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it’s a new month time for the MARCH INVOICES column it’s a list of the new movies i watched, along with how much i paid to watch them and an invoice for if anyone owes me any money back this batch includes Project Hail Mary, The Housemaid, and more goodmovie.substack.com/p/march-invo...

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here is an essay on Misery (bates! caan! reiner! a sledgehammer!) this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/misery

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in honor of Project Hail Mary we brought back our ryan gosling book 🚨 A REAL HUMAN BEING — Dissecting Nine Essential Ryan Gosling Movie Roles 🚨 grab your copy today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/product/a-re... includes essays on Drive, The Nice Guys, and seven other gosling movies

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your sunday long read 5K words on the michael bayest movie to have ever michael bayed goodmovie.substack.com/p/armageddon

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all these essays are written as timestamped notes i took while watching the movie here’s one from Armageddon

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hey listen i love elijah wood and morgan freeman but between armageddon and deep impact one of those movies was the number one movie on the planet and also was nominated for four oscars and also is a part of the criterion collection and the other movie is deep impact

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if they make Armageddon five years later he gets WAY MORE screen time

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here is an essay about Armageddon this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/armageddon

few things in life more frustrating a than playing stellar defensive game in FIFA against your teenager and then giving up a goal in the 87th minute i’m about to flip a fucking table over man fuck this shit

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new once-a-month column it’s called INVOICES it’s a list of the new movies i watched, along with how much i paid to watch each one and an invoice for if anyone owes me any money back this batch includes Scream, Crime 101, Send Help + more goodmovie.substack.com/p/february-i...

here’s one of the entries come check out the rest

new once-a-month column it’s called INVOICES it’s a list of the new movies i watched, along with how much i paid to watch each one and an invoice for if anyone owes me any money back this batch includes Scream, Crime 101, Send Help + more goodmovie.substack.com/p/february-i...

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