Perfect casting for this www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

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I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:

Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC

Means we'll probably be deported.

Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸

Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.

You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.

It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.

Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.

As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.

For those who celebrate...

Love this!

Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!

Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.

Loved Spinal Tap II! So many great jokes. Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.

What does this say?

I think the second part is the bigger news.

This looks exactly like my setlist

The Reindeer Centipede 2025

I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.

To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.

Yes! The post I made worked then.

I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!

This isn't as interesting as it sounds.

I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Yeah, what a mystery...

Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.

I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:

Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.

Maybe he's just trying to get rid of his wife and kids. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...

Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6. #RIP editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

I'm at the combination

You're not crazy.

This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.

I just saw something @westonfront.bsky.social did for... *cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough* -And it's GAAAWGEOUS!! 💪😍👍

Paid you back! Anyone else?!

Then they named it wrong, didn't they?

How about call him "Prince Scandrew"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shh, don't wake them up. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

🕊️🤭 My mom thought “Rhiannon” was, “Yeaaaah nuh” 🎶

I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.

Well don't I feel stupid

Time, the great healer.