roy cooper when it’s time to win an election in north carolina

STILL TRUE

🚨🚨 Attn: @dennycarter.bsky.social our woke NASCAR king just made history by winning the first 3 races of the year. Woke 2.0 in full swing

Tomorrow's competition meeting

@cjzero.bsky.social can we get the electric finish at Atlanta in the O'Reilly Auto Parts nascar series? Adam Alexander almost passed out on the call

Guys being Dudes

put it in the Louvre

Attn: @dennycarter.bsky.social Woke 2.0 just claimed the Daytona 500

He heard there was a sport where petty was king and said sign me up

Doing just fine

May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life

Bad POTUS

skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose

“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

Me on Bad Bunny's beautiful joyous halftime show and why it is legible to everyone, no matter what language(s) you speak

in 2026 the Bad People Lose

Unidos somos América.

'it's already uncrusted, he can't uncrust it any farther'

Fr tho

yes, we’ll potentially alter the Super Bowl matchup because one of the Big Boys who legally assault each other said mean words for too long. Give me a break.

Big question I had coming into conference championship Sunday — Could the Broncos stay competitive long enough to prevent even more throngs from flocking to local theaters to see "Melania," many for the second time? So far, so GREAT

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

he ain't lie

did nascar really bring chase elliott and chase briscoe to make the announcement that the chase is back

operating under the assumption that you’re exempt from violence just because you’re currently choosing differently than those who’ve already been affected is naive at best and horrifically holier than thou at worst.

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (I’m cooked)

Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.

behold, the correct answer bsky.app/profile/jack...

If you "can't punish teams for losing conference championship games" obviously conference championship games have outlived their usefulness

Last 15 min of Phantom Island were just awesome. The family aspect of college teams gets lost in the conversation sometimes, thanks for the strong reminder @itsfelder.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

PhantomIsland.Show

I’m not even a dad, just a very proud uncle, but the last 10 min of Phantom Island from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social had me tearing up. Thanks for the insight and wisdom

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Diego Pavia