Unbreakable is a GOOD MOVIE here is an essay about it goodmovie.substack.com/p/unbreakable

the One Wish Willow from OBSESSION held a press conference goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf... this is the most important thing i’ve ever written

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here is an essay about Nope this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/nope

tomorrow at GOOD MOVIE

yup — all the winners were notified and the hoodies have been shipped 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

here is an essay on Fury this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/fury

tomorrow at GOOD MOVIE

if only there was a way for people to know what i wrote an impossible problem with an unsolvable answer

i have exactly 100 Happiness Points to dole out to knicks players here’s who gets them and how many each player gets goodmovie.substack.com/p/measuring-...

Go read @sheaserrano.bsky.social’s great article about Desperado!!! open.substack.com/pub/goodmovi...

here is an easy about Desperado this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/desperado

@sheaserrano.bsky.social: “His decision to attend Game 3 of the NBA Finals will do for the game what his participation in seemingly everything does: make it actively worse, in one way or another, for everyone else involved.”

i wrote about Game 7 goodmovie.substack.com/p/the-seven-...

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hello i have a new project i spent a year working on it it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade it’s out today here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase buy it today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/product/hard...

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@sheaserrano.bsky.social gives you another fantastic read this Friday. I am going to post a dumb picture of me in front of the Scarface hotel. open.substack.com/pub/goodmovi...

my beloved @kentremendous.bsky.social has a new book that just came out called Big Fan he co-wrote it with the equally brilliant @joeposnanski.com you should buy or you should go to hell here’s a link that’ll automatically order it from the indie bookstore nearest you bookshop.org/p/books/big-...

carve it in stone

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phillip marlowe is my favorite ever book character

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that’s so dope

One of my top 5 favorite films and an essay from my favorite writer. What a glorious Friday!

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no the blind box only lasts until the 26th after that everyone will see what the secret new project actually is

it’s time

thanks homie 🥹🥹🥹

Gorilla Force is an incredible guess it’s wrong but it’s still incredible someone should write that

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here is an essay on When Harry Met Sally its free for everyone i took the paywall down even the comment section is open to everyone this time this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/when-harry...

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he is RUINING my life

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that would actually be pretty cool

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no

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be brave don’t be a scared little baby

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