somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals

This delights me so much every year

Me: read it again but this time do the voices Priest: Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏

Living life with the ringer off

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)

Why do people buy pizza with EBT? Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money. It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.

Hey.

Did we do it? Did we save daylight?

turns out “The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!” isn’t even meteorologically accurate; the rain in Spain falls mainly in the mountains and north of the country, not in the plains i’m just so tired of all the lies

Whatcha doin’ there buddy? Ya scrollin’? Ya scrollin’ in the skeets?

Be kind. Be helpful. Be generous. Be wrathful when you need to. Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.

Wearing lipstick isn’t just an action, it’s a state of mind Cause you gotta remember it’s on your lips before you rub the back of your hand across your mouth

Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money Me: yeah. Maybe.

i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.

Post hair cut

It would be funny if I did a DM fee. Like you have to pay $50 to talk to me, Nate, the guy who burns his mouth every time he eats soups and stews.

No one told me that trimming your hair for the first time in five years can trigger a major existential crisis. Why wasn’t I warned?

Cracking my joints, shaking them, then putting them in the freezer so they glow longer

Hey Darkness, my oldest friend. I just wanted to swing by and see you again. Oh, really, the silent treatment still?

Dr. Frankenstein sighed as he opened the third complaint notice from the HOA regarding the depth of the moat around his suburban castle. Edna would pay for this constant harassment.

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

Ich goone Du goonst Er, sie, es goont Wir goonen Ihr goot Sie, sie goonen

Drawtober Day 25: Black Goat #drawtober #Halloweenie

Godspeed You! Helped Hamburger.

when white people have one (1) salsa

Shibari Vampire: Part 2: You Didn’t Listen This months Patreon reward

I figured out why birds suddenly appear every time you are near. You thought you were so clever with your bird seed suit, didn’t you?

Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

Just remembered that the year 1999 started for me by crying on the dance floor at the goth club, to the Red Hot Chili Peppers version of Love Rollercoaster cause I got dumped by my boyfriend 15 minutes earlier at my job at the goth coffee shop. LOL

@mxmadrigal.bsky.social worth it!

I've GOT to let myself be freakier 🤔

forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version

Loooook, all I wanna do is find the first time me and my friend found each other on here and it feels like it shouldn’t be so hard???

Reintroduction via selfie :) Here’s me

“And when they come to ethnically cleanse me Will you speak out? Will you defend me? Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives? Trampled under foot by the rise on the right” Been listening to this song for almost 30 years and it stays (depressingly) relevant

so many worries #art

Got yourself an edger, a hedger and a wedger

Edgelord Edgelady Edgeliege Edgelad Edgelass Edgelayperson Edgelandscaper Edgelawyer Edgelicensedphysicaltherapist

Shit, now what do I do with all these spades?

Post you from a different era

Please ask your doctor if Tokyo Drifting is safe for you!

Can you tell I’m scrolling through old skeets trying to find something? *reposts a joke that flopped a year ago*

Ironically, I was voted Most Likely to Die Ironically

I noticed you eyeing my business casual Crocs, so I wanted to give you a little something. Yes, it’s Kohl’s cash. *whispers* we could be bizcas Croc twinners

I feel like now is the time to make an animated series based on Memoirs Found in a Bathtub. First episode, the archaeologists find the memoirs and over the season you spend most of the time in flashbacks in first person POV of the agent. Then back to the scholars teaching the history of Ammer-Ka.

I’d risk it all for her

Because I shared with a close friend a piece of my old work today, I thought I’d share it here too. #linoprint #art #popart

And yet, here I am, and I still haven’t cut my hair in five years 😑