Yeah, I’m not paying for Peacock Plus to watch a non-playoff NFL game with two backup quarterbacks.

This sucks. But I also called this back in July. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrsP7sP9/

Topping my Christmas tree with Fleem this year.

Me buying myself a booster pack at Target because I got up the energy to actually go to Target.

As the MagicCon Vegas creator badge emails just went out, it’s time for my friendly reminder that you should not feel invalid if you didn’t get selected. I imagine hundreds if not thousands of people apply for something that is like 150-200 slots. Not getting one does not mean that you have failed.

@bloodartist.bsky.social hey, looks like your content is being stolen on TikTok. Might want to report it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMkhhJn/

Hey @starcitygames.bsky.social, you need more monsters at these events! 😉

Scryfall’s search engine constantly reminds me how bad I am at spelling words. @scryfall.com

Reply with your ban predictions and what snacks you are willing to wager. I’ll go first: One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron

MTG charity auction ending soon! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGkgExx/

New shirt design! sullivanthemonster.dashery.com/products/830...

Another Monday, another flawless Secret Lair release.

Trouble with Secret Lairs?? (Foghorn Leghorn voice) Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!

youtu.be/lBFA8d8A9BY?... New bulk or busted featuring @sullivanmonster.bsky.social

Okay stores, it’s Nov 1st. WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????

The Kick the Cheat plush is back in stock and shipping now! Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

I have now put this in my official MagicCon Vegas application. Looking forward to nibbling on you.

Has today’s Secret Lair been better or worse than the one two weeks ago?

For those of you about to suffer in Secret Lair queue hell, as your bartender, can I get you something while you wait? 🥃🍹🍧🍿

Commander, but your starting life total is 50 minus 10 for ever my color in your commander’s identity.

Got my custom @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves in today

@nikachumtg.bsky.social hey, looks like a TikTok account is stealing your stuff? Might need a report. www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...

I used my free @dragonshield.bsky.social coupon from Atlanta to make some Dave from Legal sleeves.

MTG influencers, this you?

If you had trouble getting a secret lair today, I’d appreciate it if you comment with what happened. I’ll be compiling these talking about it in a TikTok later.

How awful are the “mutate” and “ninjutsu” mechanics if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set has neither?

Something something Mondo Gecko

A good Universes Beyond IP cannot save a poorly designed set. TMNT better play more like Final Fantasy and less like Spider-Man.

Today I executed plenary authority over the entire box of office donuts.

I’m going to need some MTG cosplayer to do a skit as Pam Bondi reading notes attacking other players Commanders. Any suggestions?

In an attempt to coming traditional Jewish American faire and classic Asian, I threw some leftover pastrami into my stovetop ramen. It was better than expected. (Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)

Spider-Man super cheap at Micro Center! Look at these prices. 👀

One of my favorite moments was meeting and getting a signature from @sullivanmonster.bsky.social Sully is a lot taller in person then I realized! Used my head as a table to sign my Autograph Book! Totally happened, trust me. 😂

It is Sullivan canon that I love Labubus. Deal with it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM6uwbDm/

If you saw a guest that you really liked at MagicCon, or did an event that you really liked, be sure to put that in the email survey when you get it. Positive comments (I assume) help to bring those events and guests (like yours truly) back at future events.

Next MagicCon goal: to make a video montage of me biting* every MTG TikToker I can find. *gently and consentingly

People don’t realize how tall I am (picture 2)

One of my favorite pieces of advice for events like MagicCon: Stay at a hotel that has a continental breakfast or breakfast buffet. Eat a lot before you go to the actual event. It will save you money and you won’t have to worry about scrambling for food in between doing fun things.

My meet and greet is at 10:30 at the Creator Central area, and I have a few t-shirts to give away too! And stickers!

Seven????

I should have set up some sort of charity donation for tonight’s MagicCon Karaoke, where if I hit it, I’d sing Cher’s Believe, in the fur. Should I take offers?

Welp, time to get shoved into a suitcase and fly to Atlanta! See you nerds there!

I will be giving away several “Magic Boomer” t-shirts at my Meet and Greet on Saturday (10:30 - 12:00). So stop by and put your name down for one (multiple sizes, up to 2XL).

Do we know if the Rapture is an AM or PM thing? I don’t want to make conflicting plans.

Like and repost if you can pronounce “acetaminophen”.

The only good Rapture is the one at the bottom of the ocean full of little sisters and big daddies.

Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire Day!

15 villains in my blue black prerelease deck.

I’ve accepted that I will never be on “Shuffle Up and Play” mostly due to the fact that furry monster hands make it difficult to 1) shuffle and 2) play.

Huge charity streaming event coming September 24th for Jim Henson's birthday! Please share! #charity #fundraiser #puppet #twitch #gaming #collab #sesameworkshop #jimhenson #puppetry #streamer #streaming #PEAK #REPO