“Don’t call me a fascist or I’ll throw you in jail!!” Amazing.

i just made my first atproto app with the @slices.network alpha. it shows the list of last played tracks from @teal.fm across the atmosphere. i needed to write 25 lines of code for this to work.

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

also got mad all over again thinking about how bad the director's cut is. sorry to my mom who reluctantly took me to see it because i had no friends to go with (i had no friends because i was constantly saying things like "does anyone want to see the director's cut of donnie darko")

not just evil shit but also weird shit

I'll mute every individual baseball player's name if that's what it takes 🫡

I make breakfast. I power up my PC to log on on to write video games. The president says he wants to unleash the military to kill U.S. citizens on American soil. I respond to a few emails. Gotta take inventory of what still needs signoff before script lock on Friday.

This is the most respect you can give and get in return. The most honest Bluesky relationship.

I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email

you can take a 10x engineering buff but it means you have to take the -10x “has a life” debuff. it’s a trade off.

Thank you for coming to my Leonardo DiCaprio TED Talk theankler.com/p/leonardo-d...

time to catch up on whatever evil shit happened today

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WITH LESLYE HEADLAND - available now wherever you get your podcasts! Shout out to the good people of the state of Texas and their delicious kolaches!

"Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada, born in Guatemala"

looking at cyberdeck videos on youtube and i like that most cyberdeck concepts are "what if a laptop looked cool and fucking sucked"

We don't know why, and it may not last, but clicking on links just got faster on bluesky.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

FFC review: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/one-...

Saw my first ICE recruitment commercial yesterday and I swear to god I thought it was a trailer for the new Starship Troopers show.

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For the first time ever... the Steam Autumn Sale arrives during the early days of Autumn! In the Northern Hemisphere, at least. As always, we've got discounts, stickers, Points Shop items, and new art for your perusal -- get it all done before the event ends on October 6th! store.steampowered.com

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.

weirdo political pundits cannot understand that this is the only way a lot of us want to use the social web

when you're deciding on a city to live in, you didn't use to worry about "how likely is it that the president will fuck with me, personally, if I move here"

The MedBed thing is of course hilarious on its own, but the headline I first read said "Trump Retweets Weird AI Video About Magic Beds" or whatever and I thought this had something to do with Trump posting a Weird Al Yankovic video and for those 25 seconds I was very excited

I can (and do, quite often) listen to the same song for hours at a time

idk how anything can be a distraction from healthcare when we don't fuckin have healthcare either

Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics” Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!

how about a sentiment analyzer that checks if your reply could be said verbatim in this voice

Trump: listen, it's, they call it a hippo-bar-hypobear-hypnobo-hypnoboot-hyp-o-bar-ic-hypobaric time chamber, it's how Goku got so powerful Journalist, her 13 fingers glitching into and out of existence: Goku is very powerful Trump: he will win our wars for us

Oh my god so I have a cd mixtape that a girl in high school made for me and she was so shy when she gave it to me but I was like huh nice mix of songs. ITS BEEN 18 YEARS AND I REALIZED THEYRE ALL LOVE AND CONFESSION SONGS 😭😭😭 IM SO SORRY GIRL

might be the first time anyone’s ever said this but i don’t think that community season 4 is very good

Togas, cloaks, kilts, robes, etc. all basically just blankets that everyone agreed could be clothes

separate from everything, the idea that 2020 was a squeaker but 2024 represents a historical mandate will simply be the death of me

So I Tied An Onion To My Belt, Which Was The Style At The Time #simpsons #thesimpsons #watercolour

Careful, They’re Ruffled #simpsons #thesimpsons #watercolour

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

here is my pitch on how to get normal people to join here: "it's like instagram but nude"

If you can't handle that your head canon of a character's gender was not actually canon without lashing out at a creator, calling her a bigot who hates trans people and all sorts of unhinged shit you need to well and truly get some perspective and learn how to healthily engage with media

AMELIA EARHART, UNABRIDGED. Coming soon.

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

The United States is the 1st Edition AD&D of representative republics.

[browsing the paperbacks] Clerk: Which do you choose, A hard or soft option?

Still thinking of how fun that new Superman movie is. I just adore it. Wish I had seen it in the theater.

how do you know when you've grown up for real? it's when you start murmuring "time to take one of these bad boys" every time you down a tum