"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."

Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes. shop.flavorflavofficial.com

Wrote this one before the last election and just came across it again. Now the images seem even more chilling. The grinning support for cruelty and terror. stribs.medium.com/the-most-hor...

this is not a drill! oldest got his drivers license today and picking his sister up as his first solo drive I FINALLY HAVE AN IN-HOUSE UBER

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

i identify as MAMA Make America Matriarchal Already!

when you're on the edge of havinf to pee that's the precipiss

Insane that I have the ick for an entire men’s hockey team at once.

awww, I remember when I was a tiny baby shitposter and felt like it was mean not follow everyone back she was a different person

🎶 His pants are on fiiiirrrrrre His pants are on fireeeeeeuh That boy is on firrrrrrre His pants still on fireeeeuh🎶

IG famous bb

hmmm maybe what we need is a dot CALM boom

rapper Nelly pivoting to the children's party entertainment space (decorations, clowning) with his company the Ballunatics

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

can’t wait for him to find out I’m getting folded like a sheet by men half his age 😇

istg this man has no clue how many times I’ve crafted elaborate fantasies of how I’d end him

i don't even think this is up for debate - my life would almost certainly be better if i were dumber and meaner is there any way to do a flowers-for-robgernon-type thing or what's going on with lobotomies these days

Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless

idgaf if it’s cliché a young, hot firefighter invited me for a private firehouse tour and I think it’s perfectly acceptable to use him exclusively for his body

what’re you gonna do? sue me?? sue my dick

If y’all are wanting to support women’s sports 👇🏾 open.spotify.com/track/5Qv8SU...

You may think that the first Lean Cuisine of the evening is the most satisfying, but I often find it's the third or the fourth.

don draper inventing some kind of reverse bechdel test

thin whisper is my drag name

Some Sunday nights I'll log on to bluesky, chastise the userbase, then shut off the lights and enumerate my regrets in a thin whisper. Other times I'll play Nintendo.

Women on women have lots of good cunnilingus, men on men are WAY more passionate and vocal, gay porn beats hetero nearly every time. In this essay I will...

sooo actually I am getting a little mad that I can’t get into my old account didn’t realize how many shitposter mutuals were getting verified

accidentally used a good hinge prompt and regretting it only been mean to a couple men so far 😒

This one hits hard.

She’s right. Huge organization push here in GA to keep the pressure on

Sometimes I get the same feeling on here like when I wander into a room and forget why

officially hit the point where I don’t wanna be right anymore. pattern recognition is a curse rn

when you say “ill eat dog shit for lunch if i have to” two years before we’ve even heard what’s on the menu, it kinda makes it sound like you *want* to eat dog shit for lunch. and unless you’re trying to convince everyone to eat dog shit, maybe spend some time thinking about some other options, k?

sometimes when I’m feeling surly like let’s fight mf’er, I’ll start correcting their grammar.

well, can a guy on drugs do THIS interviewer: i haven’t asked any questions

using my underboob to keep my pj pants up

I know ppl hate true crime content consumption, but this is the biggest true crime story in history it’s just a matter of time until the white wine moms are truly activated

the Venn diagram of eugenics proponents and ppl whose gene pool wouldn’t survive natural selection is a complete circle

They should invent an empathy for men

anyone who gets off on the power of destroying innocence will do it again and again and again

pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-Nāșir

my hottest take that shouldn’t be a hot take is child sexual assault should have no statute of limitations

did I sign up for Hinge? Yes do I want to date a man? No do I want to shame men for my own amusement? Hell yeah

none of the men I know irl are even a scintilla as angry about the Epstein files as all the women I know. barely even registers matriarchy rising

wish this oligarchy would oligargle my nuts

oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?

hahaha i can’t get into my Bluesky Elder account for safety but posts of dudes openly jorking it make it into the Discover tab no problemo

i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies

not posting about them, but rest assured I’ve been committing at least one crime a week for the past year looking to ramp it up now that I know my entire life has been a lie goals are important motivators

BREAKING: Pedophile Deer Caught in Headlights