I will be giving away several “Magic Boomer” t-shirts at my Meet and Greet on Saturday (10:30 - 12:00). So stop by and put your name down for one (multiple sizes, up to 2XL).

Do we know if the Rapture is an AM or PM thing? I don’t want to make conflicting plans.

Like and repost if you can pronounce “acetaminophen”.

The only good Rapture is the one at the bottom of the ocean full of little sisters and big daddies.

Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire Day!

15 villains in my blue black prerelease deck.

I’ve accepted that I will never be on “Shuffle Up and Play” mostly due to the fact that furry monster hands make it difficult to 1) shuffle and 2) play.

Huge charity streaming event coming September 24th for Jim Henson's birthday! Please share! #charity #fundraiser #puppet #twitch #gaming #collab #sesameworkshop #jimhenson #puppetry #streamer #streaming #PEAK #REPO

When your Meet and Greet has zero meets or greets.

To make you old Magic players feel even older: I’m over on TikTok explaining to the zoomers what Blue Envelopes were, like I’m some sort of archeologist in a forgotten civilization. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6KJKVGV/

#NRGCHI Mundelein has a Special Guest! Get a photo with everyone's favorite Monster! @sullivanmonster.bsky.social will not only be attending the event in Mundelein but will be available for a photo op on Saturday from 1-2pm!

T G I Fleemday

Am I doing it right?

Need a monster hug? I will be at @nrgseries.bsky.social ’s NRGCHI event in Mundeleine this Saturday! Come say hi, get a pic or a hug, or take a video to show your kids how you play Magic with a monster sometimes.

Which of you sickos is trying to get the Fleem.bluesky.social parody account?

But they both look so delicious!

Apparently most people have never heard of the blue envelopes.

I created a quiz to see if you are a Magic Boomer or not, to promote a new t-shirt. How many of these do you know? www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6TR83cf/

Is this a costume at Spirit Halloween yet?

Deploying the National Guard for almost one month shifts and then not paying them for that time seems extremely on brand for the orange guy.

Through the Omenpaths is a terrible solution to an avoidable problem. If you can’t get the digital license, then maybe just don’t?

“Thoughts and Prayers” is a three word substitution for “We don’t care”

Emergency MTG Errata! Vivi has been determined to be too powerful for Standard, so in an effort to correct for this, WotC is nerfing him by changing his name to “Vv”. That’s like eleven less.

Why are we surprised that when a Collectible Card Game focuses mostly on the “collecting” aspect, that the “game” part suffers in relation?

Ever feel like a real Magic the Gathering Boomer? Well, I’ve got the shirt (and the bar) for you! See how many of these things you remember. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7914...

Fantasy Football is just a multiplayer auto battler.

“Are you a Texas Democrat lawmaker? Because I wanna lock you up and never let you go” 😉 (then we smooch)

Breaking News! The new head of the BLS is happy to report that over 2 million jobs were added to the U.S. economy in September.

I wish it was easier to find paper drafts at local game stores. I miss those.

Magic Boomers, I need your help! I’m working up a list for a project of things that have gone or been forgotten about Magic that only we boomers remember. What do you think of? Things like: banding, mana burn, DCI numbers, blue envelopes, Rebels, Eldrazi Winter, Hogaak Summer, Damage on the stack…

Nothing ruins a family vacation faster than Settlers of Catan.

I see #MTGxATLA and think MagicCon Atlanta. Is this just me?

I found a deck bag for CEDH players while on vacation.

Do people still make memes?

The prerelease for Edge of Eternities is in two days but Spider-Man previews are burying that. Does this make any kind of marketing sense?

From the Hasbro earnings report today. It’s UB forever now.

Oh great, now I have to hear Crazy Train 9 million times on the radio.

There are 49 days between the Final Fantasy Prerelease and the Edge of Eternities Prerelease. If 2026 has six sets a year too, that might break me.

Want to save money traveling to MagicCon Atlanta? Try this!

People arguing about the proper pluralizing of the card “Hare Apparent” in my video comments has been delightful. What would you say is the proper pluralization? “Hare Apparents” or “Hares Apparent”?

Would your political party rather burn food than feed children? www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

Reminder that the only way to really voice an opinion on how bad secret lair purchasing is, is to not in fact purchase those secret lairs. Your purchase is both acceptance and encouragement of the status quo.

Ren Faire time!

The first MTG person to cosplay a Labubu as Chandra or Jace wins a million awesome points.

i dont really have folks to play mtg with anymore but finding this monster's shorts have been nice i would go to more bars if the bartenders would chat me up with the hot mtg goss @sullivanmonster.bsky.social

“Compact Me to Zero, Daddy”

[A conversation I have on TikTok regularly] Content creator: “I wish I could be more successful and make more money! It’s so hard!” Me: “Would you like some advice, or do you have questions about any of this?” Them: “Nah, I’m good” 🙄

Locking in Monstrous Rage and Steel Cutter.

If you see this, post a monster.