Jemaine Clement
@jemaineclement.bsky.social
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Paid you back! Anyone else?!
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Then they named it wrong, didn't they?
23 days ago
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How about call him "Prince Scandrew"?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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What can the King do about Prince Andrew scandals?
What sanctions could King Charles apply to Prince Andrew after the latest claims about links to Epstein?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04q4v64q05o
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Shh, don't wake them up.
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Scientists unearth a 112-million-year-old time capsule filled with ancient insects
Researchers have unearthed South America’s first amber deposits containing ancient insects in an Ecuadorian quarry, offering a rare 112-million-year-old glimpse into life on the supercontinent Gondwan...
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/10/251011105524.htm
29 days ago
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♬ λUŦUM₦ ♬
about 1 month ago
🕊️🤭 My mom thought “Rhiannon” was, “Yeaaaah nuh” 🎶
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I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.
about 1 month ago
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Glen
about 1 month ago
Well don't I feel stupid
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Time, the great healer.
about 2 months ago
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New list of medieval dog names just dropped.
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about 2 months ago
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I accept!
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3 months ago
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Thanks, human.
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3 months ago
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It's about half/half.
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4 months ago
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WIRED
4 months ago
At least three people have died after heavy rain and severe flooding hit southern New Mexico on Tuesday. Local authorities in the village of Ruidoso said a man in his 40s, a four-year-old girl, and a seven-year-old boy were killed after being swept away downstream by “unprecedented floodwaters.”
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It's on Sky in the UK.
#WellingtonParanormal
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4 months ago
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#WellingtonParanormal
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4 months ago
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Ha! And some of you thought I wasn't cool!
4 months ago
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Ireland, The Moon is Upside Down is now playing for a limited time, in theatres.
www.irishtimes.com/culture/film...
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The Moon Is Upside Down: This poignantly awkward dramedy could feature cinema’s clumsiest sex scene
Loren Taylor’s unabashedly feminine dramedy intertwines the lives of three women each grappling with their own crisis
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/review/2025/06/26/the-moon-is-upside-down-this-poignantly-awkward-dramedy-could-feature-cinemas-clumsiest-sex-scene/
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Duncan Jones
5 months ago
A little glimpse at ROGUE TROOPER. Jemaine Clement as MR BRASS & Matt Berry as MR BLAND. I got to work with so many brilliant funny people on this film. Can’t wait for you to see it!
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As someone whose paper round money went straight to buying 2000AD (The Galaxy's Greatest Comic), it was incredibly zarjaz to be asked aboard ROGUE TROOPER from
@manmademoon.bsky.social
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5 months ago
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LONDON, UK. Friday and Saturday. Hear Deacon's origin story (UN)LIVE from one of my favourite performers, Johnny Brugh. Soho Theatre.
#WWDITS
fans need to get in fast!
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Letterboxd
5 months ago
Four Favorites with M3GAN 👀 M3GAN 2.0 will be released in theaters on June 27 via Universal Pictures
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Theory: the caller thought it was a fake Irish accent and joined in, then thought 'uh oh, they're still doing it, they're actually Irish' and both of them were pretending to be Irish the whole time.
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5 months ago
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The most London thing I've seen today.
5 months ago
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Make it a double feature!
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5 months ago
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London
#WWDITS
fans, you can see Jonny Brugh live as Deacon The Vampire: UNLIVE at the Soho Theatre June 27 + 28.
5 months ago
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I am honoured.
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5 months ago
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Just in time...
www.popularmechanics.com/science/a648...
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Scientists Are Pretty Sure They Found a Portal to the Fifth Dimension
It’s probably in this weird particle.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a64841431/fermion-particle-fifth-dimension/
6 months ago
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Because growing up he thought food was brought to people by their butlers.
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6 months ago
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This was how 50% per cent of teachers were in the 80s.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ashburton...
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Teacher pulled fingers and swore at students, made fun of kids with learning disabilities
Wendy Hopwood also ripped up students’ artwork and tore pages from their workbooks.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ashburton-teacher-wendy-hopwoods-registration-cancelled-after-making-fun-of-students-ripping-up-work/4NRVHRZ7BVFD3KF4NU4DDPFAVE/
6 months ago
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Happy birthday, Joseph!
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6 months ago
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Ummm...
6 months ago
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YOU HEARD ME!
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6 months ago
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀
6 months ago
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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LONDON, UK. DEACON THE VAMPIRE starring Jonny Brugh (Un)Live at the Soho Theatre.
#wwdits
Two nights only.
sohotheatre.com/events/deaco...
6 months ago
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Suddenly it makes sense why he's attacking Harvard. He thinks it's Harlem.
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6 months ago
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Michael Ian Black
7 months ago
No comedian thought this.
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I don't think they have smartphones.
7 months ago
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Good to see they finally got the cape length right.
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7 months ago
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In a turquoise tube!
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7 months ago
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Checking out the MCU movies starting from the first one.
7 months ago
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Matt Novak
7 months ago
“Hi, I’m Elon. Can we be friends? Will you be my friend? I’ll give you a Cybertruck, I promise.”
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I think what the kids actually want is Darryl the storage facility manager, comes with his own set of keys and a storage unit!
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7 months ago
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Not a lot of people know The Emperor was a kiwi. And an absolute gent.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/m...
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Clive Revill, Original Voice of Emperor Palpatine in ‘Star Wars,’ Dies at 94
His voice can be heard for only a minute in “The Empire Strikes Back,” but it provided the first draft of a character that would be a mainstay of the franchise for decades.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/movies/clive-revill-star-wars-dead.html
8 months ago
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Pretty sure this isn't Woody Allen but a waxwork of Woody Allen.
8 months ago
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kim
8 months ago
lmao getting fact checked irl
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Twitter still serves an important function in the social media space (seeing fully grown men angry about Snow White)
8 months ago
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Someone should use moody orchestral music that reveals itself to be an old pop song in a movie trailer.
8 months ago
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I can do this. I think.
interestingengineering.com/innovation/m...
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MagicLab’s humanoid runs outdoors for 4 minutes straight in latest test
MagicLab's humanoid MagicBot runs outdoors for four minutes, showcasing its improved straight-legged, human-like walking mechanics.
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/magiclabs-ai-powered-humanoid-runs-outdoors-for-four-minutes-in-new-footage
8 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
8 months ago
This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
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Seeing this reposted by lots of rats.
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