Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨

Good for you Mark 😂

Its friday night baby lets get to slurping

Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!

Innocent

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

$207,000 in debt because he doesn't have insurance

So, skeptical of a screen shot from Twitter, I went through and translated his actual speech myself and it goes WAY HARDER THAN THE SCREEN SHOT SUGGESTS he mixes in the history of Colombia into the drug cartels and Bernie Moreno into Jeffrey Epstein, it's wild, wild stuff

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

new little guy alert

my man hitting em with the "ehhh heh heh heh"

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

I fucking knew it.

I'm a sexual worker (not a sex worker, just a regular worker who is sexual)

😭 IG newberlinlibrary

Live footage of the Turning Point USA Halftime Show:

Who was in their 30s and 40s when the civil rights act passed?

(watching a population vigorously oppose subsidizing the welfare state while also maintaining one of the world’s largest prison systems) these are people who love to be free

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

a few small beers

🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like

not to get too political but look at this

Every day they're coming up with new ways for going on the computer. The future is now

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

Blue is a menace

So bleghssed

*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

godspeed i guess,

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Me explaining to my friends that, no, it is actually them that had seven 12%abv beers and shouldn't drive home

Right now I'm Being Teen

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

I'm now a humon baby.....