"Anyone remember the Washington Post? No? I could have sworn it used to be pretty important." - Us, next week

I am devastated by what WaPo has been reduced to, and I am terrified of looking stupid but if someone offered me $3MM to kill WaPo I'd at least consider it.

Trump pardoned 77 people this week that stole from Medicare. This flew under the radar. I believe Trump is selling pardons which is enough to send Trump away.

"It came as quite a surprise to find my efforts to strangle my conscience to death weren't completely successful."

Trump lies about EVERYTHING.

One thing I still enjoy about the web is doing obscure searches and finding semi-defunct old blogspot sites packed with fascinating arcana, like this living Josh Friedman cartoon about old showbiz classicshowbiz.blogspot.com

The part that annoys me the most is they’re madder at us for being right.

It’s been fun the past few years, having people lie or be useful idiots about how Anti DEI is just about merit and not a backdoor whites only policy and then insist those of us who saw that clearly are shrill or paranoid

Medicare is sending out emails from the disreputable quack "Dr. Oz." Please make the grifting ignorance stop!

Technology by and for people who want to live forever but hate being alive.

Ohio rant time: OK, here's the thing. You're right. Cincinnati chili isn't chili. It's a spiced meat sauce. You win. But it's damn good. It's spaghetti and spiced sauce with cheese on top. So eat it, for fuck's sake.

i am a MAN. i am a COWBOY. when a homeless guy asks me for change i PISS MYSELF. MASCULINELY.

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

Seth Meyers: "During today's cabinet meeting, President Trump said that he is the only president to have taken a cognitive test and aced it three times. That's not good, though. That's like bragging that you're the only bus driver in the school district to take three DUI tests"

Matt Walsh -- who also wasn't there and who absolutely has an agenda -- has discovered something that has eluded the so-called historians despite all their "education" and "research" and "functional literacy" They're called "primary sources," nerds, and he's the first one to use them

It is pointless for journalists to ask Mike Johnson *any* questions—or report on *anything* he has to say. Because the smarmy, little, sanctimonious twerp is, clearly, incapable of telling the truth.

I hope someone is taking all these admissions down.

The American Medical Association directly responds to New York Times coverage mischaracterizing their posiiton on gender affirming care for trans young people. cloud.e.ama-assn.org/newsletter?u...

Take a look at CPAC. If turnout is any indication of the midterms, the GOP is in huge trouble.

Back before Trump embraced every single wingnut and crank that attended this event, reporters used to go just to get a taste of just how extreme the far right was. Now you can get that level of extreme without having to attend.

I love this ratio for you.

I'd like to see Democrats campaign on impeaching and arresting trump and his entire cabinet.

So when does Bondi leave?

I simply don’t understand the politics of this.

I've had the hanging around on my phone so here's Jacques Tati talking with Marlon Brando on the set of One Eyed Jacks

"The hackers’ haul of files doesn’t appear to be all that revealing...Nonetheless, it doesn’t inspire much confidence in national security when this happens to the head of the FBI" I didn't have confidence in K$S in the first place: newrepublic.com/post/208289/...

The thing about having a president who continually violates the law is that sometimes he does it to get even richer, and sometimes it might be because he thinks having classified documents is "cool." Either way, still illegal and still corrupt. www.ms.now/news/jack-sm...

just remembering the time ursula k le guin absolutely ethered joanne and her rancid little franchise. "[S]tylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited."

By defeating the Patriots, the Seahawks lost all leverage over the Patriots

"the lawsuit asks the courts to stop the agency from making arrests without warrants or probable-cause determinations, and to make the government pay the expenses and legal fees of those who were improperly detained..." www.newsfromthestates.com/article/laws...

Trump’s going to end up defining winning as “getting a tremendous deal on the Hormuz toll.”

Lock them all up

Wowww — TMZ calls out @MarshaBlackburn for leaving town BEFORE the senate vote to fund TSA and end the shutdown (and long lines)🤔 www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/s...

It ain’t a CPAC until Matt Schlapp is accused of assault.

Your reminder that "It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law." www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...

Trump and Miller give the orders without a thought or care about their consequences. The rest of us suffer.

That’s an excellent question.

How ironic it is to have Republicans claiming a man who has very likely eaten boxes of checkers is playing "11th-Dimensional Chess".

20 dimensional chess, everyone.

🚨BREAKING: Arizona Supreme Court DENIES appeals in two voter suppression lawsuits. Back to back victories for our clients and the voters of Arizona! www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizon... www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizon...

The correlation between being a Jan 6er and being a pedophile is incredible, it must be like several standard deviations outside what you’d expect just based on chance

They started a war of choice for absolutely no reason, with no real strategy and no real preparation, and the end result will be a global situation that is, in every single way, worse than what it was when they started.

“I always like to hang around with losers actually, because it makes me feel better.” Explains so much. (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

Right. He's turned us into a pariah.

This moron lives on a different planet than we do. A planet where grifting and sex crimes and mass murder go unpunished.

It's "never been seen before", all right. Because it's not happening.

Oh dear mom is helping again

Problem: “Thune has recessed the senate for two weeks and they are all gone. The other problem with it is that whatever the House passes it will be subject to the filibuster rule when it ultimately goes back to the senate, and Senate Dems already said they will not vote for Mike Johnson’s alt:”