Holly BroLightly
@gracekellykapowski.bsky.social
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formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked đ Angry. Like, all the time.
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whyâd they call it a fupa when Fertile Crescent was right there
about 1 year ago
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scha·den·freu·de
over 1 year ago
"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
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FLAVOR FLAV â°
5 days ago
Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes.
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Robert Stribley
5 days ago
Wrote this one before the last election and just came across it again. Now the images seem even more chilling. The grinning support for cruelty and terror.
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The Most Horrifying Image From U.S. Politics in Recent Years
History repeats as photos of people supporting mass deportations reflect their cruelty and indifference to the suffering of others
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this is not a drill! oldest got his drivers license today and picking his sister up as his first solo drive I FINALLY HAVE AN IN-HOUSE UBER
5 days ago
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mark magark
6 days ago
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, weâre out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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i identify as MAMA Make America Matriarchal Already!
5 days ago
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alexis simpson
5 days ago
when you're on the edge of havinf to pee that's the precipiss
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BEAVE
7 days ago
Insane that I have the ick for an entire menâs hockey team at once.
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awww, I remember when I was a tiny baby shitposter and felt like it was mean not follow everyone back she was a different person
7 days ago
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đ¶ His pants are on fiiiirrrrrre His pants are on fireeeeeeuh That boy is on firrrrrrre His pants still on fireeeeuhđ¶
7 days ago
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La Femme Fatali
8 days ago
IG famous bb
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alexis simpson
8 days ago
hmmm maybe what we need is a dot CALM boom
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alexis simpson
7 days ago
rapper Nelly pivoting to the children's party entertainment space (decorations, clowning) with his company the Ballunatics
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key
8 days ago
âiâm still punkâ i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
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canât wait for him to find out Iâm getting folded like a sheet by men half his age đ
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8 days ago
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istg this man has no clue how many times Iâve crafted elaborate fantasies of how Iâd end him
8 days ago
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Bar Mageddon
11 months ago
i don't even think this is up for debate - my life would almost certainly be better if i were dumber and meaner is there any way to do a flowers-for-robgernon-type thing or what's going on with lobotomies these days
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andy vs.
8 days ago
Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless
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idgaf if itâs clichĂ© a young, hot firefighter invited me for a private firehouse tour and I think itâs perfectly acceptable to use him exclusively for his body
8 days ago
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whatâre you gonna do? sue me?? sue my dick
8 days ago
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FLAVOR FLAV â°
8 days ago
If yâall are wanting to support womenâs sports đđŸ
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She Got Game
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SeaTea
10 days ago
You may think that the first Lean Cuisine of the evening is the most satisfying, but I often find it's the third or the fourth.
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alber
9 days ago
don draper inventing some kind of reverse bechdel test
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Bar Mageddon
9 days ago
thin whisper is my drag name
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weeder
9 days ago
Some Sunday nights I'll log on to bluesky, chastise the userbase, then shut off the lights and enumerate my regrets in a thin whisper. Other times I'll play Nintendo.
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La Femme Fatali
9 days ago
Women on women have lots of good cunnilingus, men on men are WAY more passionate and vocal, gay porn beats hetero nearly every time. In this essay I will...
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sooo actually I am getting a little mad that I canât get into my old account didnât realize how many shitposter mutuals were getting verified
9 days ago
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accidentally used a good hinge prompt and regretting it only been mean to a couple men so far đ
10 days ago
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John Collins
11 days ago
This one hits hard.
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Sheâs right. Huge organization push here in GA to keep the pressure on
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10 days ago
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Leen McBeans
10 days ago
Sometimes I get the same feeling on here like when I wander into a room and forget why
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officially hit the point where I donât wanna be right anymore. pattern recognition is a curse rn
10 days ago
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Fun
10 days ago
when you say âill eat dog shit for lunch if i have toâ two years before weâve even heard whatâs on the menu, it kinda makes it sound like you *want* to eat dog shit for lunch. and unless youâre trying to convince everyone to eat dog shit, maybe spend some time thinking about some other options, k?
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TwoSense
10 days ago
sometimes when Iâm feeling surly like letâs fight mfâer, Iâll start correcting their grammar.
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los đŠŠ
10 days ago
well, can a guy on drugs do THIS interviewer: i havenât asked any questions
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using my underboob to keep my pj pants up
10 days ago
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I know ppl hate true crime content consumption, but this is the biggest true crime story in history itâs just a matter of time until the white wine moms are truly activated
11 days ago
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the Venn diagram of eugenics proponents and ppl whose gene pool wouldnât survive natural selection is a complete circle
11 days ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
11 days ago
They should invent an empathy for men
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anyone who gets off on the power of destroying innocence will do it again and again and again
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
11 days ago
pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-NÄÈir
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my hottest take that shouldnât be a hot take is child sexual assault should have no statute of limitations
11 days ago
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did I sign up for Hinge? Yes do I want to date a man? No do I want to shame men for my own amusement? Hell yeah
11 days ago
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none of the men I know irl are even a scintilla as angry about the Epstein files as all the women I know. barely even registers matriarchy rising
11 days ago
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wish this oligarchy would oligargle my nuts
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d.ly
12 days ago
oui Ăąllo, I am âow you say âseek of thees shitâ?
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hahaha i canât get into my Bluesky Elder account for safety but posts of dudes openly jorking it make it into the Discover tab no problemo
12 days ago
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alexis simpson
over 1 year ago
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
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not posting about them, but rest assured Iâve been committing at least one crime a week for the past year looking to ramp it up now that I know my entire life has been a lie goals are important motivators
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born miserable
13 days ago
BREAKING: Pedophile Deer Caught in Headlights
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