Turns out my morning affirmations were waaaaayy off.

He sure seemed chummy with Trump at the State of the Union. I wouldn't be surprised if he's worried about "woke" and "antifa" youtu.be/K-iEF5LXKOs...

It's a tale as old as the hills.

Straight talk from a great American...

This is fucking horrifying.

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it

Everything he says is unhinged cause he’s got advanced dementia

Donald Trump is the worst president ever. The people who voted for him and continue to support him are the worst people ever. If you can even consider them people anymore.

Donald Trump is using federal agents to stoke fear and violate constitutional rights — all with the aims of expanding his control and sending military troops to our cities. It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.

I'm always amazed at how many people STILL do not understand the differences between Capitalism, Communism, Socialism, and Nationalism, Democracy & Fascism. Nationalism, Democracy and Fascism are not economic models. Capitalism, Communism and Socialism are.

Promising a "New Marshall Plan," President Trump pledges $100 billion to rebuilding war-torn Portland.

Trump’s overly political prosecution of Jim Comey is unusual, experts say

They are so afraid of this they won’t seat a newly elected Congresswoman from AZ to keep it from happening.

Having had both the AirPods Pro 2 and AirPods Pro 3 now, I can say this: - AP3 have a much better sound and ANC - AP2 are MUCH more comfortable - AP3 has much better battery life - AP3 has much better mic and phone capabilities - AP3 has a MUCH worse battery case capacity. Imma keep both, though.

Say it with me, kids: There's no scientific or public health body besides RFK Kr.'s HHS stating that using Tylenol while you're pregnant can give your children autism.

Trump fires FBI agents for not being racist. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland. Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming. No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."

Mornin, @thehill.com

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

'Total turmoil' as Trump tariffs slam home-goods industry, consumers

Essential context for what is happening in Portland and Trump's declaration of war against us. Note that it's *local law enforcement* accusing the feds of incitement. Gift 🎁 link: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he

If I ever see an ad on my *appliance,* I'll start screaming and never stop.

The shutdown is the fault of all the woke and all the transgender and all the DEI, definitely not the party that controls all three branches of government

I think we need to give Trump a new nickname: Tito. One cannot deny the resemblance. (It will piss off Melania and her side of the family to no end, which is just the sort of petty I appreciate.)

Fuck me, engineers can be so fucking pompous and self-aggrandizing.

The fundamental underpinning of democracy, which we spread around the world, is an apolitical, independent criminal justice system. James Comey’s case is a joke that will never stick. But the damage Trump is doing to the rule of law will leave a lasting stain.

2025 has been rough, we should get two hours back this November second when daylight savings ends. Maybe three.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

My cartoon:

The Trump administration’s attempt to silence Jimmy Kimmel appears to have backfired.

Lets do the time warp again.

This is the point of the new EO: it is to make people think twice before they provide their honest evaluation of the Trump regime. You called them fascist? Well, you must be antifa. You call them authoritarian? You are inciting terrorism.

Going up against Patrick Fitzgerald, who led prosecutions against Blagojevich, George Ryan, bin Laden, Scooter Libby, Larry Nasser, and the Gambino family.

"No hate, no fear! Immigrants are welcome here!" Absolutely massive crowd at the New Yorkers Against ICE march. Blocks long!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Dear Accenture: Thanks for making sure your consultants are useless to me. I can use AI on my own. I need PEOPLE who can THINK. Not going to be sending you more RFPs anytime soon. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/a...

Check out this response to Pete Hegseth's Wounded Knee announcement from Chase Iron Eyes and tell us it's not the best thing you've read all week. ✊🔥

An Indiana charter school network has won praise for its strong academics. But some students with disabilities struggle to follow the school system's discipline policies.

“You sure about this, Dad?” “Both Yelp reviews were fantastic.” “I know, but-“ “Hop out, kid.”

The key to happiness in life is to set yourself small, achievable goals.

Man you do one genocide and suddenly people don't want to hear what you have to say. Wild.

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Sen. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social: “This nation has decided that we are not going to be afraid of a would-be dictator.”

Who else is looking forward to Trump Price Hikes on our medicines? It's not Pharma's fault anymore. It's the republicans.

Let’s hear the tape.