Not good enough. Who knows what they're doing when there are no cameras around? Stop blocking Congressional and local officials from their right to inspect these prison camps. Make them all show their faces. In fact, abolish ICE. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/n...

Trump Declares Everyone Who Doesn’t Kiss His Ass Is A Terrorist Trump has officially given up on any semblance of attempting actual governance and moved to pure man-baby-without-a-nap tantrum mode. His latest "countering domestic terrorism and organized political violence" memorandum is basically…

Every once in a while, I'm amazed how we're all just supposed to file away that Elon is the one who ignited the scandal about Trump being in the Epstein Files. Like a it's a plot point from a previous reboot

hey, BIll Gates. You can be on the side of the Kimmels and Colberts here. The Mandalas and the Walesas. This is your legacy. Your history. Be strong. DO. NOT. BEND. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/t...

"Douglas Neidermeyer, Class of '65, etc ..."

I guess this is where we find out if Gates will bend the knee or not. www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/09/...

Jamie’s French onion soup is better, tastier, does you more good, than 90% of my ex boyfriends.

Peter Thiel dined with Epstein after his conviction and at a time when his crimes were common knowledge.

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

ICE GOONS 'RELIEVED OF CURRENT DUTIES' AFTER VIOLENT CONFRONTATION CAUGHT ON CAMERA KEEP FILMING EVERYTHING!

... and who can be toppled both by a solid argument and a stiff breeze.

Got it. First try.

Even if Democrats were insisting that they wouldn’t fund the government unless Trump personally underwent gender reassignment surgery on live TV, that doesn’t change the fact that Republicans run the entire goddamn government. This is 100% on them.

(To Farmers Insurance jingle:) "We are Nazis ... Bum ba bum bum, bum bum bum!"

Is this the Legally Blonde remake where Elle Woods suffers a massive brain hemorrhage?

I think if Trump was truly tuned in Stephen Miller would not be on Fox News but hidden in the attic.

“JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!” Trump posted on Truth Social after news of Comey's indictment broke. But as with George W. Bush’s famous announcement of Mission Accomplished, this declaration of victory may turn out to be premature.

Even if we took what the indictment claims at face value (and you shouldn't)... this would be complete fucking nonsense.

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

If he means helping Trump get elected I’m with him.

"Hitler criticizes Freisler's human rights violations"

David Remnick is the Chuck Schumer of William Shawns. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...

BREAKING: Moron President Thinks Releasing Earhart Records Will Make Americans Forget About Epstein

When your gotcha getsya

DOJ has sued 8 states for protecting their citizens' sensitive voter registration data. My law firm has intervened to oppose DOJ's efforts in the first two states -- Maine and Oregon. Six more to go...

The Ryder Cup. The only time I’m truly invested in golf due to the fact that American golf fans are cunts. Every single one of them. Boorish, baying, arrogant, unfunny cunts.

What in the absolute FUCK. The only words I have right now are F-bombs.

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

And I still don't believe he actually won.

Wounded Knee wasn't a "fight." It was a massacre of innocents.

The administration celebrating Wounded Knee is congruent with the administration asking for dismissals or one-day sentences for cops convicted of civil rights violations. It’s part of a coordinated message. /1 apnews.com/article/woun...

"Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter what the indictment says, because Halligan was going to indict Comey no matter what. That’s literally why she’s in the job — to bring the sort of sham charges that the previous US attorney, Eric Siebert, would not."

Halligan presented the Comey case herself to the Grand Jury, which is a) remarkable, b) hugely risky, and c) a poss indication that nobody in the office wants anything to do with the case. The real proof will come as she tries to staff the case-- Will the staff as a whole balk?

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

not true

Your health care bill is about to explode. The notices will start arriving next month. A $7,000 bill could jump to $24,000. Democrats are fighting to stop this. Republicans are fighting to guarantee your costs go up. We need to fix this. Now.

Too bad many of us aren't giving up our boycott of Sinclair Broadcasting.

I think the only surprise here is how quickly this is happening this openly. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

"Don't forget that Donald Trump did everything Jeffrey Epstein did, only backwards and in lifts."

Doesn't Pete Hegseth realize what a security risk it is to have *all* of the United State's generals & admirals in one location just for a performative power flex by the Secretary of Defense? (That was rhetorical. Of course, he doesn't.)

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

pack the fucking supreme court. 50 new justices, or maybe 100.

"Ezra Klein is destroying his reputation the right way."

It's almost Trumpian how Ezra Klein is waving around that embarrassment of a eulogy as if it's a badge of honor. Talk about upward failure. Also, what's with the blue behind that eyeglass lens? Is the illustration AI slop? Did no one at The New Yorker look at it before publishing it?

Poopy Papi wants another bribe.

David Fucking Brooks actually said this on TV this evening: "DOGE created a lot of chaos, but it didn't take a blowtorch to the U.S. government. It was mostly ineffective. And, to me, the problem here is that Chuck Schumer has decided to pick up where Elon Musk leaves off."

“Check the tariff shelf” 🙃 Imagine not being able to tell that this is a complete fabrication. As he gaslights struggling farmers.

My only surprise is that Miss Dog Killer has *any* limits on what ICE thugs can do.