Guy who is so full of shit that a bullet gets stuck in him

Just gave another dad the Mazda 5 nod as we passed on the road

new Lola Young album rocks. she has done it again

Je Suis Kimmel

this is so much worse than i could have even expected and i expected it to be horrifically racist and fucked up

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me.

In preparation for my new novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE dropping this April, I'm starting this thread to catalog my work:

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

guess who's back betches

I actually think it's fine that the president looks like somebody ran him through Kai's Power Goo on their Macintosh PowerBook

Charlie Kirk? What's next? Snoopy Spock?

Was thinking about this yesterday as we saw people fall over themselves to express shock/fear/disgust over this when they never spoke in the same way about Palestinian journalists, who are also peers and colleagues and face worse fates (family annihilation on top of their own deaths) with less cause

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

This is such a funny thing to put in an article about a Special Operation in which they panicked and murdered a bunch of civilians. Sure would hate to cramp any future murder sprees. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

Look, yes, sure, Bari Weiss is a sociopath and an incompetent writer, and she lacks the basic mental equipment to know what an idea or a principle might be, but set that aside and focus on the question of whether she has any idea of what news journalism is or how it works (the answer is no)

turned our balafon instrument upside down and little piles of fine powder fell out of the gourds and the search i performed to try to figure whether some kind of insect got into them created a Pynchon name

"nam preson monwan canera"

Realized that Snickers advertising campaign has historically worked so well on me that I basically think of Snickers as healthy

I actually call him President "Chump" on account of his personality etc!

jerkin off

“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune

Just saw a "this is not normal" tweet in the late summer of 2025. Sorry bud. Whatever it is it's normal now. It might be awful, but it's also normal. And furthermore it is precedented

latest episode of Chris Hayes' podcast why is this happening with Bill McKibben about renewable energy is so good. It'll give you hope

I guess I must have gotten "gasolina" confused with "gaseosa" and never questioned it because I just learned that the 2004 Daddy Yankee song isn't about wanting fizzy soda. I genuinely thought it was for like two decades

SHE RIDES SHOTGUN is available on VOD - go get some: tv.apple.com/us/movie/she...

going to be hard to remember to search for "Taylor Kelce" in my Spotify...

I love the concept of "toast points." That's toast

he's talking about The Hunting Wives getting renewed

taylor lorenz 2am going back for more getting yelled at online for saying something dumb as fuck

yooooo

The media must dig deeper into this incident. We cannot trust #LASDgangs narrative about an anti-ICE protester being found dead in her jail cell. What happened after her arraignment? Did LASD interact with her? Is there surveillance footage at the courthouse?

vampire that feeds on good food, chill tunes, and spending quality time with friends and family

Designed and built this house (some might call it a temple that venerates its Maker) with minimal input from my five year old. Beautiful and Structurally sound as well. Impressed?

some of y'all forgot legs are coming soon

The television show I had the pleasure to write for has now been in the Netflix top five globally (despite only airing in the U.S.) for four weeks with 7.5 billion minutes viewed (this is actually how they measure it). So uh. Would someone like to give me job lol. Need

an image that's unbelievably not AI generated, yet still qualifies as an hallucination

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: gonna be a hot one, chilly out there, looks like rain, but we need it though, should cool off in a bit, it's a dry heat, storm's comin', that breeze sure feels good

You’ll notice how in none of these photos is he interacting with or assisting the people whose possessions he is throwing in the trash. This is what he thinks passes for a leadership photo op, no solution, no place for them to go, no path toward health and housing, just making them more defenseless.

friday at the pool I was doing laps next to a pair of women who were GUSHING about how much they love THE HUNTING WIVES and how they keep recommending it to friends. they were cackling about how they kept texting each other while watching, "are straight women okay?" renew it, folks!

my brain every morning when i wake up: "Today is gonna be the day The Hunting Wive's gonna get renewed / by now they should have somehow greenlit a Season Two"

Anyway, President Netflix loves DATA and some DATA that you can feed him is to have everyone who follows me CLICK THE LITTLE BELL ICON that says I WILL BE WATCHING 'STRIP LAW' PLEASE! www.netflix.com/title/816776...

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH

Snyder guy looking around the theater with disgust at everybody lapping up the new Superman:

there are really only two stories. alien earth and person space