Sweet Baby Jill
@sweetbabyjill.bsky.social
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good sweetie who is nice and your friend and you like me ☧
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correcting typo and derailing riff
26 days ago
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claire 🐶
6 months ago
wait sorry will smith did WHAT at the oscars????
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JF
6 months ago
lets see...the new mario kart comes out and all of the sudden we have a big fight brewing in the white house. 🤔 methinks someone didnt like being hit by the dastardly blue shell...
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wint
6 months ago
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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disc horse bot
7 months ago
Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Canadian demiromantic people living in diaspora ☆ Russian femme tankies ☆ multisexual people who aren't out at work ☆ French multisexual butch volcels ☆ Alawite homosexual people living in diaspora ☆ poly people
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disc horse bot
7 months ago
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Chapo Trap House has a homelessness problem
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heck's maniac
8 months ago
hmm... no!!! hahahaha!
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steph
8 months ago
il y a une putain de Cheeto dans la Maison Blanche
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Santana Abraxas
10 months ago
boiled hot dog steamed bun yellow mustard lots of fun
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21st Century Digital Schizoid Manboy 🇵🇸🏴
10 months ago
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bort
10 months ago
enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars
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dondal trump is gay. and fat
11 months ago
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onion person
11 months ago
americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you donald trump:
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SHREW
11 months ago
We are truly living in a place and time with characteristics that distinguish it from others.
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The Onion
11 months ago
Earth Explodes
theonion.com/earth-e...
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the ben keeps the flores
11 months ago
if they made a Diet Coke with 1.5x as much caffeine most -- if not all -- of the world's problems would be solved
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
11 months ago
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21st Century Digital Schizoid Manboy 🇵🇸🏴
11 months ago
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Cob Pusher
11 months ago
If i brong karl marx to the present day i’d show him Digimon World: Next Order, Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth, Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth Hacker’s Memory, Digimon Survive, and the Digimon VitalHero bracelet.
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Jon Bois
11 months ago
the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol
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nattie winters
11 months ago
don’t post anything online that you wouldn’t say anonymously to a stranger for gamified cruelty points
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will
11 months ago
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⧉
12 months ago
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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squid james is about capitalism if you actually really do think about it. for example in capitalism your boss is a korean man and he shoots you to death with a gun
12 months ago
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happy maxgraving
12 months ago
sometimes i open up an incognito window on my personal cell phone to google, like, "norbit". as if someone is going to unlock my phone, go through my search history, and think "what kind of fucked up freak would google the movie norbit"
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Cindysuke🌼🐰
12 months ago
오늘의 신문
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jess
12 months ago
[twirling my hair while i flirt with a cartographer] no, no, it’s like TOTALLY the territory
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twisty & shy
about 1 year ago
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comfort foods
12 months ago
Swearengen: You yankton cocksuckers don't fully appreciate how the assfuckers become the ass fucked. Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.
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The thread o’ tweets
12 months ago
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derek 🔒
12 months ago
iPhone TWO? you're telling me phones get sequels now? What's next, "Microwave: The Return"?😂
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if i was mr beast i’d be so surged up nails did every day like wtf is wrong with that bitch
12 months ago
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the Mountain Goats
12 months ago
TIL people are still doing "let people enjoy things" discourse. No. We tried that and look where it got us. Enjoyment is now centralized under tight controls and the Committee for Enjoyment has everything running nicely. If you missed this memo that's on you
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olivia
12 months ago
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comfort foods
12 months ago
Jucika coyly adjusting her garter belt while a square headed man falls into an industrial shredder.
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lauren
12 months ago
the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 1 year ago
(cooking video made for rage bait) And now I'm going to put in thirty sticks, of butter Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.
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No Context Achewood
over 1 year ago
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lauren
about 1 year ago
i think something should be done about the proliferation of cheap, crappy "museums of illusion" and "immersive art experiences" that are plaguing our urban cores. these facilities are taking up valuable retail space that could be made into an overpriced food hall, or perhaps an empty WeWork
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