*sets alarm for 2027

i don’t want to sound like a bitch but fuck this

Today would be the perfect day for Greenland to release the Epstein files.

drape me in moss and feed me to the soil

When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.

reducing my news exposure to yelling at passers by on the street “is he dead yet?”

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.

sometimes i get all sentimental about the human race but then i talk to some of them and it’s like oh yeah right

We had more warnings about Trump than a drug commercial, yet 77 million Americans still voted for anal leakage.

Donald Trump is not a king. He’s not even really the president. by Stephen Miller

I don’t know who** needs to hear this, but it’s perfectly reasonable and not unhealthy to feel a sense of relief or schadenfreude when an objectively terrible person, who caused hate and harm, has died in the exact way they found acceptable for others to die. **I know exactly who. We all do.

"There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water"

I don't want to heal my inner child, I want to dispense venom from a stinger on an articulated tail

Fuck them all. There was martial law and activists showed up in Tiananmen Square. People must show up no matter what. Let’s not be cowards and say we’re too afraid of martial law to protest. Do not obey in advance!

I wish I had a cool nickname but I also hope nobody ever speaks to me again so yeah, it’s complicated.

I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.

Always remember no matter how many followers you have you’re overrated

To be frank, I would need to change my name

Just faked a smile and threw my back out.