Techno-themed sandwich shop for dogs called Subwoofer

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

Hey @chrislhayes.bsky.social are you aware that a pre-roll ad being served before your September 23 episode of Why Is This Happening, "The Electricy Crisis," is for Energy Transfer, a pipeline company, and it's all about the splendor of American crude oil and natural gas?

Hey @chrislhayes.bsky.social are you aware that a pre-roll ad being served before your September 23 episode of Why Is This Happening, "The Electricy Crisis," is for Energy Transfer, a pipeline company, and it's all about the splendor of American crude oil and natural gas?

bill burr baggins

there are 39 hours of scripted programming in this season's broadcast TV lineup, & 20 of them are explicitly pro-law enforcement programs. More than half of scripted TV is still not enough for them.

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

everyone is 37 years old to me until proven otherwise

I wish writing this kind of piece was no longer necessary. But we don’t live in that world. We live in a world in which this person was rewarded with a S2, which premiered this week. Presumably something none of these companies (incl Disney at the top) had a problem with. Still hope you’ll read this

Since this show is back a reminder to everyone about the showrunner. Also that the female costar of this show, after hearing that this guy assaulted someone, suggested they all hash it out on a podcast

this is how it begins

Guy who is so full of shit that a bullet gets stuck in him

Just gave another dad the Mazda 5 nod as we passed on the road

new Lola Young album rocks. she has done it again

Je Suis Kimmel

this is so much worse than i could have even expected and i expected it to be horrifically racist and fucked up

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me.

In preparation for my new novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE dropping this April, I'm starting this thread to catalog my work:

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

guess who's back betches

I actually think it's fine that the president looks like somebody ran him through Kai's Power Goo on their Macintosh PowerBook

Charlie Kirk? What's next? Snoopy Spock?

Was thinking about this yesterday as we saw people fall over themselves to express shock/fear/disgust over this when they never spoke in the same way about Palestinian journalists, who are also peers and colleagues and face worse fates (family annihilation on top of their own deaths) with less cause

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

This is such a funny thing to put in an article about a Special Operation in which they panicked and murdered a bunch of civilians. Sure would hate to cramp any future murder sprees. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

turned our balafon instrument upside down and little piles of fine powder fell out of the gourds and the search i performed to try to figure whether some kind of insect got into them created a Pynchon name

"nam preson monwan canera"

Realized that Snickers advertising campaign has historically worked so well on me that I basically think of Snickers as healthy

I actually call him President "Chump" on account of his personality etc!

jerkin off

“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune

Just saw a "this is not normal" tweet in the late summer of 2025. Sorry bud. Whatever it is it's normal now. It might be awful, but it's also normal. And furthermore it is precedented

latest episode of Chris Hayes' podcast why is this happening with Bill McKibben about renewable energy is so good. It'll give you hope

I guess I must have gotten "gasolina" confused with "gaseosa" and never questioned it because I just learned that the 2004 Daddy Yankee song isn't about wanting fizzy soda. I genuinely thought it was for like two decades

SHE RIDES SHOTGUN is available on VOD - go get some: tv.apple.com/us/movie/she...

going to be hard to remember to search for "Taylor Kelce" in my Spotify...

I love the concept of "toast points." That's toast

he's talking about The Hunting Wives getting renewed

taylor lorenz 2am going back for more getting yelled at online for saying something dumb as fuck

yooooo

The media must dig deeper into this incident. We cannot trust #LASDgangs narrative about an anti-ICE protester being found dead in her jail cell. What happened after her arraignment? Did LASD interact with her? Is there surveillance footage at the courthouse?