And @skajohnny.bsky.social for not drawing our first match and beating ass w.Jolene.

Took my car to a chain shop to get my tire fixed. They dead-ass told me to my face that my tire was perfectly fine. My sweet brother in the gods, I am a broke cheap motherfucker. Do you think I would bring you my tire to fix if it wasn't fucking leaking? Additionally, they broke my wheel lock key.

New deck just dropped! Now I've got 6 decks.

That deck tweaking/building stream I was talking about earlier? It's happening now. There will be arts and crafts.

After last night's bullshit, the tire holds air. But I'm done with the weekend. Next stop, the beach.

Tire went flat while driving. No spare. Drove on the rim to the closest gas station right by a tire shop. Dad was nice enough to bring me a spare. Wrong size. Tried air in flat tire. Couldn't find leak. Put old tire back on. Left at gas station. Will deal with it tomorrow.

Also have My Little Ponies: The Galloping 2 Non Foil for $140 + shipping. Paypal, Venmo. Cash App. DM or post if interested. Shares appreciated. Thank you. #mtg #magicthegathering

Heads up! I'm going to be doing a deck building/tweaking stream this weekend. Not sure when, but keep an eye out for me.

Remember, friends: Complain and you shall receive.

Jolene feels a lot better with the cards added from MSH. It was only 3 cards, but it feels like such a difference. Maybe I'm over-exciting myself.

To brighten up your timeline with some cuteness... Here's an otter. Fun Magic the Gathering fact, over half the Otters in magic are also Wizards.

Happy Father's Day to all my fellow popses out there. I hope you have a great day! I'm heading to a BBQ with the fam, littles in tow.

Happy Juneteenth ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

Saving Private Ryan. Matt Damon is the actor, the rest are Muppets.

Magic Themed EDM: Untap, Upkeep, Dubstep.

Explain your @ The short version exactly what you think. But there is a longer contextual story to it.

My good friend built his first Commander deck from scratch (Kirri, Talented Sprout). Yesterday, we went to my LGS to play where he got to try it out. He had fun, and he said his deck worked better than he thought! I'm really stoked for him. Now he's planning on coming to CommandFest in Toronto. 🥳

Who's adding me to a group chat, and what are you naming it?

Post a cartoon you remember that nobody else remembers

I swear I have a Relic of Legends somewhere. Can I find it? No.

Ever have one of those ideas where you have it, and you can't believe it took you that long to think of it? That happened last night. I wanted to cannibalize Alania to turn Kinnan into a Real Boy™️and then I was like "why don't I throw the proxies I'm replacing into Alania?"

Well, that event didn't go as planned. cEDH was cancelled. Trade-in was short for a Trop. The alter hasn't happened (yet). Highlights were definitely my 2.5 hour game with friends. Slogfests are easier to swallow with good people. And the Trini food I had nearby. That shit was 🔥🔥🔥.

I am excited for tomorrow. 🤓

@facetofacegames.bsky.social tour baybeeeee. Any Canadian cedh teams/creators want to get down on helping some legally distinct Learn to Play event for this weekend! Im working on getting decks to lend!

Day of MTG! Talking about a project with some co-conspirators. Then Commander and Pauper League (in paper tm).

This was cut out of a group pic from last night. I fully give permission for any MTG artists to use this as a reference for a card.

My son scored his first soccer goal last night. He was so excited he did a chest bump celly with a teammate. And my daughter's team has a combined 5 goals in 2 games, and she's got 2 of the goals, and assisted twice! #prouddad

As I was driving back from the store there was a gaggle of geese, 3 adults and about 2 dozen younger ones. They decided to cross the main street. At the crosswalk. They even waited for the light to turn. I would've got a pic if I wasn't driving.

"I’m unionizing because I love my workplace culture, my coworkers, and the game that we make. Unfortunately, Hasbro leadership has shown they are far less invested in those things than we are."

I had a friend from highschool. He sent me white nationalist propaganda. When I said "Seriously, you're sending me that shit?" He replied "Yes. To wake you up." That person got cussed the FUCK out. Called names & blocked. Johnny don't play that shit - if he were truly my friend, he'd know better.

I forgot to do the silly go live here, but that stream went way longer than expected. Also way better than expected. @playgalaxygame.bsky.social has made a pretty fun little game.

Once Upon a Galaxy tournament stream coming in about an hour.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Toots and the Maytals The Specials The Selecter Bad Brains Cultura Profetica Bedouin Soundclash Oreskaband Jello Biafra The Aggrolites The Planet Smashers

We are 🔔LIVE🔔Now what do I play? @donifmtgc.bsky.social @skajohnny.bsky.social @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social

Signed up for cEDH in Hamilton. Should be a fun time!

My hot take: The Goblinstorm Secret Lair reminded me of the old Black Friday sales. The disappointing part is that there isn't footage of people beating each other senseless for Consumerism. (this is a joke)

Tomorrow join @donifmtgc.bsky.social and I along with 2 awesome guests! @skajohnny.bsky.social and @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social twitch.tv/filthymtgcas...

Who still plays one of their older precons?

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

I'm excited to be playing a game on stream this Wednesday with the lovely @donifmtgc.bsky.social and @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social ! Despite interacting with them bunches, this will be our first game together! Oh yea, and @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social might show up too. I guess he's okay. 🤣

It was my son's birthday today! Such an awesome little dude.

I'm having a rough week. Can someone give me a winning lottery ticket?

MagicCon bauble is on the way to me, thanks to @onemoregamemtg.bsky.social It's for my Daretti Precon. #preconscanbeprettytoo

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Back from Vegas, and many parties, poker, fancy dinners, and even some EDH :) Appropriately, tonight's twitch.tv/ogcmdr stream is many good old friends :). @steelcitysteph.bsky.social @arizonaangels.bsky.social and @skajohnny.bsky.social no less! Commander, the way it was meant to be played!

My buddy sent me this message, which I opened during a very serious work meeting. I have not had to slam the mute mic button that fast in a looooong time. 🤣🤣🤣

Feel cute, might stream later.

I'm planning on hitting the cEDH event at @facetofacegames.bsky.social Tour in Hamilton in about a month. I will also be trading in a load of cards in the hopes of a dual or more cEDH staples. Also I'm getting a card alter done by one of the artists! It should be a great day.

I didn't get to go to MC:Vegas (nor will I), but I had a pretty good weekend. Thanks for asking! 😏