I'm gonna be honest I don't actually give a fuck if bsky fails bc jay hates trannies or whatever I got bigger problems than the fate of this place but it is really weird that the people who are paid to care about that don't seem to be doing their job

showing lil sis the mre guy on youtubes

bunny

what's wild about the waffles thing is they're pretending people are mad about them "wanting to make social media a nicer place" while what we're actually upset about the way they protect people and organizations who are hostile toward and dangerous to trans people by ignoring their TOS violations

it's not depersonalization if i come to the entirely logical conclusion that I don't actually exist

this quote dunk could have been a DM

This has to be trolling, surely?

shirt that says GOVERNMENT SLUTDOWN

If I have to go, let me go like this 🐇✨️

yeah this is definitely how the CEO of a social media company should respond. it worked for Elon right

bouncing on it is not enough I need you to punch me in the face

one of mamdani's secret weapons is being a handsome young man who dresses up so nice

Every cable news discussion of Mamdani treats him like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and then cuts to an image of a man who looks like he was designed in a lab to lead all four grandmas at a wedding in the Cupid Shuffle

so can I get away with calling the entire US military faggots like Hegseth just did or can that only come from uberalpha hypermale coke sniffing alcoholics covered in crusader tattoos as a protestant

guys when their girlfriends threaten to break up with them if they don't get their shit together

it's beyond time to reclaim troon

saskatroon is this anything

FOUND IT

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.

the House of Habsburg-Lothringen was kind enough to have shared their superior DNA for the GOP Ladykiller Cloning Division

these people are bitchmade as fuck

Yeah I have BPD; Backordered Pussy Disorder

it’s burger time

🌸sfw agere only kink dni🌸 You think you’re fuckin better than me?

no joke though all I gotta do is engage them in some gun talk for a few minutes and they no longer give a fuck that I'm trans

we could eliminate years of right wing brainwashing by sitting random country boys down with beautiful trans women and make them bond over their shared love of PBR i tell you hwat 🇺🇸🦅

tbh it is extremely funny for emma watson to be like "there is still good in j.k. rowling, I've seen it" and predictably get "no there isn't you TRAITOROUS BITCH" right back

Barney is FED UP.

I'm doing the creed voice in my head (bc I'm in public)

telling my nieces and nephews this is mr beast

who tf is hearthfox

🔔You are just [1] traumatic event away from becoming Vengeful Ghost!

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so either dems acquiesce and I lose my healthcare or the government shuts down and I lose my healthcare, income, and possibly housing. cool cool

they showed us bart simpson's dick before they showed us marge simpson's boobs this says alot about society

i need to fuck an elf unprotected ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

in the depths of that which holds the heart of highest wise, where you eye you plucked in elder years long past away. You piler of stones, I know you, nith, your names and skin, who made the earth from ettin's flesh, who made mankind for middle earth from drifting wood on deepest seas.

killer of earls, who stole the mead of mind and song and gave to the gods, and gave to ents, and gave to elves, and gave to men, but kept for himself the kingly share, that selfish one. I see you down by the well that sits 'neath winding tree that makes our world, our middle earth, looking deeply -

The wonder worker, the one-eyed god, the giver of tongues and giver of runes, the skinchanger and skinner of men, who scatters the snake that sneaks within our blood and bones and brittle flesh, who drives men mad and makes them wroth, the frith-breaker, the faggot god, the corpse-keeping -

vintage dudes rock moment

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

concept: mr t4t. he pities the fool who ain’t bouncing on it

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards