Not to sound conspiratorial, but how about some handwriting analysis on all the “chatty bullets” this FBI seems to be finding lately?

Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016. by James Comey

Kristi Noem still can't confirm who was killed during the shooting at the ICE facility today and can't even confirm that the victim's family has been contacted

Ken CHESEBRO, an architect of Trump's bid to remain in power despite losing the 2020 election, has been suspended from practicing law in D.C. (he'd already been disbarred/suspended in several states) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.

So there's good reason why senior people at DOJ miight like prefer EDVA grand jury no bill Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer. If they don't, Comey will have a superb vindictive prosecution claim, with evidence INCLUDING Todd Blanche and Trump himself. And Blanche is already in some trouble ethically.

I get that pretty much no one is a fan of Jim Comey. But the idea that he -knowingly and willfully lied to Congress- is just absurd on its face. We’ll see if a grand jury will really indict a ham sandwich, but I think it’s more likely the Trump admin will end up with egg on its face (again)

How long before Trump takes credit for reviving Kimmel’s career?

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I can't believe MSNBC is falling for this "anti-ice" on the bullet thing. The shooter's brother says he wasn't political and didn't have strong feelings about ICE. Where's the scrutiny?

Same energy.

You can be mad at Jim Comey for what he did to HRC in 2016 and also decry any potential indictment as bullshit. You can do both.

Motherfuckers. And I don't even like Comey.

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

Same energy.

Yeah there’s just no way Bolton knew the documents were there, and if he did, he didn’t ignore requests to return them. And if he did, he didn’t defy a subpoena to keep them. And if he did, he didn’t drain his pool and flood the server room that stored video of him plotting to destroy evidence.

Arizona just made Trump sweat: Democrat Adelita Grijalva won a razor-thin House seat and she’ll be the deciding signature to force a vote to release Jeffrey Epstein’s files 🔥 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES‼️

I’m trying *really hard* with The Paper. But it’s tough. And the character Esmeralda is insufferable to watch.

Protests matter, your dollars matter, everything matters, resistance works.

Will this be the moment that wakes people up?

Me too.

Comedy always leads, but when Jimmy Kimmel said, Donald Trump can't take a joke, I thought he offered a seminal insight into how the country got here. We're here because a petty but (inexplicably to me) charismatic man seized control of government to exercise his personal need for revenge.

Science winning again ❤️🧪👏

Another vote to expose Trump and his gang of pedophiles…

BREAKING: This Trump / Epstein statue to honor “friendship month” was mysteriously placed on the national mall. I love it. Don’t stop talking about Epstein.

Somebody at the UN deserves a prize for this

Teke 2 #tylenol and release #EpsteinFiles

My autistic son is high functioning and what’s called twice exceptional: he’s on the spectrum as well as academically and musically gifted. His autism is a wonderful gift, not a side effect of Tylenol or vaccines or literally any other bullshit this administration wants to pretend.

Do y’all think we could get Trump with the old ‘dihydrogen monoxide’ bit?

When you’re *pretty* sure the rapture isn’t tomorrow, but you ain’t 100% on it…

You wouldn’t take investment advice from someone who couldn’t pronounce ‘Capitalization’, so maybe don’t take medical advice from someone who can’t say ‘Acetaminophen.’

Just got done ordering my ‘Rapture Day Party Tray.’

When you fuck up the name of the thing you’re having a press conference about.

When Mom and Dad sit you down for the ‘Tylenol Talk.’

Doesn’t being anti-antifascist make you fascist by default?

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If you aren’t following @acyn.bsky.social, are you even alive?

Disney has a new ride they’ve unveiled called Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Whiplash’.

Disney has a new ride they’ve unveiled called Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Whiplash’.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

In response to Disney reinstating Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump threatens to send the National Guard to take over their theme parks.

BREAKING: ABC announces that Jimmy Kimmel Live! will be returning to air on Tuesday.