Mel (melissajean)
@melissajean98.bsky.social
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I like food and animals. A bit obsessed with Spam and goetta. Be kind.
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dave the yule regret it crab
about 21 hours ago
currently in a disagreement with my pack of oreos over what constitutes a single serving
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Jake_Vig
over 1 year ago
🎶 the kind you find in a secondhand store
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Working a side hustle at my county jail is a great way to see what my old high school classmates are up to these days.
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The Onion
3 days ago
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at his company...
https://theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-party-by-telling-coworkers-he-appreciates-them/
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Happy Caturday from Obi
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
3 days ago
My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.
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jordan [ham]
7 days ago
“work hard play hard,” I say as I click “don’t remind me again” on netflix
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The Tennessee Holler
8 days ago
“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From
@therecount.com
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Luca
9 days ago
“This way guys!”
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Ygrene
4 months ago
RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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Josh Mankiewicz
12 days ago
You may remember Jenna, who was pregnant during my
#Dateline
episode “The Phantom” about her sister Kristil, killed by her stalker. Maybe due to all the stress and emotional pain Jenna went through, her baby just arrived at only 26 weeks —and she needs your help.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Tiktaali
11 days ago
#video
#bluesky
#animal
#animals
#animalcommunity
#animalsofbluesky
#pets
#cat
#cats
#catvideo
#catsofbluesky
#blueskycats
#winter
#snow
#snowflakes
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Angie
12 days ago
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Eric Schmeltzer
14 days ago
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
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Frances Meh
15 days ago
how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
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Josh Mankiewicz
16 days ago
Florida gotta Florida
supercarblondie.com/florida-man-...
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Florida man arrested after building his own giant hamster wheel to try to cross the Atlantic Ocean
This man was arrested by the US Coast Guard after trying to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a giant hamster wheel he built himself
https://supercarblondie.com/florida-man-arrested-building-giant-hamster-wheel-to-cross-atlantic-ocean/
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Tooey
16 days ago
Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔
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Jerry Chen
18 days ago
friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
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Little Dumber Boy
18 days ago
No thanks, Doritos, I prefer my ranch a little nerdy.
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Little Dumber Boy
19 days ago
are you telling me these socks are made out of ankles
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Chames
2 months ago
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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jonny christmas
23 days ago
important safety tip: don’t own a pet that can kill you
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rufus claus
23 days ago
moon out there looking like a big toe nail clipping shine yer little heart out, moon
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🕊️KatarinaKriz🕊️On the turning away~Pink Floyd
23 days ago
I’m dead 😹🙀😹
add a skeleton here at some point
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aric
about 2 months ago
A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
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Marisa Kabas
23 days ago
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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slop enjoyer
24 days ago
if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
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Sometimes a girl just needs to make some crab cakes with cajun remoulade.
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Well done, Lions
23 days ago
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Bummed that the Colts just lost to the most annoying team. Boooooo
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Newfie912
25 days ago
Can you guess who just got adopted?
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Jack
25 days ago
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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Flipturns 🏊♀️ 📷 🦋
24 days ago
Happy
#Caturday
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rufus claus
26 days ago
i bid you bidet, sir
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Siege
29 days ago
My business teacher is such a hack he said the best ladder is the social ladder but then I see him using a steel one to put up his Christmas lights.
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Siege
7 months ago
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
27 days ago
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
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Jax Persists
4 months ago
Y’all, it’s Patrick! They found Patrick!
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Ghost Bird Lulu
about 1 month ago
New fidget spinner just dropped.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Travis comma bitch
about 1 month ago
I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
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I made braised short ribs 🤤
about 1 month ago
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DaddyJew
about 1 month ago
you mean to tell me an egg planted this? truly inspiring
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Marc
about 1 month ago
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
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