I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!

This isn't as interesting as it sounds.

I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Yeah, what a mystery...

Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.

I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:

Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.

Maybe he's just trying to get rid of his wife and kids. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...

Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6. #RIP editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

I'm at the combination

You're not crazy.

This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.

I just saw something @westonfront.bsky.social did for... *cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough* -And it's GAAAWGEOUS!! 💪😍👍

Paid you back! Anyone else?!

Then they named it wrong, didn't they?

How about call him "Prince Scandrew"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shh, don't wake them up. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

🕊️🤭 My mom thought “Rhiannon” was, “Yeaaaah nuh” 🎶

I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.

Well don't I feel stupid

Time, the great healer.

New list of medieval dog names just dropped.

I accept!

Thanks, human.

It's about half/half.

At least three people have died after heavy rain and severe flooding hit southern New Mexico on Tuesday. Local authorities in the village of Ruidoso said a man in his 40s, a four-year-old girl, and a seven-year-old boy were killed after being swept away downstream by “unprecedented floodwaters.”

It's on Sky in the UK. #WellingtonParanormal

Ha! And some of you thought I wasn't cool!

Ireland, The Moon is Upside Down is now playing for a limited time, in theatres. www.irishtimes.com/culture/film...

A little glimpse at ROGUE TROOPER. Jemaine Clement as MR BRASS & Matt Berry as MR BLAND. I got to work with so many brilliant funny people on this film. Can’t wait for you to see it!

As someone whose paper round money went straight to buying 2000AD (The Galaxy's Greatest Comic), it was incredibly zarjaz to be asked aboard ROGUE TROOPER from @manmademoon.bsky.social

LONDON, UK. Friday and Saturday. Hear Deacon's origin story (UN)LIVE from one of my favourite performers, Johnny Brugh. Soho Theatre. #WWDITS fans need to get in fast!

Four Favorites with M3GAN 👀  M3GAN 2.0 will be released in theaters on June 27 via Universal Pictures

Theory: the caller thought it was a fake Irish accent and joined in, then thought 'uh oh, they're still doing it, they're actually Irish' and both of them were pretending to be Irish the whole time.

The most London thing I've seen today.

Make it a double feature!

London #WWDITS fans, you can see Jonny Brugh live as Deacon The Vampire: UNLIVE at the Soho Theatre June 27 + 28.

I am honoured.

Just in time... www.popularmechanics.com/science/a648...

Because growing up he thought food was brought to people by their butlers.

This was how 50% per cent of teachers were in the 80s. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ashburton...

Happy birthday, Joseph!

Ummm...

YOU HEARD ME!

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

LONDON, UK. DEACON THE VAMPIRE starring Jonny Brugh (Un)Live at the Soho Theatre. #wwdits Two nights only. sohotheatre.com/events/deaco...