Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock
@ironpriest.bsky.social
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I sit on a throne of lies.
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Coming to this app like itβs the first day of school and Iβm trying to find a place to sit for lunch.
over 1 year ago
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Sundays for the pissers
about 4 hours ago
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Probably not a frog
1 day ago
His fame will soon corrupt him.
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Do you think if someone gives him another medal heβll stop
about 21 hours ago
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Iβm just a smole boi trying to not get smashed by the turn of time and grind of evil empires
1 day ago
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~Amy~ πππ
2 days ago
My favorite meme π€πΉ
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
have you got babies? TURN EM INTO CASH!
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Siege
3 days ago
Having sex with your best friend is also called Bestie-ality and itβs way more legal than the other kind.
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ceej
3 days ago
theyβre ready to fuck
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Respect the classics
3 days ago
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Climate change affects everyone π
4 days ago
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official gogurt
4 days ago
women in stem? how about women who stim
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OrbGazer
4 days ago
@dancredentials.bsky.social
breaking developments in paleontology
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Siobhan Moore
5 days ago
i bought an annotated copy of the odyssey. i love it so much
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5 days ago
can he use someone elseβs ?
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Nathan Nun
5 days ago
Nah! No Nip Today, digital illustration, 2026. Finished this one today. Should be in shop soon and also available as a YCH (your cat here) commission.
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Whatβs even the point of space then? π
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Lord Rat Squirt
5 days ago
Barney couldn't keep his mouth off Fred's fruity pebbles.
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For fucks sake just throw it in a volcano right now
5 days ago
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β§πͺπ²π‘ π°π ππͺπβ§
6 days ago
always do what a bog witch tells you
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Holly BroLightly
9 days ago
wish this oligarchy would oligargle my nuts
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10 days ago
i'm underneath your car chewing on the catalytic converter. i'm cutting open the brake lines to get a taste of the delicious brake juice. i'm opening your transmission and kissing all the gears like a lover in the night.
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TLP:Fred π¦β οΈπΎβ¨οΈ
11 days ago
Caves of Qud
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βYou canβt be mad foreverβ the fuck I canβt
11 days ago
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Could be us
11 days ago
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debbshock
13 days ago
be ungovernable
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Random Muser
14 days ago
fine Iβll post ass
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Whatever the number is itβs not enough
15 days ago
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sophia β₯οΈ
15 days ago
calling him comrade during sex because it's our orgasm
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit π
16 days ago
Iβm going to throw a brick through a window so SOMEONE will handcuff me on Valentineβs Day
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At first I thought this was about Arizona
16 days ago
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Iβm on Facebook marketplace at 2am looking for my lost childish innocence
17 days ago
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amy brown
18 days ago
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Azure Emerald Empire
19 days ago
I genuinely liked the βno draftsβ mechanic. Sad to see the devs diluting the gameplay for casuals
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He almost did the thing
20 days ago
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Drafts are for the weak vomit out your most insane thoughts unfiltered you cowards
20 days ago
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Blerrechaun
20 days ago
It's time for a sassy snack
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The mysterious old hags down at the swamp hate your ass bro π
20 days ago
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Fun
21 days ago
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
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π ±οΈoof Macaroni
22 days ago
this made me laugh too hard
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22 days ago
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Could be us
22 days ago
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Someone a freak for real
23 days ago
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WeRateDogs
23 days ago
This is Zia. She has hip dysplasia. Her hip joints often slip out of place, causing her constant pain. She required immediate surgery to relieve the pain and will likely need physical therapy. You can help pay for her surgery and ongoing care below β€οΈβπ©Ή
1510.fan/zia-bsd
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mindi
23 days ago
it's survival, broβ¨
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Do yourself a favor and read the replies in this thread some of the best Iβve seen
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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24 days ago
the masculine urge to be a riverboat captain
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All the wrenches want me when they see how strong my crops be
25 days ago
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Grebcomics πΈ
25 days ago
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Best thing to do at work is take a little nap
26 days ago
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