Merge two movies: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Cat: he does know there's a Truck in front of us, right!? Dog: if we die, we die

is it a tomato, it’s a tomato isn’t it

Cat 😺 won the Bird Lottery

Wow, this is peak bird intelligence. These birds saw someone feeding a wounded bird, so they started pretending they were also injured.

Happy My Focaccia Didn't Stick To The Pan At All Day to all who celebrate.

I made seared scallops and a puree of sweet potatoes and golden beets.

New James Bond: terrible suggestions only.

You’re telling me a country fried this steak?

Share a tv crush! (past or present)

Name a song with girl in the title but replace girl with squirrel. Uptown Squirrel

Hot Dog Summer > Hot Girl Summer

Getting into the shower too quickly and having to wait for the water to warm up…

I love this.

Mother’s Day lobster rolls 🦞

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and mom-like role models.

Birthday meal for my little guy. Seas scallops, with broccoli and roasted potatoes and bananas foster for dessert.

I think the people who keep the Neco Wafer product in business have some explaining to do.

Life Hack: fill the piñata with ketchup, and you never have to host a children's birthday party again.

This cat is me after I've been awake for 37 seconds..

Lorraine Nam and I won Best Children’s Book at the inaugural Astra Book Awards for our book, “I’m So Happy You’re Here: A Celebration of Library Joy” 🥹 WOW 💜✨ @andreabrownlit.bsky.social @randomhousekids.bsky.social

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash

Procrastination is a dish best served some other time.

Coffee, Rage Against The Machine, and choc-chip pancakes is how I'm doing my Wednesday morning.

My daughter and I made pistachio honey cake with dates and almond flour.

Happy Star Wars Day from Obi.

Kinda weird how android phone owners make hating iPhones a personality trait.

Your plate of scrub daddies my lady.

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store…

Salad, bison tenderloin, sautéed morels, snow crab legs. Dinner was amazing.

There’s a new gang in my neighborhood

«Is it still there?!» A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time. Original post

Can't park there, mate.

Ever since my dog died, my neighbor has made a point of letting me visit with his goldendoodle in the mornings during their walks. It is pure joy. Man, America may be insane but there are pockets of goodness everywhere all the time.

My heating pad brings all the cats to my lap.

You guys, I made tostones cups filled with birria spiced lamb.

Just a small wholesome moment of one turtle helping another.

Capybara Cuteness 🥰

Photographer Peter Yan captures a rare sighting of a Tibetan Fox. Original post

Pokémon! This species is native only to Madagascar and is famous for its incredible camouflage, perfectly mimicking dead leaves to hide from predators. IG: reptilesupershow Satanic leaf-tailed gecko

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

I walked into my best friends house without knocking today, and her dog ran at me growling. I was like “it’s cool, it’s just me. We’re friends” and then she looked super embarrassed, and rolled onto her back for me to rub her belly. It was adorable. 10/10

Having to eat food every day is a scam perpetuated by big food

Dinner was great! Duck breast and ribeye with a morel mushroom cream sauce and roasted asparagus. Appetizer was roasted pears with bacon and brie cheese, topped with white balsamic reduction and chopped candied pecans.

And yet…missed something else.