Wait, is there really a rumor going round that another Tolkien Magic set might be on the horizon?!?

I just wanna say @tolariancommunitycollege.com really is a very kind, genuine person. He could send me a box of Homeland boosters, and I would be ecstatic at the generosity of that action. If you really don’t want the Nintendo, just go with the Spider-Man Magic cards, jerk.

So happy that @quivertime.com got the thumbs up from WotC to produce these. Here’s to hoping they get more licensing opportunities. I’d love a Ron Spencer Sliver Queen Quiver! 🤍💙🖤❤️💚

If I was a betting man, I would say “Put me down for $50 that WotC & Nickelodeon are announcing Universes Beyond: You Can’t Do That On Television.” #MagicTheGathering #Nickelodeon

What I need from Magic: The Gathering- Spider-Man…

Right-Wingers jock Carlin, and honestly, when they do it’s telling to me that they never actually watched a Carlin special in their lives. Everyone who has ever watched Carlin knows he would have tarred & feathered those pig-f*ckers.

I have to admit, when I first heard there was going to be a Magic/Play-Doh collab, I got a bit heated. Then I learned that it was for this year’s Extra Life, and that the proceeds benefit the Children’s Miracle Network, and I was like “Oooohhhhh… That tracks, and should be applauded!”

My therapist: Hurt people hurt people. My 9 lb. chihuahua pom: Hurt people! Hurt people!

Happy Sunday. Were a week out from Spuder-Man MTG. My local prerelease is $50. What are y’all’s area prereleases looking like?

XMen First Class. Days of Future Past. And now half of Dark Phoenix. By these film's power, combined with a huge burrito and some horchata, I did this! It's everything. I present: De La Sol Ring. 3 Feet High and Rising.

Really don’t know what to say, but waking up to a family member threatening you physically over Charlie Kirk wasn’t on my Bingo Card. I refuse to relent my stance on the matter. Fuck Charlie Kirk, and Fuck his Juggalo Death Cult.

@hobbesq.bolasgang.com, meet Cello Goblin. He’s entertaining at my crib, tonight.

Currently, in my Living Room…

Thing that is happening in my house tonight: some Oogle Punk accoustic musician who wears a pointy hat and shoes and yells in a funny voice is performing in the front of my home to a bunch of smelly kids with skateboards, and this is A-OK with me…

Happy Wu Wednesday to Charlie Kirk… youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE

Sharing, without context. #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Sometimes going to work is hard but loud Iron Maiden on the way there helps

merry and pippin introducing gandalf on their podcast as "friend of the shire"

Fun Fact: shitting on others for enjoying the new Spider-Man Magic product will not improve your sex life. In fact, statistically, it’ll likely hurt your sex life. Let the kids have fun with their toys.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

ITS MORBIN TIME!!!!.... .... On a solid limited card....

A Labor Day poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If unions didn't work, why have our government and oligarchs waged multimillion dollar campaigns against them for decades, breaking their own records to stop the people from realizing they have unleveraged power over their employers?

Hell yeah

Happy Labor Day to all my Hard Working Ass-Busting Leftists & Socialists working their fingers to the bone for luxury cardboard and to take care of their fur family. Solidarity and Love… ✊

@mrdogodude.bsky.social They did it… Those bastards actually did it!

CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH (1986)

So, for my more experienced Magic collector friends out there, I have questions about one of the variant Spider-Man printings… 1. Ballpark, how expensive will this version of Venom and similar variants in this style going to be, in comparison to the basic and other variants? (Cont.)

Manifesting… #IYKYK 🍊🤡🔫

Well, the hardest part is behind me. Probably the most insane and brutal move I’ve ever had to do. I will be resting, recharging, and setting goals today.

I'm looking for work, part time or full time. Basically I want to make your stuff look good, be it newspapers, magazines, shirts, games, sticker sheets or ice cream packaging ✨ I'd love it if you could share this post. If you want to work with me, please get in touch.

Post a movie GIF from the year you were born.

Apparently, Norm MacDonald’s spirit escaped hell, and has possessed the body of Tom Cruise, in order to pursue his nefarious goal of telling 9-11 jokes…

Why is it always fucking Mississippi?

Oh snap, it’s @hobbesq.bolasgang.com birthday?!? Happy Birthday, Goblin King!!!

“Effective immediately, we will no longer use Generative Fill or any generative AI tools in our design process for Magic: The Gathering licensed products.” = “Yeah, Hasbro slapped us on the wrist. We’re We still using AI.”

Hi, BlueSky admins. I’m a cis caucazoid man. I hope that J.K. Rowling finds the Lament Configuration, opens it, and summons a gang of Cenobites. I hope those Cenobites do unspeakable things to her butthole & face with chains, fishhooks & razors, for her transgressions against marginalized humans.

What were your first 3 sets, and what do they say about you? Mirage Tempest Fifth Edition What they say about me? *Hits Blunt “Guys, Third Wave Ska and Insane Clown Posse are gonna be great music selections, forever. Like British Invasion and Let Zepplin!”

One time I went to a nice Italian restaurant and the side dish was smooth broccoli and it reminded me of that horrible night when I saw Godzilla’s dong

Somebody in a hip hop news comment section said “I wish the Game, Jim Jones, Soulja Boy, Benzino and Drake would all hold hands and skip backwards to hell”, and as a lover of the culture, I have never felt more seen in my entire life.

Y’all, this entire moving and packing thing has really punched me in the nethers of my mental health. I’m using humor to cope, but I am feeling a massive L in my life, right now.

Bugs is back! Post your favorite bug!

Ayo @moderation.bsky.app, seriously, #FreeBugs. bugsmaytrix.bsky.app. She’s one of the few people on this site who’ve been genuinely kind & supportive of me, here. If you uphold her ban, I will walk, and recommend others do the same. 💯

Dr. Phil is an inhuman piece of shit, and maybe one of three “celebrities” I would actively consider trying to catch outside.

15 Films to get to know me… Evil Dead 2 Repo Man Monty Python & The Holy Grail Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai The Monkey Howard The Duck Godzilla GMK Dark Star Where The Buffalo Roam Yojimbo Metropolis (1927) Spaceballs Jackie Brown Lair of the White Worm Miami Connection

Note: This was an actual Justice League story from the late 60’s.

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY Magic creature, which would you be?

Wild rabbits are growing tentacle-like growths on their faces and excuse me but I just want to READ Junji Ito comics, not live inside one.

Side Note: I, too, need a Dracula Flow T-Shirt in my life… #BARS 🧛🏻‍♂️

It's a good day to be a good person 🩵✨💜