call.

Carter Hart giving up a goal on his first shot against?

Carter Hart is scum. Go Canes.

You will never hear me say anything bad about A.J. Brown. Greatest receiver to ever wear an Eagles uniform. Bummed he won't finish his career as an Eagle, but thankful for the memories. Go ball out in New England, king.

I’ve recently taken up photography as a new hobby and I am really fucking stoked that I do not absolutely stink at it.

Why, is a wide receiver spot opening up or something?

It's actually insane to me that this is the same band that pumped out new wave/synth-pop hits from the '80s.

The Golden Knights may be soulless and easy to despise, but Carnell Johnson certainly isn’t.

The Sharks are really going to get one of Gavin McKenna or Ivar Stenberg to add to their core of Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, and Michael Misa. That's just not even fair.

Jakub Dobes is something else, man.

Part of me is actually really happy the Golden Knights are going to probably beat Colorado, because this means I’ll have a clear and obvious villain to root against in the Final.

People can say whatever they want about Jalen Hurts on the field (an absolute dog, for the record), but man, I’m just so happy he’s a legitimately good, unproblematic dude off the field. Never have to worry about him doing embarrassing shit like this dweeb.

Jaxson Fart.

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Wow, Rasmus Ristolainen is an alien.

Going to name my firstborn child Game 7.

Sidney Crosby's gonna demand a trade to Philly so he can play with Porter Martone.

I’m on the biggest heater at work today. Just an unstoppable force.

New York sports fans acting high and mighty as if Eagles fans haven't been invading MetLife every year for over a decade.

Yeah, this is a hot girl walk day if I’ve ever seen one.

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I'm legitimately proud of the Flyers and what they're building. Awesome season. Come back next year and make it even more memorable.

A Jett Luchanko shot attempt!

If this really is the Flyers' last game of the season, it would only be fitting for it to end with an overtime loss.

It's the same photo.