THE MEME IS REAL

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period." Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹

Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today

We live in andor times now.

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

When *squints* Karl Rove is the voice of reason…

easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"

I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...

Yeah this has outstripped the post-9/11 frenzy even, especially when you factor in that the entire country was genuinely traumatized by 9/11 while most people didn’t know or care who Charlie Kirk was

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

"Charlie brought debate and discourse to campuses" dude he was 31! you're supposed to keep moving up in the world, but he just kept yelling at 19 year olds about FBI crime statistics. that's absolute pussy shit. that's like staying in Low-A for 13 years.

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

Something I have no memory whatsoever of doing but has become lore among my friends is that in October of 2001 I told my friend's dad to get over 9/11 because it was "over a month ago"

Remember that when Luigi allegedly smoked a CEO and the media did this same act (including Kirk, if I remember correct!) but people were all "naw that was funny we stan our assassin king" and the media eventually gave up. The full court media/politician press doesn't work when people hate a fucker

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Please enjoy this photo I recently received of me (age 4 probably), my brother and my cousin meeting Dale at Disneyland in 1991 maybe? Don’t think I’ve ever been happier than knowing in this moment that the Rescue Rangers are real and also my friend. Also, proof that I’ve always smiled like this ☺️.

In 2019, Kawhi Leonard made demands of the Toronto Raptors that line up “almost perfectly” with the terms of his apparent cap-circumvention deal with the LA Clippers. Among other things, Kawhi pushed for a $10M no-show job + ownership in the Leafs. Bombshell reporting from @brucearthur.bsky.social

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Dug into the archives of my Peace FM days to find this from the 2014 Chetwynd International Chainsaw Carving Competition. Terrace, BC’s Jeorg Jung’s carving “I’ve Got Your Back”. Iconic. RIP Ken Dryden.

Please help me. I’ve been watching The Phantom Menace for 26 years straight. I’m on my 100,482nd rewatch. My captor won’t let me go until I notice one weird scene. Every time I think I’ve found it, he says “no, not that one.”

surrendering to spooky season

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

when Mark Carney said we were going to invest in national projects again, I thought that meant season 5 of Being Erica

remember that one hockey twitter schmuck who was afraid to leave the San Francisco airport? anyway,

One interesting thing about Superman (2025) is that because it doesn’t show the origin story for any of the characters, starts in the middle of the conflict, and jumps straight into fantastical things like kaiju and pocket dimensions, it’s the closest a comic book movie has come to this post

David Brooks: wearing a Mets hat might just save our democracy: defector.com/david-brooks...

tidy lil Sunday at the thrift

Nice little Marketplace score to add to the collection.

wound up spending $600 here because the salesman was very emotionally manipulative

I’m in a commercial that launched this week, which is pretty neat if you ask me.

Oh, so you agree? AEW is the biggest wrestling company in the world. How interesting,

A very fun chat about a hugely important night in wrestling history, and a great night personally for me as someone who had Row 3 floor seats to watch it all unfold in person. It’s a big week on the Brain before All In Texas and I’m glad I could be a part of it, check it out!

Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist

Congratulations to New York City the home of the famous water for pizza dough

I dunno, frankly insane that we were bullied into silence about a genocide and I don’t think we should be bullied into silence about the same state actors bombing a new population of civilians and starting a major world war

John Lithgow should not be playing Dumbledore, John Lithgow should be playing a thinly-veiled take on this guy who gets killed at the end of The Beekeeper 2

Canucks brass checking out the historic Sky View Tower as a potential practice facility. Located above the H.R. MacMillan Space Centre in beautiful Vanier Park with a gorgeous view of the city, the team would love to revitalize this area after a failed restaurant venture in 1968.