I knew there was a reason I didn't wanna deal with systemd all the way back to RHEL7....

Finland travel poster by Albert Andersson, 1952. www.posterteam.com/content/2969/

Name a song you've heard 222 times or more.

The past. #grickledoodle #witch #curse #frog #coffee #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

i’m not just a disembodied pair of lips on the internet i also have teeth

Interesting paper on the impact of blocklists on the Bluesky social graph. Self-recommending. (will read it again after coffee and likely have more to say then)

I didn't know this was a crime!

Iran is a million times better at trolling than Trump and it has to make him so mad.

is it EUians or EUeans

STRANGLER IN A STRANGE LAND In the course of its good work, Dorley Hall has produced almost a hundred happy, healthy, self-actualised young women. And one serial killer. My wife’s Dorley story, with all chapters on AO3 finally. archiveofourown.org/works/459190...

The slingshot maneuver

Unfortunately I can say this about many things

It's no Mork and Mindy

wow this show is, I regret to inform you, fascinatingly terrible (it was before my time, despite my whole Alf thing)

Robots don't pay for the sidewalks, and neither do the companies that run them. They've got no rights I'm bound to respect.

While I FULLY agree Bluesky isn't as good for news as peak Twitter, and better video would help, it's also true that: 1. Many complaining about news here are, IMO, following *way* too few accounts. 2. Personally, I think breaking news here is pretty good. 3. Note how many people I follow.

They could describe everything as one single word. Yanno? like Saturday? Gnarly. Coffee? Gnarly. Clouds. Gnarly. Spring break. Gnarly. IBS. Gnarly. This post. Gnarly. existential dread. Gnarly. Kittens. Gnarly.

The series has been found!! Linked is the web archive and the original artist is on bluesky! @cspstuff.bsky.social Enjoy some genuine gut twisting eco-horror. web.archive.org/web/20220612...

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Read Banned Books Shirt. You wouldn't believe how many beloved books were originally banned: -Winnie the Pooh: Pantsless bear, sexually inappropriate. -The Railway Series: Thomas the Tank created unrealistic expectations for train passengers. collabs.shop/osmosl

Snot My Problem Inspired by my really bad allergies this week. I hope everyone had a nice Spring Equinox! Found 2 errors and had to repost. I blame the headache. #daniandlulucomic #fyp #allergies #comics #springequinox

The space aliens forced me to eat waffles ...

Probably: Dropped some acid and drove there. Man, them waffles were crazy colors. And they were singing Hotel California.

I bet laying an egg feels so good for the hen

Me: I should go to the gym today My body, heart, mind, and soul: pizza

(* said through gritted teeth, screwed-shut eyes, and a throbbing temple vein *) so true bestie....

People talking about how hrt could have fixed the unibomber may not realize that hrt was not available like it is today. Gender theory came much later. If anything, the unibomber was created by transmedicalism scaring him away from gac.

i named my right boob space and my left boob oddity

or, you know, an asshole ♥️

contributing to the death of twitter

Maybe you should be the sicko you want to see in this world

Strongly endorse this list of rules for when WebAssembly makes sense vs when JavaScript does www.openui.com/blog/rust-wa...

This popped up on my fb and on god, I thought it was an OFMD thing at first glance

Doesn't anyone think of the hammers?

Everyone knows the butt is only for hai-pu.

I'm not saying we have to establish age limits for legislators. I'm saying we need to build an exact duplicate of the capitol building where we just park the ancients. It'll be like a super fancy version of those fake bus stops for dementia patients. They'll still think they're in power between naps

oh my fucking god

They're all of the same "question everything" genre that I can't stand. It's never actually about questioning what NEEDS to questioned/debated, it's always "make people be against things". I.e. responsible news media, modern medicine, etc.

Womp womp the dumb fuck coulda had a legacy where people actually felt sad if he kept his mouth shut when it came to whining about gay kids in boy-scouts

I don't think I can face a whole day of hack Chuck Norris jokes.

Let's check in on men, see how men are doing, oh no

Fun fact: the actor Jeffrey Voorhees who played Alex Kintner messaged me once and said he loved this comic. So if you don’t love it too, you’re disrespecting the memory of Alex Kintner.

The beautiful Army blonde Jessica Foster has posed with a jet and walked a tarmac with President Trump. The content depicting the patriotic life of a MAGA dream girl have made her Instagram account explode. But she was probably created by artificial intelligence.

Tiny rocket engines 😲

at my birthday dinner?? in front of my salad!?

I've often wondered, how do you tell if the lutefisk is bad?

“Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you. The lutefisk went bad.” “NOW you tell me! And how can you tell, anyway?!” “Did you eat the whole thing?! That’s not an excuse to go in there without pants, by the way.”

now this is fashion