I heard this bear is looking for the Epstein files. Why is the GOP protecting child rapists?

“.. I absolutely couldn’t care less what he [Trump] thinks about me … He’s the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he’d be consigned to the trash heap of history.” @time.com time.com/7319963/bruc...

Every time Trump speaks publicly an angel moves to Canada

“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.” Cool take! Now do uteruses.

When the Right lies about the Left, it's called "Free Speech" but when the Left tells the truth about the Right, it's called "Inciting Violence."

I have no idea who shot at the ICE facility or why, & hard to trust this FBI director. Murder is always inexcusable. Now, the idea that people are mad at ICE because of ‘Democrats’ rhetoric’ & not because of daily videos of masked ICE agents assaulting people, including citizens, is for the birds.

Fox News host Jesse Watters suggested bombing and gassing the United Nations over escalator and teleprompter issues

Someone cleverly switched off the escalator in the UN building just to mess with Trump as soon as he arrived.

Fact-checkers working hard to keep up…

I try to take life one day at a time. But lately several have ganged up and attacked me at once.

I miss the days when logic and facts were more important than feelings and delusions.

For the Epsteinth time Tylenol doesn’t cause autism. Now release the fcking Epstein files y’all are giving me a headache. Thank God I have Tylenol.

"Autism: First diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol: Not invented until 1955. RFK Jr.: Born 1954. Thus RFK Jr. is more likely to have caused autism than Tylenol."

Antifa is an anti-fascist movement, not an organization. Trump wants us to stop opposing fascism and his fascist regime.

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This is your daily reminder that the President of the United States is a convicted FELON ‼️

Happy Fall y’all!

I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet

Remember that Dutch guy that did a hilarious take on Trump & Hillary singing together during their debate? Well, that guy came through again. This time unmasking Disney in all their sad ass-licking of Drumpf, the big leader. You don't want to miss watching this one 👇🏼👌🏼😅

I’m only responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

Angus: Trump, says lumber from Canadian mills represents a national security threat. You’d use that language about buddy going down to the Home Depot in Arkansas to buy some 2x4s?

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Coworker: How do you get to work? Me: Against my will. Coworker: No, I mean how do you arrive? Me: Annoyed AF

I hate when cashiers feel they need to check if my money is real. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree.

Every Trump supporter right now applauding Trump threatening ABC with consequences unless they suspend Jimmy Kimmel must also applaud when a Democratic president in 4yrs threatens Fox News with consequences unless they suspend Greg Gutfeld. Hey MAGA, do you understand?

Americans exercising their First Amendment rights, and he wants them thrown in jail. He’s not only the world’s biggest wussie, he’s utterly un-American.👇

Obama: So we have to extend to people during their period of mourning We can also at the same time say I disagree with the idea that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was a mistake I can disagree with the suggestion that my wife or Justice Jackson does not have adequate brain processing power.

The TRUMP administration is trying to use the KILLING of CHARLIE KIRK to KILL the FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to FREE SPEECH 🎤 📣