i am KEEP CLEAR OF ME

Where were you when Carlos Alcaraz psychologically destroyed the worst man in tennis

how the fuck did carlos win that?!

We shouldn’t be surprised. With 45°C in Australia the entire week, conditions favour spawns of hell to succeed.

oh carlos

Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after

what's whiter than white? milk

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Reform seem to have been charging people £125 to put themselves up as potential Gorton and Denton parliamentary Candidates: Applications closed Sunday. When did they select Goodwin?

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

i'm so happy about this

Imagine a paramilitary gang kills 2 observers over 2 weeks, then shows up at your home to say, "You, observer, we know where you live." That's a death threat. If it happened to me or a colleague when I was a human rights observer in N. Ireland, we would've lodged complaints with three govts.

Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools

Farage did this. He did this when he spread misinformation about vaccines. He did this when he allowed vaccine deniers into the Reform conference. He did this when he allowed vaccine deniers to stand as Reform candidates. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

But…former Tories should?

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

first the internet got me to side with Michael O'Leary in his spat with Musk, now this. end times.

[stares directly into the camera]

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

i literally just put @mrjamesob.bsky.social on and the first thing i heard was a very heavy sigh. could have been about anything tbh

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

how shit does a party have to be to need resurrecting while in government?

"opening night" is better than the entirety of "the car". the latter of which remains the worst album of all time

i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter

After some consideration, the synthesis I have settled on is Starmer is bad and cynical for shamelessly pulling strings to block a rival, Burnham is bad and cynical for being ready to risk a Reform mayor in Greater Manchester for his own ambition, and it is time at last for chaos with Ed Miliband.

this... seems dumb

fucking dickhead

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Shooting a nurse and former Boy Scout in the back while he was helping/shielding a woman knocked down by the paramilitary secret police. Seems a little tricky to spin that.

Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account

We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them

fucking hell

i do enjoy that some of the most formidable Sincaraz opponents are his own body and his own mind respectively

2026 has radicalized pop crave (complimentary)

not wearing jewellery during pe is so deeply ingrained in me that i take my earrings out to use my exercise bike

one of the best things ever

no traitor's dilemma in this one? #TheTraitors

no worries, just after the nick of time #TheTraitors