We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

sundays are for the boys

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

It smells seasonal as shit up in this bitch

Nice

> MRW the luminaries of Ruby on Rails and Next.js make back-to-back unforced errors (I am an Elixir shill)

Elixir v1.19.0-rc.2 is out! The last release candidate before v1.19 is here — and the community’s feedback is key before the final launch. This version brings significant improvements, continuing to push the boundaries of what’s possible on the BEAM. elixirforum.com/t/elixir-v1-... #ElixirLang

lol it’s this guy

Hey bksy, I’m on the look out for my next project, I’m an experienced Elixir dev (> 8 years commercially, and > 10 years of Ruby before that + I'm still the maintainer of RSpec), very familiar with Phoenix and LiveView, and have enough CSS / JS knowledge to approach projects from a full stack angle.

if somebody wants to give me a lot of money, i promise to make something utterly and completely useless

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Everything i know about bari weiss has been against my will

Yes

Worker owned social media when

Did the podcaster bribes get frozen in the shutdown or what

some dork in a kitted out 4runner thinks i don't know how to poop

You can get a lot of fiber, fruit, and greens into your body at once if you make a one-time blender purchase (and commit to a life of being "smoothie guy")

Panini-pressing my dick and balls "wavy flat" with the eponymously used George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine

Finding the most unhinged shit I can find on this site to QRT with "So too shall I reach Long Island City one of these days"

uh oh

Smoking on that shit that makes you go to bed at 9pm

if any other american president “went missing” for days at a time to smoke weed and play video games they would instantly become a beloved slacker icon. but I guess your trump derangement syndrome won’t let you enjoy things

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

big ol bottle of kefir straight up churtin the gurt

god people pulling the "um, being anti-AI makes you a bigot" thing reminds me of thorne melcher crashing out over NFTs a few years back. it was fine to be anti- garbage tech back then and it's fine now, you can't trick me with word games lol

One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan

making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to

feeling seen

I‘ve been in seclusion working on a song about Travis Kelce’s dick and balls, time to check the news

show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic

Bonkers sunset out here tonight

tired: it's always DNS inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight

I regret to inform you that these actually whip ass

Dude I fuckin love listening to music

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

Well don't I feel stupid

Shit, nobody told me Good Luck was back!!! wearegoodluck.bandcamp.com/album/big-dr... #musicsky

Man the bass riff on this opener really gets me every time. What an album algernoncadwallader.bandcamp.com/track/hawk

i have written a single form which governs every interaction a person might have with the government by concatenating every form the government produces into a PDF 1.3 petabytes in size

I'm in love with these cups

New album 10.31.25! 10 songs about cults, failed criminals, low level mobsters, and two degenerate gamblers who finally hit it big. Big guitar pop rock that we recorded live in the room together. We wanted to make something fun to play and fun to listen to, we hope you have fun with it!

Wagyu vape

MARV!!! Analog video art created with Home Alone on VHS and a circuit bent video enhancer. #videoart #glitchart #vhs #cyberpunk #scanlines