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I farted so loudly last night it was reported on Ring Neighbors as gunshots.

lol this is gonna turn out to be a list of people that Abraham Von Helsing would hunt with a wooden stake in his hand

Trump hosts “furry party” at Mar-a-Lago with dancers wearing bizarre dog heads - buff.ly/5L1TKaD

reject post-modernity, embrace dialectical materialism

Someone i work with has never eaten bacon before because it "seems a bit flimsy". It's a guy, obviously

An insufferable clothing-clerk is found drowned in Causton’s public toilets. Suspicion falls on Horneyold Road’s impetuous young heir, angry that the closure of the local cake shop might threaten the great bake off.

That's my guess. No way that project passed through human eyes before going live.

Fart so strong it registered on the Richter scale

Where does Sqidbillies end and Metalocalypse begin?

Literally a talk show.

Anyone else ever think about how during all this escalating chaos that Michael Bay is TRYING to get work done on the Skibidi Toilet movie?

Morning.

BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Me, every time Bluesky gets an update, looking for all the bugs in the app.

The more I hear about this Donald Trump character the less convinced I am he’s doing a great job, to be honest with you.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Cthulhu Plush Toy. This little guy will drive you crazy. Not because he's an incomprehensible cosmic horror, but because he will wake up and cry the second you finally fall asleep. collabs.shop/hk0rxy

I see we’re doing “medicines only work while you take them” again…

I have a website! haleyfoxwrites.com

I'll say that ICE is already pushing everyone's patience, and an actual military occupation is a horse of an entirely different color.

Transitioning to become a normal girl: ❌ Transitioning to become Dorothy Catalonia and get some wicked sick eyebrows: ✅

Oof!

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

I stand with the American people as they protest an oppressive dictatorship and demand their freedom. #Minnesota

good. more of this.

is there a (non-paywalled) list of the affected hardware ?

I won’t let ignorant people’s ridiculous rants about a show they haven’t seen have an effect on my enthusiasm to watch Star Trek Starfleet Academy #StarTrek

Licker, I hardly know her 🤭🤭🤭

As an American people, my demand is that Chuck Schumer be launched into the Atlantic ocean with a giant cartoon slingshot.

Penguins. Penguins would help; that’s what.

A fun thing for people on the internet to finally learn would be what jokes are. That would help a lot I think.

filling my weekly pill organizer with candy cigarettes

Cosmic angst. #grickledoodle #horror #lovecraftian #cthulhu #teens #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

This is the dynamic across most of America: Liberal cities generate revenue, which state governments then transfer to benefit conservative rural areas, whose residents despite city-dwellers and consistently vote to harm them. But politicians endlessly pander to rural voters and demonize cities.

"Ban sports betting" should be obvious position for all sports fans.

Being an adult means there's nobody to tell me not to drink the olive juice straight out of the jar.

Jesus these “journalists” asking leading questions with uncritical framing for absolutely unacceptable propositions to move along the fascist playbook for them. May as well follow up with “do you think some sort of final solution will be required?”

I wish someone would have said “it’s okay Josh, it’s a skill issue, just keep trying buddy”

Oh dear how sad if no more Avatar… 🤷‍♀️ Does anyone actually love these films? They’re… well they’re “meh” aren’t they?

One time a small child tried to tell me a knock-knock joke. I didn’t play along. I was in a bad place at the time. It was mean and selfish of me. Kid, it's been a while, but if you are reading this: “Who’s there?”

Tweak Your Nipples Until They're Like Bullets And Then Go On Public Transport In A Too Tight T-Shirt It's 3:00PM

I live on stolen Sioux land. Where they gonna deport them to? Lyn-Lake?

📱 Who controls your phone? Apple and Google decide which apps you’re allowed to use — and which get removed at government request. In 2026, it’s time to choose an OS that stands for freedom of choice and free speech. 👉 Read the full article by ACLU: www.aclu.org/news/free-sp...

Here's Your First Look at Sophie Turner's Lara Croft

Not a Nazi slogan. Never was. I know the story. It‘s a true story, the slaughter of the village as retaliation. What is NOT true is that it was a slogan used before, during, or after that horrific event. Ever. Do better research. It’s not that hard. AI is lying. Don’t use it to do research.

REPOST: The Dilemma Lulu is worried. How can she keep Jules quiet? #daniandlulucomic