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Perfect casting for this
www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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Jason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My Bike
Jason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more.
https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/jason-statham-to-play-jason-statham-in-jason-statham-stole-my-bike-from-david-leitch/
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The Onion
17 days ago
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️
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Gary Le Strange - Is My Toaster Sentient?
YouTube video by garywhicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQHsN6SwnA&list=RDFrQHsN6SwnA&start_radio=1
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I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:
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Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
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Means we'll probably be deported.
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26 days ago
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Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸
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27 days ago
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Sub Pop Records
27 days ago
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
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You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.
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It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.
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about 1 month ago
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Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.
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As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.
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about 1 month ago
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For those who celebrate...
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about 1 month ago
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Love this!
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about 1 month ago
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Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!
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about 1 month ago
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Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
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Loved Spinal Tap II! So many great jokes. Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
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What does this say?
about 1 month ago
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I think the second part is the bigger news.
about 1 month ago
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This looks exactly like my setlist
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about 1 month ago
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The Reindeer Centipede 2025
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I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
about 2 months ago
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To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
about 2 months ago
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Yes! The post I made worked then.
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about 2 months ago
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I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
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about 2 months ago
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This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
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about 2 months ago
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I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
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Business class passenger jailed for 20 months for stealing another person’s bag
Prosecutors say the man targeted an Azerbaijani couple whose luggage contained items worth tens of thousands of pounds
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/singapore-airlines-jail-stealing-luggage-b2889909.html
about 2 months ago
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Patton Oswalt
about 2 months ago
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Yeah, what a mystery...
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about 2 months ago
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Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.
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about 2 months ago
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I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:
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about 2 months ago
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Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.
2 months ago
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Maybe he's just trying to get rid of his wife and kids.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
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Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/us/politics/trump-immigration-citizenship-denaturalization.html
2 months ago
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Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6.
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
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Rob Reiner Movies Ranked by Tomatometer
We rank all movies directed by Rob Reiner, including 'This Is Spinal Tap', 'The Princess Bride', 'When Harry Met Sally...', and more.
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-reiner-movies-ranked/
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shauna
2 months ago
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Bill Barnwell
2 months ago
I'm at the combination
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You're not crazy.
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3 months ago
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This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.
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3 months ago
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Duncan Jones
3 months ago
I just saw something
@westonfront.bsky.social
did for... *cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough* -And it's GAAAWGEOUS!! 💪😍👍
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Paid you back! Anyone else?!
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4 months ago
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Then they named it wrong, didn't they?
4 months ago
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How about call him "Prince Scandrew"?
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What can the King do about Prince Andrew scandals?
What sanctions could King Charles apply to Prince Andrew after the latest claims about links to Epstein?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04q4v64q05o
4 months ago
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Shh, don't wake them up.
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Scientists unearth a 112-million-year-old time capsule filled with ancient insects
Researchers have unearthed South America’s first amber deposits containing ancient insects in an Ecuadorian quarry, offering a rare 112-million-year-old glimpse into life on the supercontinent Gondwan...
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/10/251011105524.htm
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♬ λUŦUM₦ ♬
5 months ago
🕊️🤭 My mom thought “Rhiannon” was, “Yeaaaah nuh” 🎶
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I've always thought she was singing about a one-winged dove. I had a completely different image in my head.
5 months ago
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Glen
5 months ago
Well don't I feel stupid
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Time, the great healer.
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