Jemaine Clement
@jemaineclement.bsky.social
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I don't think I want to smell like TWO dudes.
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FOUR YEARS?!
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I haven't seen anyone's Wordle score in years.
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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New satirical statue depicts Trump and Epstein as doomed lovers from Titanic
Latest sculpture titled ‘King of the World’ includes plaques with pointed commentary on pair’s past association
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/11/titanic-statue-trump-epstein-national-mall?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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We've still got 74 years to go.
parade.com/news/2007-hi...
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2007 Hit Ranked ‘Best Movie of the Century’
"There Will Be Blood," directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and starring Daniel Day-Lewis, was ranked the best movie of the century by Rolling Stone.
https://parade.com/news/2007-hit-ranked-best-movie-of-the-century
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Perfect casting for this
www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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Jason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My Bike
Jason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more.
https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/jason-statham-to-play-jason-statham-in-jason-statham-stole-my-bike-from-david-leitch/
about 2 months ago
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The Onion
2 months ago
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️
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2 months ago
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iain morris
3 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQH...
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Gary Le Strange - Is My Toaster Sentient?
YouTube video by garywhicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQHsN6SwnA&list=RDFrQHsN6SwnA&start_radio=1
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I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:
3 months ago
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Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
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Means we'll probably be deported.
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3 months ago
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Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸
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3 months ago
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Sub Pop Records
3 months ago
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
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You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.
3 months ago
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It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.
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3 months ago
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Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.
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As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.
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3 months ago
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For those who celebrate...
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3 months ago
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Love this!
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3 months ago
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Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!
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3 months ago
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Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
3 months ago
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Loved Spinal Tap II! So many great jokes. Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
3 months ago
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What does this say?
3 months ago
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I think the second part is the bigger news.
3 months ago
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This looks exactly like my setlist
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3 months ago
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The Reindeer Centipede 2025
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I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
3 months ago
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To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
3 months ago
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Yes! The post I made worked then.
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3 months ago
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I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
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3 months ago
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This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
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4 months ago
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I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
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Business class passenger jailed for 20 months for stealing another person’s bag
Prosecutors say the man targeted an Azerbaijani couple whose luggage contained items worth tens of thousands of pounds
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/singapore-airlines-jail-stealing-luggage-b2889909.html
4 months ago
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Patton Oswalt
4 months ago
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Yeah, what a mystery...
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4 months ago
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Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.
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4 months ago
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I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:
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4 months ago
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Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.
4 months ago
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Maybe he's just trying to get rid of his wife and kids.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
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Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/us/politics/trump-immigration-citizenship-denaturalization.html
4 months ago
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Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6.
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
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Rob Reiner Movies Ranked by Tomatometer
We rank all movies directed by Rob Reiner, including 'This Is Spinal Tap', 'The Princess Bride', 'When Harry Met Sally...', and more.
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-reiner-movies-ranked/
4 months ago
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shauna
4 months ago
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Bill Barnwell
4 months ago
I'm at the combination
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You're not crazy.
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4 months ago
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This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.
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4 months ago
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Duncan Jones
4 months ago
I just saw something
@westonfront.bsky.social
did for... *cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough* -And it's GAAAWGEOUS!! 💪😍👍
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Paid you back! Anyone else?!
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5 months ago
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Then they named it wrong, didn't they?
6 months ago
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How about call him "Prince Scandrew"?
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What can the King do about Prince Andrew scandals?
What sanctions could King Charles apply to Prince Andrew after the latest claims about links to Epstein?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04q4v64q05o
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