welcome to pod save germany. we’re here with gay activist ernst röhm to talk about why we should be more thankful to the paramilitary veterans who rescued bavaria from communism.

i just keep hearing this quote in my head

Oh look, there are renderings. The Versailles jokes make themselves. Also, this architecture firm should be laughed out of existence.

sorting misc images on my laptop and

don't even think about what's right or wrong, or wrong or right cuz in the end it's only you and me 🩷💚 #lesbian #monsterhearts #oc

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.

there should be a comedy series about a committee put in place after a communist revolution but they're all randomly selected people to avoid the creation of a new political elite and it's about them learning to get along while also handling major infrastructure reforms

is this comic based on something

Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

If you don’t stand up for trans people when they’re alive then using their death to push your policies looks like cheap exploitation:

what the fuck are you talking about, she made a whole community of friends online and was stabbed to death by two of her classmates

*child is murdered by bigots in broad daylight* Labour: now is the perfect time to expand the surveillance state

The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814

As a federal employee who believes in insane conspiracy theories, Mulder now has a cabinet position and Scully has been fired for saying the 2020 election wasn't rigged

Oh hell yeah!

I was just thinking that this is like. Narratively speaking, the ONLY thing that can happen

You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”

substance abuse is a significantly underreported driver of this administration's behavior

they should give trans women 500,000 dollars

Give trans women money.

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

At last we have created the Voight-Kampf test from the famous film/movie “Androids Will Probably Try to Kill You if You Do This Shit to Them Constantly”

My humble request would be that all those U.S. journalists who spent the last week credulously reporting on Trump's "success" in the Middle East simply because he gave a grotesquely premature victory lap unanchored by any actual accomplishment retire permanently from the practice of journalism today

I've watched this 100 times and I plan on clearing my schedule so I can watch it 100 more

oh it's been too long since there's been a good Heist™

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

it's fascinating that the american government is shutdown and the federal government is uh... doing forum raids

you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked

hacking the self-service kiosks at mcdonalds and teachign them how to love

a top 10 blocked account within five hours lol

Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through

if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules

every friday i take time to handwrite a letter to the mars company in my own personal stationery politely suggesting what other things they could put in m&ms and every time they overnight a response signed by every employee telling me to go fuck myself

I hate these people but I gotta admit a giant statue of Prometheus actually goes hard, especially because the project will inevitably be canceled and go unfinished and then we'll have an unfinished statue of Prometheus as a monument to these people's hubris and that is so poetic

The controversy over the Mouthwashing nendroid isn’t surprising since I had to accept a while ago that you can make the most compelling, empathic story of abuse and marketing will still find ways to turn that pain into a thing you can buy for fun

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

claire but she and leon swap places

A lot of people are quoting this and saying that being Catholic means you have to listen to the Pope even if what he's saying is tough but he didn't even say anything tough, just "sometimes being poor isn't someone's fault so don't blame them" he's not even saying to do anything

this james cameron interview with the coastguard is so fucking awesome

not only does Gary Larson still have the juice, it seems to have only gotten stronger

i know i’m mostly yelling to the choir/void here but i really hope that any dem suggestion of keeping ICE is reacted to like the psychopathic suggestion it is. it can’t be another repeat of mumbling boilerplate about reform and then tossing them even more money