"officer feared for his life" did he see his shadow, did someone frown at him

me when @yungskrrt.com is flipping loops from subs

we finally finished courage the cowardly dog on awall512's stream and I graded every episode based on how satisfying it was when Eustace got hurt/killed/eternally tortured. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

what if megarich movie star actors didnt take commercials from actors who need them

john wick was a four movie act about the repercussion of killing a sweet puppy and it was not a long enough series

The movie Zoolander is older than the department of immigrations and customs enforcement

watching beekeeper is making me want to replay hitman so bad

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

Full episodes of Behind the Bastards will be streaming on Netflix starting January 26! Hit “Remind Me” on Netflix so you don’t miss the premiere 📺👀 @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

my favorite part of parabellum is most of nyc being an assassin or in on it and it's just part of the world building. no excuses, no explaining. lets go im in.

“I’m proposing a bill that redirects $75 billion from the people who harass and kill minorities to the people who harass and kill minorities”

Pissin like on top of the truck. Like, the hood. Link in bio if you wanna see the rest of these crazy interviews!

i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at patreon.com/quorators

this cat has ridden more horses than me

yall remember the epstein files

a chicken with hormone pecs large enough to crush god:

Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself

medusa: i don't think this is working me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little medusa: we could just watch netflix me: this has never happened before i swear

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner

Look at my opposition party bro, we're all gonna die

remember when charlie kirk died lol

When the discussion definitely was a good one

showering up with man bodywash for men, eating a bowl of man cereal for men, driving to work in my 9 ft tall man truck for men, typing into man excel for men, coming back home and walking my man dog for men, getting a call from my mom that my man mom for men died, making funhimeral arrangements for

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

best austin powers impression (clip by @fluffle.town )

january 6th elmer fudd voice “you wascally babbit”

we don't deserve bunnies www.instagram.com/reel/DM01RKz...

a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person

woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about

Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat

in french they call drinking water "the little drowning"

今日も1日おつかれやま〜 #イラスト #色の日 #おつかれやまね

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

2019 cover of The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me #itysl

i hope the hell in a cell redditor is having a really nice day.

Walton Goggins slowly moving his hairline forward. He knows he has to slow walk it or too many of us will notice.

Look here now - this hairline? Is static. Non-moving.

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Somebody is about to throw the worst party of all time.

holy shit. '“the cases include those of 32 defendants sentenced to death.” Of these defendants, 14 have already been executed or died in prison.'

smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me