NTFS

Traitorous wizard friends in my latest video: youtu.be/iTqcMTLKCNs?...

I'm live tonight watching the Playstation State of play! And Here's a bunch of redemptions that I've been creating that focus on the Office environment. These can be activated via front and back cam! Let me know if you have any cool ideas that I should add!!

If you haven’t seen Rizzo’s version of Blinding Lights in the new Muppet Show, you’re doing yourself a disservice. It’s amazing and I’ve watched it like seven times.

Look at that handsome fella

Getting old means eating an apple and then fighting for your life for the next half hour.

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Lorwyn Eclipsed technically releases in two days and the only thing I see people talking about is Ninja Turtles.

There’s something wrong with my Magic Arena account. I can’t purchase the Squen and Cragg card sleeves! @magic.wizards.com

At the prerelease, I cast Dream Harvest and hit my opponent’s Bloodline Bidding. I had no creatures in my graveyard.

Apparently the Companion app and the actual server is pretty borked. 50 people here standing around staring at a loading screen.

Me: Have you seen the sort of fetishy stuff in the Lorwyn art? Them: yeah, that foot stuff is wild Me: No, I was talking about the necks

Breaking MTG News! Pro Tour Coverage Team Fired! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMJ6fXM/

BEARS WIN! Can someone please call me an ambulance? #CardiacBears

TOUCHDOWN BEARS!

I’m going to have a heart attack. Go bears!

If this comment gets 1000 likes, Wizards pretty much has to do it, right?

Someone start a petition or something to get me a guest spot on this podcast. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThL5KAtg/

Does this work how I think it works?

Puppets and Magic the Gathering will never work

How much do you think Wizards paid the Jim Henson Company for the Lorwyn video? It has to be one of the most expensive advertising projects they’ve done for a long time, right?

Yeah, I’m not paying for Peacock Plus to watch a non-playoff NFL game with two backup quarterbacks.

This sucks. But I also called this back in July. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrsP7sP9/

Topping my Christmas tree with Fleem this year.

Me buying myself a booster pack at Target because I got up the energy to actually go to Target.

As the MagicCon Vegas creator badge emails just went out, it’s time for my friendly reminder that you should not feel invalid if you didn’t get selected. I imagine hundreds if not thousands of people apply for something that is like 150-200 slots. Not getting one does not mean that you have failed.

@bloodartist.bsky.social hey, looks like your content is being stolen on TikTok. Might want to report it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMkhhJn/

Hey @starcitygames.bsky.social, you need more monsters at these events! 😉

Scryfall’s search engine constantly reminds me how bad I am at spelling words. @scryfall.com

Reply with your ban predictions and what snacks you are willing to wager. I’ll go first: One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron

MTG charity auction ending soon! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGkgExx/

New shirt design! sullivanthemonster.dashery.com/products/830...

Another Monday, another flawless Secret Lair release.

Trouble with Secret Lairs?? (Foghorn Leghorn voice) Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!

youtu.be/lBFA8d8A9BY?... New bulk or busted featuring @sullivanmonster.bsky.social

Okay stores, it’s Nov 1st. WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????

The Kick the Cheat plush is back in stock and shipping now! Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

I have now put this in my official MagicCon Vegas application. Looking forward to nibbling on you.

Has today’s Secret Lair been better or worse than the one two weeks ago?

For those of you about to suffer in Secret Lair queue hell, as your bartender, can I get you something while you wait? 🥃🍹🍧🍿

Commander, but your starting life total is 50 minus 10 for ever my color in your commander’s identity.

Got my custom @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves in today

@nikachumtg.bsky.social hey, looks like a TikTok account is stealing your stuff? Might need a report. www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...

I used my free @dragonshield.bsky.social coupon from Atlanta to make some Dave from Legal sleeves.

MTG influencers, this you?

If you had trouble getting a secret lair today, I’d appreciate it if you comment with what happened. I’ll be compiling these talking about it in a TikTok later.

How awful are the “mutate” and “ninjutsu” mechanics if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set has neither?

Something something Mondo Gecko

A good Universes Beyond IP cannot save a poorly designed set. TMNT better play more like Final Fantasy and less like Spider-Man.

Today I executed plenary authority over the entire box of office donuts.