hope she’s having a good day 💖

it followed me home can I keep it? (seriously tho if we close on this house and I can actually make a workspace I have so much fuckin gundam I want to buy and assemble)

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state. … Checks out.

Iran is currently playing against a toddler who doesn't realize their controller is not plugged into the Xbox.

I'll say it again, one of the worst things this rampant push to cram "generative AI" into everything has done is make people suspect bright kids of cheating when they're just nerdy or bookish or neurodivergent, sanding down their unique edges to fit into people's lowered, homogenized expectations.

getting a white band on your wrist at the hospital that says 'doll risk'

We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.

i don't know how to parody this anymore

Minas Morgul

You Want Clarity! You Want Focus. You Want To Be Driven By A Strong Yearning. Our Pills Will Redefine Your Outlook, You'll Be Sapphomaxxing According To The Nice Tall Lady We Buy Them Off. Don't Know What That Means But Sounds Great. Zero Voice Changes Guaranteed. A Fountain of Youth In A Pill!

sorry

Corrupted Alice - My version Please reskeet if you like it 🥰

Michel Foucault: The most completely vindicated thinker of the 20th century?

*shaking hands after a game of Magic* Them: GG Me: Good Girl to you as well!

cannot believe I look like this and still have to work for a living. one more meeting. Just one more then I'm done.

my skip manager is currently reading LLM-generated rhyming couplets. the collapse cannot come soon enough.

New transition goals just dropped

mild makeup annoyance: having a lash lift makes it very hard to get the liquid eyeliner brush in there without getting any on my eyelashes.

one more day of summit meetings. here we go.

Looking back the film Her was actually way too generous about people turning insular with a sycophantic ai

IT'S CALLED AN "INVISIBLE DISABILITY" BECAUSE WHEN WE MANAGE OUR DISABILITIES WELL, PEOPLE ACT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE THEM

gnight, bskies. we'll get there.

There are girls who are just the right combination of fucked-up and self-actualised that being really, vindictively (consensually) cruel to them is genuinely good for them psychologically, and I just think that's beautiful

"my son turned out fine" ma'am your daughter doesn't have an unified self and feels more kinship with matrix multiplications than people

Saw this in Dublin last weekend, it's a delightfully weird movie. 😁

“You need a detox” NO YOU DONT THAT SHIT IS A GRIFT IF YOUR KIDNEYS STOPPED WORKING *THEN* YOU NEED A DETOX AND THATS CALLED DIALYSIS A PERSON WITH HEALTHY KIDNEYS DOES NOT NEED TO DETOX

sure we’re enjoying a good natured laugh at lil dude’s expense but this would actually be such a cool way for t-shirts to be. motorcycles and pies. nevada and baseball. autumn and judaism. i could go on

2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

One of the big challenges of DID is learning to trust these other parts of you, because they're you. And that can be hard when they sometimes do things you might not approve of. But the brain-bending truth is you both do and don't approve of it, and that's why parts of you are in conflict

we all know I have no life, so:

You were devastated to hear the news about your hair stylist, Vinny. It’s normal for people to get a new job. You just thought you would’ve gotten a notice due to being Vinny’s regular. But from what you hear, he was already replaced last week. You felt only he could get it right.

There’s something really funny about Google listing them like this, muppets style like Taejo is the only live action character

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

'sit back while the magic happens...' — windows 11 installer remember when installing software was like 'please wait. installing system files...(17%)'. we should go back to those times honestly. i don't want software, especially os, being chummy with me.

Owlcat's writers are cowards for considering this a problem, they should have doubled down and added more cannibals

kitchen table polyamory implies that there is also a bar fight polyamory

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Repeating "I am not 'supposed to be' anything" to myself like a mantra

honestly, all-day meeting summits are one of the few times I'm happy to take the on-duty pager bc it gives me an excuse to keep busy the whole time instead of steadily dissociating into an amorphous bundle of noise. anyway, I love this blouse.

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING REBEL 1 ACTION!

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

fun fact: at one point I dated a woman named June and she married a trans guy named August, and they nicknamed me July because sometimes I came in between them

Welp. There's a counteroffer on the house. Upped our bid, but we definitely have a ceiling.