“We are not at war. We’ve never been at war. The word ‘war’ is made up, it’s fake news.” —Speaker Mike Johnson

Republicans are twisting themselves into pretzels over Iran, even though they voted for no new wars. It’s an amazing sight to behold.

“We are not at war. We’ve never been at war. The word ‘war’ is made up, it’s fake news.” —Speaker Mike Johnson

Republicans are twisting themselves into pretzels over Iran, even though they voted for no new wars. It’s an amazing sight to behold.

Ultimately, we have a reality show President, and Noem failed his most important qualification: don’t look bad on TV.

Having secured all of the homeland, Markwayne Mullin takes a moment to rest…

BREAKING NYT: Lindsey Halligan, the ex-U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia who brought criminal cases against Trump's enemies over the objections of career prosecutors, is under investigation by Florida's bar association, according to a letter the organization sent last month.

Having secured all of the homeland, Markwayne Mullin takes a moment to rest…

You know you were terrible when Tomi comes for you.

I know some days it feels helpless, but pressure works. Demanding accountability works. And one day, we’ll be through all of this.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I know some days it feels helpless, but pressure works. Demanding accountability works. And one day, we’ll be through all of this.

Markwayne Mullin is a knuckleheaded plumber and the only Senator not to have a bachelors degree. Republicans in the Senate confirming the Mullin appointment to run Homeland Security will show their usual disregard for the well-being of the citizens of this country while blindly pleasing Trump.

Kristi Noem is gone. Pam Bondi is next. Keep the pressure on these extremists.

So Trump hired a guy who doesn’t even know what a war is?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but breaking the arm of a Marine veteran who protested a congressional bullshit get-together isn’t the flex they think it is.

I have *loved* reading the triggered tweets of MAGA influencer assholes who are so obviously scared to death of James Tallarico that they’re calling him the antichrist. Seethe, you fools. Seethe.

Modern Right-Wing political influencer pipeline: 1. Tweet obvious nonsense 2. Get praised for ‘telling it like it is’ 3. Cash a Super PAC check 4. Repeat tomorrow

He’s taking his love of gold drapes too far.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes* Arkansas state house special election. Flip from R to D.

BREAKING: CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED AFTER SOUTH KOREA'S STOCK MARKET PLUNGES 8% The Golden Age continues.

Imagine if Iran had hit our foreign military installations and embassies when Joe Biden was president. MAGA would be calling for blood, but they’re strangely silent when their dear leader is responsible.

Bunch of Senators on both sides sounding the alarm about possible boots on the ground in Iran after their classified briefing today. I was told Kamala was going to send my children to fight in Iran. What happened?

Is YOUR age golden yet?

Are we great again?

So Howard Lutnick agreed to meet with Congress about Epstein, but Trump hasn’t?

Is YOUR age golden yet?

Boeing E-3 Sentry over the theater in… Batman, Iran?

NEWS: The United States is considering the relocation of air defense systems and other military assets from South Korea to the Middle East, amid the ongoing conflict with Iran. North Korea:

HERE, KID, YOU’RE THE AYATOLLAH NOW

The US Embassy in Riyadh seems to have taken a direct hit. No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.

“Why would we when we do it deliberately back home.”

HERE, KID, YOU’RE THE AYATOLLAH NOW

Ladies and gentlemen, the Golden Age.

Crow: "Friday night, Trump filmed this tough video where he talked about the cost of war & how hard it's gonna be & how we're gonna lose troops, then he literally went behind the curtain & hosted a million dollar a plate dinner & dance party at Mar-a-Lago. That tells you everything you need to know"

Americans looking for Congress to basically do anything at all:

The winner in this entire conflict with Iran is China. It’s clear to anyone with a pulse that we are disorganized, non-strategic, and ill-equipped. And they recognize that too. If anything, this war has changed the world order, I believe.

CNN's Kate Bolduan takes seriously the idea that Donald Trump has sincere concerns for Iranian protesters. Someone tell her about what he's been doing to American protesters in Minneapolis.

I’m going to guess it was the same “weeks away” timeline they’ve been using for two decades.

So glad we didn’t elect Kamala Harris. Imagine being at war with Iran right now. Phew. Dodged that bullet.

“Looks like a good time for me to start some shit.” — Kim Jong Un

So glad we didn’t elect Kamala Harris. Imagine being at war with Iran right now. Phew. Dodged that bullet.

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BREAKING: All of it.

It probably wouldn’t have killed Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to have bought a few million in Trump’s shitcoins.

HOW GOOD WERE YOU AT CALL OF DUTY?

HOW GOOD WERE YOU AT CALL OF DUTY?

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers