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Yesterday he went to choose marble for the ballroom and hours later he invaded Venezuela to steal their oil. The tariffs are affecting everyone.

You know what they say: colonies are but 250 years away from being the colonizers.

The administration who is doing a truly shit job of running our country is now going to run another one. Awesome.

Ummm, 2026, I’m not sure you understand the assignment.

If today’s events remind you of waking up in December 1989 and hearing the news about Panama, please make sure you’ve had a preventative colonoscopy…if you have insurance which many now do not and that’s the real reason for this distraction, friends. It’s not Epstein.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The irony in all this is Trump wants to rule like Maduro…

And just like that, millions of Americans are now uninsured because Republicans don’t care.

ONWARD! Let’s do this, 2026. The bar isn’t even high; no need to overdo it, just be cool.

Hey, 2025, SUCK IT. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

"Ted Cruz Syndrome" is communicable, it seems.

can confirm ✅

This is a difficult time of year for many, and that isn’t lost on me. Since 2020, not only do the holidays not hit the same for the 1M+ in this country who lost loved ones to Covid — including myself, and many of you — but there are millions still getting a grasp after years, or even decades,

We will never be able to put our country back together until we prosecute those who are breaking the law multiple times a day. It’s what should have happened four years ago and it is a huge part of the reason we are in this mess today.

My favorite Hanukkah tradition is my annual potato grating injury. It lasts at least 8 nights and reminds me of the holiday every time I bend my thumb.

Fun fact: when reputable publications use you as a source in an article, they call you after it’s written to fact check all quotes and relevant facts.

If I know I’m going to cry, I don’t wear mascara much less line my eyes with a giant crayon-sized coal black eyeliner.

While we concern ourselves about SNAP benefits…

Today the Republicans in Congress voted to allow health insurance premiums to spike, making it unaffordable for millions of Americans. This does NOT take into account the $1T(yes, that is a T) in Medicaid cuts that won't go into effect until after the midterms. And they have no plan.

Republicans have moved on from their “everything I don’t like is communist” era and are now in their “everything I don’t like is seditious” era.

Marjorie Taylor Greene on 60 Minutes: “After President Trump called me a traitor, I got a pipe bomb threat on my house.” It takes a special kind of hypocrite to threaten others & then play the victim when you're treated the same way. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Let’s all rally around Mark Kelly and let him know he has our support! We’ve got your six, Senator!

Same sign in Berkeley CA

Still waiting on America to be affordable again. How bout’ you⁉️ #TrumpLies

Trump: We’re going to send ICE to World Cup matches. FIFA: WE’RE GIVING YOU OUR FIRST EVER PEACE PRIZE!!!

In the span of six weeks I will get to see all the big and little ones who call me Aunt Rachel and my joy is immeasurable!

If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.

If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER. My latest in @thenation.com

He can't stay awake. Or walk. Or speak. I'm so sick of the GOP denial. The embarrassing flattery parades. The complicit press standing silent while he drones on incomprehensibly or insults colleagues who dare to question his lies. Or laughing obligatorily at his non-jokes. I'm just so tired of it.

Dozy Don

The president is a lunatic

First workout after Thanksgiving is a little rough…do I regret halving pie for dinner twice? Absolutely not.

We flew last week and I didn’t care what people were wearing because I was busy minding my own business.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Tonight he says his MRI was perfect just like the phone call that got him impeached 👀👀👀

Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.

Hear ye! Hear ye! Putting clothes in the laundry with tissues or paper in the pockets is now a capital offense. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

BLACKFRIDAYCYBERMONDAY sales are very extra this year. Retailers who never have sales are having significant sales. I don’t think that’s a great economic indicator…

I’m glad they’re going to investigate the Secretary of War Crimes!

Maybe we should just call it the ‘Trump files’ This is damming 🔥

why,, coudlnt jeffrey e type out. A complete snetence correctly,

My commitment this Veterans Day is to continue the fight to preserve the honor and benefits of trans/LGBTQ+ service members whose sacrifice and commitment to country have been relentlessly villainized and disrespected by this administration.

Two months ago we were paying all federal workers, SNAP benefits were fully funded, and people could afford their health insurance premiums but a small group of Democratic senators have Stockholm Syndrome and are telling us we have to Sophie’s choice one or two of these things.

What’s the over/under on when he pardons Ghislaine?

I’m really excited about this — and about the chance to work with Allison Lorentzen and the entire @vikingbooks.bsky.social team!

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

Join us at 10:30 EST today for a conversation w/ @repvindman.bsky.social hosted by the Veterans & Military Families Council of the DNC. We will discuss the ongoing shutdown and how it is affecting veterans, military families, the federal workforce, & therefore all Americans. ALL ARE WELCOME! Link ⬇️

Trump hasn’t stood in front of cameras and ranted about a trans shooter in the home state of Tim Walz and then his plans changed and he stayed in DC (which he hates) for a 3-day weekend, but I see no one in the national media asking why.

We need red flag laws. We don’t need weapons of war on our streets. I was just in Minneapolis and the city is lovely for sure, but the people made it better welcoming us with their kindness. My heart goes out to those who are hurting. We MUST do better. We must.