TikTok has revealed to me that a larger portion of the MTG community thinks that a Peppa Pig Secret Lair would go hard. I’m afraid they might give WotC ideas.

You’re all going down, you red-carpet walking fancy pants Magic influencers!

What percentage of content creators do you think who were approved for MagicCon Atlanta were also approved for Vegas or Amsterdam? I’ve seen a lot of people saying the list for ATL is too repetitive, but that’s all just opinion.

I'm pretty sure this is how advertisers expect us to behave...

If you attack me with Wolverine, and I block with Black Panther, neither dies. Weird.

It’s interesting to see that Bungie has announced that they’re ending work on Destiny 2, so that they can immediately move on to ending work on Marathon.

Breaking Magic News! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBeVb9bd/

Me: “Hey babe, why did you call me Goblin Storm in bed last night? Was it that crazy?” Her: “No, it’s because you were done in less than 34 minutes and I left disappointed”

Nobody roots for your failure quite as hard as your own dog, watching you try and put potato chips in your mouth.

#MagicTheGathering's favorite monster, @sullivanmonster.bsky.social, joins us to taste test sweet and spicy packs of #MTG. youtube.com/shorts/i_cML...

What if a blue version of me showed up at MagicCon Atlanta for Reality Fracture? Or would people just think I’m Cookie Monster?

We are best friends now.

Parents at MagicCon! If you’re interested (and I’m available), I’m happy to be in a video you can she your children saying something like, “look who I played with at MagicCon”. Small children get a real kick out of it.

If you see Squen or Cragg in the wild at MagicCon Vegas, please alert me immediately!

I am excited to announce that I will soon be bringing you the next big Magic show, the spinoff you’ve always wanted: Shuffle Up and Puppet! (not really though)

Time to post my MagicCon info! I will also be giving away some T-shirts and @coolstuffinc.com tokens at my meet and greet, first come first served.

If you’re thinking about picking up some Secrets of Strixhaven collector boosters, see if you have a Microcenter nearby. Huge price difference from TCG preorders. #notsponsored

I’m hungry to play with the new Cinnabon Lands

SCHOOL IS IN SESSION! For the ULTIMATE MAGIC: THE GATHERING PARTY - NOW INVADING LAS VEGAS FOR #MCVegas It’s insane that we’re able to take the show on the road and share these good times with y’all! AND help the wonderful folks at @translifeline.org in the process!!! Get your tix NOW! ⬇️

What a way to find out I’m not protected by copyright.

I’ve had this. Recommend a little mustard.

My 3PM (Sat) TNMT release has nine people.

Well yes, obviously they got all used up in the Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease kits.

NTFS

Traitorous wizard friends in my latest video: youtu.be/iTqcMTLKCNs?...

I'm live tonight watching the Playstation State of play! And Here's a bunch of redemptions that I've been creating that focus on the Office environment. These can be activated via front and back cam! Let me know if you have any cool ideas that I should add!!

If you haven’t seen Rizzo’s version of Blinding Lights in the new Muppet Show, you’re doing yourself a disservice. It’s amazing and I’ve watched it like seven times.

Look at that handsome fella

Getting old means eating an apple and then fighting for your life for the next half hour.

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Lorwyn Eclipsed technically releases in two days and the only thing I see people talking about is Ninja Turtles.

There’s something wrong with my Magic Arena account. I can’t purchase the Squen and Cragg card sleeves! @magic.wizards.com

At the prerelease, I cast Dream Harvest and hit my opponent’s Bloodline Bidding. I had no creatures in my graveyard.

Apparently the Companion app and the actual server is pretty borked. 50 people here standing around staring at a loading screen.

Me: Have you seen the sort of fetishy stuff in the Lorwyn art? Them: yeah, that foot stuff is wild Me: No, I was talking about the necks

Breaking MTG News! Pro Tour Coverage Team Fired! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMJ6fXM/

BEARS WIN! Can someone please call me an ambulance? #CardiacBears

TOUCHDOWN BEARS!

I’m going to have a heart attack. Go bears!

If this comment gets 1000 likes, Wizards pretty much has to do it, right?

Someone start a petition or something to get me a guest spot on this podcast. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThL5KAtg/

Does this work how I think it works?

Puppets and Magic the Gathering will never work

How much do you think Wizards paid the Jim Henson Company for the Lorwyn video? It has to be one of the most expensive advertising projects they’ve done for a long time, right?

Yeah, I’m not paying for Peacock Plus to watch a non-playoff NFL game with two backup quarterbacks.

This sucks. But I also called this back in July. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrsP7sP9/

Topping my Christmas tree with Fleem this year.

Me buying myself a booster pack at Target because I got up the energy to actually go to Target.

As the MagicCon Vegas creator badge emails just went out, it’s time for my friendly reminder that you should not feel invalid if you didn’t get selected. I imagine hundreds if not thousands of people apply for something that is like 150-200 slots. Not getting one does not mean that you have failed.