(First day pimping) Wow, this is easy!

If you're a Democrat and you confirm someone who refuses to unequivocally say "Joe Biden won the 2020 election," you should lose your job.

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

The only minority that our political system protects is the wealthy.

Roberts is now the most effective white supremacist leader in over a century, with Trump in sec. The two of them show how how conservative leaders have been this way for decades (actually centuries). Trump is new in style but not substance. Same old white supremacy.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social you don’t have to title your emails “this email is more important” I get your emails sent to my work address, they’re always more important than my clients

dudes rock

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

dems are not perfect but they got this guy out in the span of a weekend, while the republicans made Hegseth the secretary of defense

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

We really sent the guy who couldn’t pick out donuts.

I have never met a "logical centrist." There is nothing logical about "centrism," at all: It's just finding the "moderate" position and claiming it *bc it's centrist/moderate.* What's logical about that? In what way does that forward best practices in policy or do the most for people's lives?

Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

Speaking as someone who is *definitely* going to hell, "The lord only speaks through big naturals" is an objectively hilarious statement.

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

easy bucket

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

AHHHHHH JAYSON TATUM PUTBACK DUNK FOR HIS 1ST BUCKET BACK!!!

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment - dont believe anything the govt says about progress - no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war - the war needs to be ended - the media is not your ally and they love war

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?" Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

TGIWFWTD (Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil), everyone

Santa Cruz, by Peter Doig, 2025

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

Should have known Indiana would win. Miami has a Beck. Indiana has a Becker. They're comparatively superior.

GOOD GOD KAYSHON BOUTTE

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

We had a good run

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Bruce Wayne arguing against M4A on Christmas so everyone thinks he sucks too hard to be Batman.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Drake Maye calls game.

Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop