tonight's episode of joe frank

Even if you don't know sports at all @parkermolloy.com has valuable perspectives to help you rise above these chaotic times, plus reflections on the Chicago Bears flaminghydra.com/issue-496/

frozen broccoli at trader joe's is like 20% shake

okay that's it you're outta here

Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked. When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.

Incredibly gross how the Strib is describing this woman. Exactly what bearing does her dating philosophy have on the issue at hand?

every year the city of Chicago should organize a to-scale recreation of the Blues Brothers car chase. I mean if you can do a nascar race surely you can do this

Hi darlings! Trying to raise $150 to cover what I haven't been able to make doing delivery. This will go to keeping my storage unit open while I'm still unhoused. CA: $margotlaine Thank you🖤

girlgender

co — star is telling me "you can't fix marie glusenkamp perez"

And now whereas Woke did lade you with a heavy yoke, Woke 2 will add to your yoke: Woke hath cancelled you with whips, but Woke 2 will cancel you with scorpions.

Finally got to the Bruce Goff show at the Art Institute. Highly recommended if you want to see some stuff like no one’s done before or since.

Got my Grandfathers old typewriter from my mom yesterday, it's an East German Erika 10 that was important and qwerty modified. The carriage drawstring needed retensioning but it seems to be in working order after getting that sorted out (with the exception of missing key caps)

According to Illinois Sunshine, the Corey Oliver mentioned here also co-chairs the Neighborhood Building Owners Alliance PAC. They’ve written checks to: -James O’Brien, who is running for HD-13 -Paul Kendrick, who is running for HD-12 -Patrick Hynes, who is running for county assessor

kitty cats

honey have you seen my skincare products?

Gandalf, literally singing the praises of Chicago

Canada scores FIVE in the first end of the mixed doubles curling match against Italy

"Haunted" #IceOut #IceOutComics

why arent graham crackers free

it's 2026 and we have workbooks and everything now, i'm pretty sure it's fine if max just has sex with his ex how complex could it be really

got fired from cook county assesor fritz kaegi's campaign for proposing the slogan "baby when he aims he hits"

dr. dick seems well qualified and many patients appreciated being saved by him from various monsters aliens and dracula but his clinic itself seems to get mixed results at best. i think i'm going to look elsewhere

The Purpose of the Democratic Party Since 1980 Has Been Defusing Salience-Driven Activist Power They Believe Had Lost Them the Suburbs

🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US. Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records. Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

so i used animorphgenerator.com to make this but i wasn't satisfied so i spent an obnoxious amount of time making this in photoshop. graphic design is my passion

part 3 pre-order/crowdfunding on feb 9. only another two hours of movie left to shoot and then we can release it :)

Commercials should be broadly illegal.

There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!

so there i was selling leather pants in the ozarks...

*sees lesbian mercenaries in a video game from the 2000s* looks like Merc Yuri is in Retro Game

chilaquiles pronounced "chill ACK will ees"

fwiw, i know several people in different parts of the US that have recently tested negative for all the things but report being completely debilitated by a cold. not sure what that's about other than: wear a mask and don't spread viruses of any kind!

bleeding out on your couch platonically

this campaign was wild

every1 please rememebr to practice good safe opsec

eat them up yum

Fascinated by this extremely beat-up school library castoff from the LFL typeset like it’s a free verse poem about mantises

turning a big dial taht has no label, constantly looking back at the audience with no discernable facial expression

NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:

Me, Myself & Stendhal Vase of Tulips, 1914 https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15988

every house you understand has a keeper

Here, hopefully this can help.

Things that appear in this thread: - a fake railroad - a type of police officer who can only make arrests in cemeteries - changes to state law - a police force whose sole task is to guard a playground - a notable soul singer - another fake railroad

To behave like "a blindfolded man catching sparrows", or "a blind man groping for fish", to be crude and careless, to indulge in verbiage, to rest content with a smattering of knowledge - such is the extremely bad style of work that still exists among many comrades in our Party, a style utterly

Remember that midnight raid in Chicago supposedly to arrest Tren del Aragua members? Newly revealed court docs show that the raid was facilitated by the building owners who are now accused of using the raid to evict tenants. DHS never mentions TDA in their filings: www.propublica.org/article/chic...

"we have neither an HR department nor a legal team"

found the address of the warehouse: 8719 Mississippi St, Merrillville, IN 46410