Zuko was so much happier when he stopped trying to please his father

@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are

Haha, You Clowns

"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."

ME, IN THE MATRIX, HAVING DISCOVERED I CAN EFFECTIVELY SLOW TIME TO A STANDSTILL BY DINT OF PICOSECOND AWARENESS, BEING SHOT AT WHILE IN BULLET TIME: *leans back until laying on the floor and takes a lil nap* :-)

maybe i am going insane

June says hi

Alice loves Chunky B

put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right

yeah this seems like a good use case for llms

Tech bros are SO obsessed with coming out with things that already exist and calling it disruption. It's all just tacking subscription models (and now AI) onto the sides and corners of things with duct tape. Parasite class mfs

God between this and the em dashes. All. AI. Does. Is steal from humans. So it uses what humans use. Trying to read tea-leaves like this is a dead-end. Don't Lizzie Proctor people for their writing. THEY are the ones being imitated by AI.

this was the original tweet

how it feels to

I've decided to become Condescension itself 🙌

let him hold you

check. mate.

Dear Nightreign teammates: please hold still when I’m trying to de-worm you during Sentient Pest 🫠 (if your poison gauge fills you get an egg on your head, this is targetable and can be attacked/destroyed! It will remove the poison!)

@dropout.tv @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social if we dont get michael winslow on this season with the noise boys what are we even doing

menthols are proof that lungs have tastebuds

kash patel always looks like he doesn't want a close up magician to know how scared he's getting

I went to ebay and typed in "half life game of the year edition" and scrolled down until I found a CD for sale. Thanks, Seattle thrift store!

FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO MEGABYTES? I'm not made of hard drives, Valve!

THE BEST DUKE NUKEM GAME IS DUKE NUKEM 1 FUCK 2 3D IS... GOOD FOREVER IS... NOT A THING CONSOLE GAMES ARE NOT DUKE BUT THE BEST IS 1

@electrolemon.bsky.social cool special preview, glad you're releasing it on @dropout.tv. best subscription I own. get a subscription and watch demi's new comedy!

if i could replace my farts with a sound itd be the yoshi '*mlem*'

toilets rule

Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us

Okay this is super weird because I just got an email saying 1000 people voted to put me in the Time Out Chair? What do you mean I have to sit here an entire week or the timer gets reset? Why is Supernanny here?

amazon is pretty excited to keep showing me the trailer for a movie about a 50 year old dude gaslighting a teenager into fucking i love commercials

@samreich.bsky.social @gamechangershow.bsky.social @dropout.tv what'd we miss in the edit? Rulette lands on Prompt, wiggles up to Rule, and in the very next scene Rule now says Modifier? Did yall just throw out the Rule?

sam reich is a madman that cannot be stopped

@dropout.tv just finished catching up on Game Changer season 6 and god DAMN Ratfish is such an incredible 2-part episode. (sign up for dropout nerds its cheap to try and worth it to keep)

@tornis.tv you made it into an internet comment etiquette video where erik is shitting on youtube's ai changes

Survival tip: if you ever get attacked by a wild animal just start jackin’ it off

it is wednesneigh my dudes

Installing slurpee Linux on my dad's pacemaker

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

The dam has burst

That’s grimes. He made an ai grimes.

i think tomorrow i will impersonate a police officer (do nothing at work and bitch about it later)

BURGER PLACE EMPLOYEE: Quick, lock the takeout window. He's back again. ME: (tapping the Anton Chigurh bolt gun slowly against glass) I ordered the kiddie patty on a 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 pretzel bun.

kal-el…krypton’s scientists and engineers are the greatest in the known universe…but without a japan of our own we have no means to create the jrpg…learn from them kal-el…you are landing less than 30 minutes from a community college that will let you audit intro to japanese

I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid