Paid you back! Anyone else?!

Then they named it wrong, didn't they?

How about call him "Prince Scandrew"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shh, don't wake them up. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

🕊️🤭 My mom thought “Rhiannon” was, “Yeaaaah nuh” 🎶

I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.

Well don't I feel stupid

Time, the great healer.

New list of medieval dog names just dropped.

I accept!

Thanks, human.

It's about half/half.

At least three people have died after heavy rain and severe flooding hit southern New Mexico on Tuesday. Local authorities in the village of Ruidoso said a man in his 40s, a four-year-old girl, and a seven-year-old boy were killed after being swept away downstream by “unprecedented floodwaters.”

It's on Sky in the UK. #WellingtonParanormal

Ha! And some of you thought I wasn't cool!

Ireland, The Moon is Upside Down is now playing for a limited time, in theatres. www.irishtimes.com/culture/film...

A little glimpse at ROGUE TROOPER. Jemaine Clement as MR BRASS & Matt Berry as MR BLAND. I got to work with so many brilliant funny people on this film. Can’t wait for you to see it!

As someone whose paper round money went straight to buying 2000AD (The Galaxy's Greatest Comic), it was incredibly zarjaz to be asked aboard ROGUE TROOPER from @manmademoon.bsky.social

LONDON, UK. Friday and Saturday. Hear Deacon's origin story (UN)LIVE from one of my favourite performers, Johnny Brugh. Soho Theatre. #WWDITS fans need to get in fast!

Four Favorites with M3GAN 👀  M3GAN 2.0 will be released in theaters on June 27 via Universal Pictures

Theory: the caller thought it was a fake Irish accent and joined in, then thought 'uh oh, they're still doing it, they're actually Irish' and both of them were pretending to be Irish the whole time.

The most London thing I've seen today.

Make it a double feature!

London #WWDITS fans, you can see Jonny Brugh live as Deacon The Vampire: UNLIVE at the Soho Theatre June 27 + 28.

I am honoured.

Just in time... www.popularmechanics.com/science/a648...

Because growing up he thought food was brought to people by their butlers.

This was how 50% per cent of teachers were in the 80s. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ashburton...

Happy birthday, Joseph!

Ummm...

YOU HEARD ME!

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

LONDON, UK. DEACON THE VAMPIRE starring Jonny Brugh (Un)Live at the Soho Theatre. #wwdits Two nights only. sohotheatre.com/events/deaco...

Suddenly it makes sense why he's attacking Harvard. He thinks it's Harlem.

No comedian thought this.

I don't think they have smartphones.

Good to see they finally got the cape length right.

In a turquoise tube!

Checking out the MCU movies starting from the first one.

“Hi, I’m Elon. Can we be friends? Will you be my friend? I’ll give you a Cybertruck, I promise.”

I think what the kids actually want is Darryl the storage facility manager, comes with his own set of keys and a storage unit!

Not a lot of people know The Emperor was a kiwi. And an absolute gent. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/m...

Pretty sure this isn't Woody Allen but a waxwork of Woody Allen.

lmao getting fact checked irl

Twitter still serves an important function in the social media space (seeing fully grown men angry about Snow White)

Someone should use moody orchestral music that reveals itself to be an old pop song in a movie trailer.

I can do this. I think. interestingengineering.com/innovation/m...

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

Seeing this reposted by lots of rats.