This is asexual for “I had sex”

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Just in time for MTGSOS!

"What you feel in your heart towards the series is almost entirely irrelevant. What matters is what you do, because J. K. Rowling is out there doing a lot of things...Nothing is adequate to the situation except the truth. There is no way to watch the new Harry Potter show subversively"

I absolutely love 17776. It’s not on the internet it’s /of/ the internet. Highly highly highly recommended.

This is every type of Philadelphia man

Happy Trans Visibility Day. I'm Emmara, I'm a Puerto Rican, Trans Content Creator. I've been lucky enough to be able to participate in my favorite hobby as a CC the past couple years. Thank you to those of you who have supported us all & stood up for us.

I SEE YOU TOO, BLUESKY.

Hey Marvel - i have a crazy idea Give boots riely howard the duck

It's time for more selling myself! You get: a live-in butler (and caregiver if needed) that you're paying via room and utilities I get: a safe place to live and try to rebuild myself from the ground up - I ask I have enough space for my bed and desk, please Able to move after July, anywhere in US

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Phillies are back on their bullshit huh

Important baseball content

It's finally live. Go watch it and tell us if the wait was worth it 👀 Amazon : www.amazon.com/live/video/0... YouTube: youtu.be/kwWwXoPnA_U

Hey there, Alex Goldman here, podcast guy for life regardless of the connotations of the word podcast, asking you to support my show @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social because I think we make worthwhile (occasionally, dare I say, "important") stories about the world.

I'm going live NERDS Twitch.tv/brujajagaming

I was talking about an erect penis

The one xe stayed awake for while the surgeon snaked xer femoral artery to place a device in xer heart. AWAKE and had to be told to stop cracking jokes so the surgeon could focus. Absolute legend 🖤💖🖤

Mind you, there was no monitor so I couldn’t hear myself. Video by @muellershewrote.com youtu.be/ivVdPre_Ncc?...

I was watching #Fallout and thinking about everyone's S.P.E.C.I.A.L. This is what I think some of the character's builds would be in a Fallout game (pretend they're not in Fallout Shelter). I broke it down by max stat, secondary stat, and dump stat.

My favorite #Fallout76 name of the day: WeefBellington

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRON GO BUY THIS SHIRT EVERYONE

That’s my badass baddie 🥰🥰

I don’t remember why we are celebrating it but happy (belated) day to @hobbesq.bolasgang.com

I am LIVE with @novicegamergirl.bsky.social, @masqued-corvid.bsky.social, @gozariangoods.com for #DnD! Twitch.tv/brujajagaming

She brings her little toy to bed all the time 🥹

Im live, ya nerds. Twitch.tv/brujajagaming

Being a Millennial of a certain age, I listened to a LOT of The Offspring as a young person. Tell me how it wasn't until today when "Don't Pick It Up" came on random shuffle that I put it together that the ska song on the pop punk record is a joke track including a ska-meme-style "don'tpickitup"x3

I am spoiled

Who up Baldering their Gates with @brujajagaming.bsky.social 2 nite?

Rare morning stream still ongoing! Send pickles

For the time being, we'll still need to buy medication to help him stay comfortable. We're gonna keep this gfm up until.. well, until that's not the case. bsky.app/profile/indo...

BIGFOOT BIG LOOT

HMM YES-Early indicators of sales and interest is indeed LOW, but allow my overwhelming intellect and reasoning SHOW you how unfounded your, simpleton mindset of mindless dislike to this product that, I-the bastion of fairness and reason, UNdERSTAND that is actually indeed good for the game.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Watch my pal Amy kill it in the new video for the band he’s in (@futureteens.bsky.social) right now. youtu.be/KY1d05K3hqI?...

Pantlaza needs it.

Awhile ago, WOTC spoke about their ideas to bring more women into Magic. THE Amber Glenn is right here. Just have her hold a pack of cards.

I did the absolute most with this clip www.tiktok.com/t/ZThVtyWs5/

WE ARE LIVE FOR DND Twitch.tv/brujajagaming

Is this what they mean by “it’s turtles all the way down”?

Hiya! It's @magiconline.bsky.social Day with the Breakfast Club @bearclaymore.com @onemoregamemtg.bsky.social & @bobbiechristine.bsky.social! Our theme this week's game is Flavor Text/Magic Story. I'll be telling the story of Omo, who I waited a long time for. Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder 9pm EST

Chat is redeeming nuke drops come through

Halfling Ranger, call them Cub Grylls

Thank you for the shout out! I’ve got a whole starter pack! ✊🏾 go.bsky.app/TgnS1Md

@gozariangoods.com and I made dino chicken nuggets, French fries, and Brussels sprouts for dinner. We watch the 1998 Godzilla. We made cheesecake stuffed strawberries. Happy Valentine's Day 🖤

I need everyone on the internet with me tonight to think about the fact that Godzilla has a cloaca.