if jeremy strong doesn't say "sweet baby ray's" in social network 2, i walk

You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music

You hear the footsteps on the stairs. A voice in your head, not yours, warmer and friendlier and louder screams out over and over. The Puppeteer. The Puppeteer. The Puppeteer. It's time to light the lights.

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

Congratulations Xbox

Just when i thought i was out, @richardkadrey.bsky.social pulled me back in (on Nov 17th!) www.amazon.com/Audible-Devi...

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears welding goggles and he’s afraid of balloons

me and who

HUGE if tru

Wow lol. I thought they were memeing, buuuuut nope. :0 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strauss... (click Samuel Belzberg) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_...

He got his career started after he left a corporate job and bought a comedy club where he could perform, as you do when you are a struggling standup

jurassic pork,

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

If you go into your settings there's an option to have it remind you to add alt-text to your images. Maybe go turn that on.

*youth pastor voice* You know who else is a threat to national and economic security

The final boss has emerged www.ft.com/content/693d...

How we used to have to buy weed

thank you for the detailed alt text 💜

hey i saw you on Fartr the app for fucking farting

Float Fuck Friday

Stephen marche is a fucking loser

Biblically accurate Gozer

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Okay Youtube go ahead and give me ads for that Good Shit for once

This guy would slot so perfectly into a Knives Out movie

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

Had to do some searches to confirm “Richie Sambora PlayStation game” wasn’t just a phrase from an odd dream

whatever man Sure let me login with wetdry world who gives a shit

listen here you weirdo fuck, you try to fuck tha eyer toler in the ass he'll shut down them straights of whore muse

Moms love to order ketchup from someplace called ketchupdotcom, while dads like to buy their ketchup in hardware stores, this is why their marriage works

Just for understanding: So they do NOT apply DLSS5 to 3D objects & textures _before_ rendering the image, but it's just a filter applied on top of the rendered image? Comparable to taking a screenshot from a game, uploading it to some 'AI' slop tool and telling the 'AI' to make it shittier?

I use claude code in a terminal rather than through an IDE because its closer to the metal

reading this felt like falling down an escher staircase

Christopher No LAN

Every time I've seen an I, Robot or Detroit Become Human style sci-fi racism allegory, I always think "I would be kind to the robots :)" But every single time I've used Chatgpt, I end up verbally abusing it like a mean step-dad. I literally tell it shit like "I wish you had feelings I could hurt"

Sleep now, brother. I’ll see you in Sodor.

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

this is who’s driving your Waymo