My hot take: The Goblinstorm Secret Lair reminded me of the old Black Friday sales. The disappointing part is that there isn't footage of people beating each other senseless for Consumerism. (this is a joke)

Tomorrow join @donifmtgc.bsky.social and I along with 2 awesome guests! @skajohnny.bsky.social and @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social twitch.tv/filthymtgcas...

Who still plays one of their older precons?

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

I'm excited to be playing a game on stream this Wednesday with the lovely @donifmtgc.bsky.social and @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social ! Despite interacting with them bunches, this will be our first game together! Oh yea, and @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social might show up too. I guess he's okay. 🤣

It was my son's birthday today! Such an awesome little dude.

I'm having a rough week. Can someone give me a winning lottery ticket?

MagicCon bauble is on the way to me, thanks to @onemoregamemtg.bsky.social It's for my Daretti Precon. #preconscanbeprettytoo

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Back from Vegas, and many parties, poker, fancy dinners, and even some EDH :) Appropriately, tonight's twitch.tv/ogcmdr stream is many good old friends :). @steelcitysteph.bsky.social @arizonaangels.bsky.social and @skajohnny.bsky.social no less! Commander, the way it was meant to be played!

My buddy sent me this message, which I opened during a very serious work meeting. I have not had to slam the mute mic button that fast in a looooong time. 🤣🤣🤣

Feel cute, might stream later.

I'm planning on hitting the cEDH event at @facetofacegames.bsky.social Tour in Hamilton in about a month. I will also be trading in a load of cards in the hopes of a dual or more cEDH staples. Also I'm getting a card alter done by one of the artists! It should be a great day.

I didn't get to go to MC:Vegas (nor will I), but I had a pretty good weekend. Thanks for asking! 😏

In response to being told I need to build more decks of varying power levels, I responded - Why would I play decks I kind of like, when I could play decks I love?

Coming to a close on some fun weekend shenanigans. I'll be streaming some painting as I have a day off. If you're bored, come hang out.

Birthday pulls! On 3 Collector & 2 Play Boosters. The CycRift and Mana Sculpt are foil.

Birthday stream tomorrow at 7pm! Gonna crack some packs. Crack some beers. Crack some cedh games.

Yesterday I scrubbed out of my pre-release (2-2, no pull over $4). But I had a super fun stream with my guys! @reversalwizrd.bsky.social @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social and @tinyguy83.bsky.social Even though they all ganged up on me!! Imma do a Birthday stream on Thursday! Crack boosties and more!

Going live for the first time in ages. Come hang out! I'm doing my Once Upon a Galaxy Day 1 Tournament. Ask me about Strixhaven.

I bought myself some birfday packs of SOS. I'll rip 'em on Thursday. I'd say wish me luck, but we all know my luck is super bad. 🤣

Hey you... Yeah you... You have too many commander decks. Why not take some you haven't played lately apart? You can use those cards in decks you like more. Or even build a new deck. I know you like building decks. Source: Trust me bro.

Be there or be moderately uncool!

For my birthday this year (April 23rd), you can donate to the "Johnny needs Strixhaven Collector Boosters" charity. Goddamn this set looks good.

Do this. I'm not consistent enough to dub myself a creator. But you are! I have faith in you! I would love to see more friends at these events.

So @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social has FUZZY playmats now and I told them I wanted to show them off... So they sent me a bunch of things to give away! Want a soft Derpy Cat playmat?! ✅ Follow ✅ Share ✅ Comment your favorite Nerd Gear product! Winner selected on Friday 4/10 at 5pm EDT (📦🇺🇸only, sorry!)

Fun things to do on my birthday. This year: Wait one day for Strixhaven to release. Next year: Spaceballs 2 is supposed to hit theatres. It just goes to show I was born on a good day.

I am so super pumped for this tonight! We would love to see ya all!

"Now it's time to show that I'm alive." - Millencolin

St Patty's mini glow up. One version I did in 40 mins the other I took a couple hours.

Got some games in for a local pauper league I joined. I went 2-1 in matches.

Busted out Jolene tonight because I haven't played her in a while. Got the Dub through a Flare of Duplication'd Jeska's Will and a turn. Not exactly elegant, but it worked.

I've been off of Bsky this weekend. What'd I miss?

"Were goin out tonight feeling alright, far from the grind just for one night" - The Planet Smashers

I KNOW there are 21 of y'all who haven't tried this yet. Do it. Get that $5 card you've been eyeing. I have 21 $5 coupons left for new Mana Pool accounts. Snag one. Send this to your LGS group chat and have them snag one. Maybe your grandma wants one? Idk. Use 'em! 👇 manapool.com/promo/steelc...

Perpetual mood.

A friend of mine reached out today to let me know they aren't doing so hot mentally, and wanted to hang out. He's coming over Friday to paint some minis. The fact he reached out is a big step. If you're hurting, find a connection. We are better together. #betterdaysmtg #betterdayswarhammer

I saw Arsenal was trending, and I was disappointed to realize it was the football club and not the MTG format. @arsenalmtg.bsky.social

My Favourite commander is Jolene the Plunder Queen. And because it's St Patty's Day, I wanted to share with you that she would punch the leprachaun and take their gold. What would your favourite commander do for the leprachaun's pot of gold?

I'm pretty sure my online playgroup has a list of niche interactions and weird semi-staxxy cards labelled "Johnny Bullshit." And I couldn't be prouder of myself.

This week on Chattergang we welcome @steelcitymtg.bsky.social! Steph and Brad bring their couple charisma everywhere they go in the Magic space. You're bound to learn something watching these two. We know we did! open.spotify.com/show/4btchCp... youtu.be/lVQsJ8BymLs

Painting and beer kinda night.

While it's Mar10 (Mario) day, this day has always been important to me long before Mario existed. It's my Dad's birthday! Happy birthday Old Man!! (He doesn't technology so well, so he won't read this... but it's the thought that counts hahaha)

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Gave away my worn Quiver and a couple deckboxes to a young guy who was carrying decks in a plastic bag. 😳 Glad I had the foresight to bring it.

LGS for commander! First time in a long time. It's fun! Get out and socialize

"My friends are fucking awesome, and we'll keep on doing our best, even though our lives are a mess." - Big D and the Kids Table

I've come down with a bit of a cold. Been sleeping a lot. Hopefully it's only a 24 hr bug.