Austin 3:16 says you Gotta Have It

Just standing around holding some black caulk

Hell no it didnt

Good job

Know the difference

Why do i not find shirts like this? I would proudly wear this

Today is kind of a crazy (good) day in my family. My inlaws are celebrating their 70th wedding anniversary today. Seriously, how mind boggling is that?

The best thingni learned from the movie Aladdin is that good things happen when you rub one out.

Uh huh

This

I went to the hospital and told them I was bitten by a wolf. They asked, "Where?" I said, "No. Just a regular one."

Hey @kristyclueless.bsky.social does this count as a bad tattoo?

I would play this

Got the spooky stuff out this evening

Guess who has 4 thumbs and isn't allowed to visit the morgue anymore?

Damn I miss this costume. I may need to get this again.

Who else is playing?

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Luther loves his ghost

Just made some banana bread. Follow me for more recipes.

Oh my

Tomorrow is Monday. Let's get ready for it.

Well...

It's better than hearing my neighbors

I think we all need to hear this.

Just not adult adulting this week. The blue milk is even better with rum, btw.

Yes, I'm supposed to be eating better, but I'm on vacation!

From the heat sweats to the meat sweats

And sometimes I'm too much

I learned something today. Apparently the pools at the Disney hotels are not swimsuit optional.

Hell's Angles

Please be responsible, you filthy animals

This is NOT the kind you find in a 2nd hand store

"I was expecting more explosive runs." Yes, I'm giggling while watching football

I think I'm going to fire up the grill, invite over a bunch of my queen friends this afternoon, and have an LGBBQ.

I don't know how I do it some days

I need to start eating better and being healthier. This is a good start

About to do a fantasy football draft. Haven't played in a number of years. I named my team The Tush Pushers.

This

I met this guy that had a fruit fetish. He was fucking bananas.

Apparently, my left leg is more comfortable than the couch

I want to give a big shout out to everyone that truly celebrated Labor Day by giving birth. That's the effort! The rest of your need to step up your game.