QP with you wearing sunglasses

Let me just stop and be serious for a few seconds. Ok, that was crazy. Not doing that again.

All my axes pay their taxes... or whatever the song says

Iran knows a Strait beats someone not playing with a full deck.

My annual social media Pride post

I brought you guys some souvenirs back from my trip

I should have bought this...

Now you know

Ok. But Honduras really is hot today

On a boat. Drink in hand. Going to relax for a week. See you soon

This

On a scale of 1 to 70, you're a 69

New cutting board design i made today

Giving up for Lent

OK. I am upset about 1 thing with the halftime show last night. I can't do the head whip thing that those 3 women did. I mean, I tried it. I'm going to the chiropractor later to fix whatever I did to my neck, though.

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Do I have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes. February 14.

Sustenance on a snowy day

I'd like to give a warm welcome to my many new bot followers

Babies, it's cold outside... but the snow must be blown

🤔 Hmm

I just spent over 2 hours on hold with the IRS trying to clear up something for my mom, who passed away in May. An automated voice came on and said my call couldn't be taken. Call back later. And then it hung up on me. Fuck.

The other day my doctor asked if I smoke or drink alcohol. I said I only drink it.

You can't tell me what to do!

Now you know

The good, old days

Merry Christmas, you crazy people.

This should be a tshirt

Who needs one?

Got my 23 and Me results back

I was in Orlando this morning in shorts and a tshirt. Just got home and had to clear the drive

Yes.

Just trying to coordinate here. When do we start to don outlook gay apparel? And how gay?

Don't worry. I wore my nice gray sweats to the airport this morning

Just me being me

My favorite holiday special ever