If the Devil is __ Then, God is __

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Happy Halloween!

Turning on game 4 after staying up until 3 for game 3 and suffering through a hazy day of work

same

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Robot umps now and also fire the human umps. Baseball cop motherfuckers.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

When Americans are talking about the ads airing during the World Series

George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

Chills, eh

"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."

those dog costumes where it looks like they have person arms, gotta be a top 10 human achievement

I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time

The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the ALCS

This is incredible camera work

me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

What a king. May all the people in ford-voting areas w pathetic “slow down” signs on their lawns make no connections between what they see & voting preferences. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

imagine actually writing the sentence "Hamas propaganda lines such as 'stop killing children'"

This guy actually has it pretty sweet

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!

“Nearly a third of Gazans had not eaten for several days, the U.N.’s World Food Program said this week.”

“Let me tell you what this Supreme Court Decision ACTUALLY means” - guy who gets all his information from a YouTube channel called PowerfulSeinfeldKnowledge

The lesson from New York is we should all have ranked ballots. The people yearn to RANK. We want to RATE and SORT.

The My Temperature Body 🤝 In the 30s but feels like 45

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56

Latest report from the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) calls on the US to "act now to end the violence or bear witness to the annihilation of the Palestinian population in Gaza." www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...

if you see david cronenberg three times in toronto you get a free limb

This is an excellent collection of words. Too many people try to say “dangerous demagogue” and stuff like that which, while accurate, imbues her with a kind of unearned power and dignity when she’s really just a fuckin loser doing loser shit

Me: *immediately disappointed by my baseball team* [sadly] we back.

ICE can deport green card holders for engaging in and/or inciting terrorism. Trump will likely use this to justify the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil without a warrant They've chosen him as their first victim because the Dems are unlikely to defend him They're testing the water. They will do this again

Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol’s ingenious NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE is a relentlessly funny time-travel epic that just about killed me. #SXSW

They adopted a posture of total submission and it bought them precisely nothing. A lesson for the Trump era www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...

The dog in "Hudson & Rex" should be named Hudson, because he should be first billed in the title.

"I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working." -- Trump, last week