NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (I’m cooked)

Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.

behold, the correct answer bsky.app/profile/jack...

If you "can't punish teams for losing conference championship games" obviously conference championship games have outlived their usefulness

Last 15 min of Phantom Island were just awesome. The family aspect of college teams gets lost in the conversation sometimes, thanks for the strong reminder @itsfelder.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

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I’m not even a dad, just a very proud uncle, but the last 10 min of Phantom Island from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social had me tearing up. Thanks for the insight and wisdom

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Diego Pavia

Diego Pavia, Mexican college football legend

Damn, ESPN is out for blood. VOLUME UP.

I'm fucking mad, man. This should not be happening! We should not have to worry about getting a face full of tear gas while going to grab a hardware store hot dog. The concept of "better go to the elementary school early, in case the weirdo cops try to harass children" should not be a thing!!!

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

This rooster, by nature of being pedigreed, somehow escapes classification as poultry? Yet he struts around and demands chicken-type amenities, and awakens the farm noisily at dawn as he pleases? Curious.

Love to see Dabo employing the classic Boomer Mom technique of countering any criticism at all with “I guess I’m just the worst mom ever!”

It's whatever sound Dr. Gorst used to torture Bix Caleen in S1 of Andor.

Wrote about the week. How the shooter's ID didn't appear to matter to ppl. How the discourse takes place in very same spaces that incubate/perpetuate hate & violence. How shooters now know that their acts will be flattened, analyzed, argued over & amplified. How all of this feels so dark & poisonous

reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well

La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport

Best thing about being a subscriber is you never know whether you’re gonna laugh or cry. You just show up and find out

I WAS JOKING

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

For those who don't wanna go over there

A reminder for weekends this fall:

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

let’s see how camp at vmi is going

Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Off the streets today @normcharlatan.bsky.social

as bubba said today: they don’t matter

VICTORY FOR BUBBA 🏆 Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Bubba Wallace becomes the first Black driver to win on Indianapolis Motor Speedway's oval, taking the Brickyard 400.

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

They drinking Caipirinha and tagging your wife

New Yorker Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein.

one of the foundational beliefs of modern conservatism is that the government is conspiring against them and they are not going to let a little thing like being the government get in the way of that

my mom has been dead for two and a half months now and hasn't actually said those words to me since like the Clinton Administration and even typing them was triggering

Once more with feeling

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.