Mike Swaim (@trillionpixels.bsky.social)

"See now, Mr. Gardener, you say you don't like me, that I destroy your soil. I understand. My wife's always going on about how I need to cut down on the burrowing. But you see, sir, I also aerate the soil. I eat mostly grubs, which eat the roots of your grass. So why the shovel? Doesn't make sense."

add a skeleton here at some point

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